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dan (tess craven stan account: bluesky edition)
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musician and football loser. join your union
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some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."
July 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Rorikstead... I'm from Rorikstead...
February 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Happy Valentine’s 💖
February 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Oh oops, ended back up in Brisbane
February 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Hilltop Hoods
February 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Redbubble ads understand me
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
MY BLUESKY IS TOO QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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‘Do Things My Own Way’ (Official Video)
youtu.be/PdY_rx-TOWE
Sparks - Do Things My Own Way (Official Video)
YouTube video by S P A R K S
youtu.be
February 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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fuck you movie world
January 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
hey sorry to hear you're suffering from scurvy, you can get five big BOOMS from us for it
My job is driving around Big Justice and The Rizzler in the back of a caged van. If they complain about the spartan conditions or lack of vegetables I get to hit them with whips. It ain't easy but it's a livin'
January 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
completed the jokerless balatro challenge by slapping down a bunch of five of a kind 9s and I have never felt so locked in
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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if you like weird stuff and feel really strong feelings over it i want you to know i support you in externalizing those feelings and feeling them as intensely as possible. life is short and precious and never let anyone compel you to suppress your joys
January 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
scrapped my ableton template of 5 years yesterday and maybe it's just a sign to have a clean slate to write again
January 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
i wanna get my hands on a microfreak and get micro freaky with it
January 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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until it can provide us with a specific and foolproof list of instructions to **** **** **** , ai will forever and always be a childs toy
January 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I miss mac miller
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pub?
January 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
joe exotic
this kicks ass lmfao
January 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
rumours coming out of Arden Street tonight that #digbymorell will in fact join us on North Melbourne Bluesky
January 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Fighting off the urge to roleplay as a sports "journo" on this app and exclusively shitpost about North Melbourne
January 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
ableton live crash reports be like: teehee we're gonna take up a quarter of your hard drive over three years

ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY GIGABYTES OF SPACE. WHAT
January 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i probably need to just delete facebook, the other place and instagram off my phone so i don't feel inclined to use them right
January 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???
January 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM