what is it about talking ungrammatically that she thinks will make it easier for her cat to understand?

Reminds me of this Dutch classic (check the Alt-text):
De clitoris is in de eerste plaats een stok om de man mee te slaan
www.trouw.nl/nieuws/de-cl...

Last time they had to wait until after the first million or so murders to invent nomenklatura

blue.mackuba.eu/labellers/

Yeah, same. Ugh.

I'm sorry I ruined it snoring

here's an example of the "moral discernment" you're signing on with :)