jake
@valianes.com
former: esports legend, youtube sensation & bartending icon
current: washed up nobody.
current: washed up nobody.
Step 1: do laundry
Step 2: go eat ramen while waiting for laundry
Step 3: ruin shirt while eating ramen, creating more laundry
tantanmen @ akai kujira, akasaka
noodlesquad rise up
Step 2: go eat ramen while waiting for laundry
Step 3: ruin shirt while eating ramen, creating more laundry
tantanmen @ akai kujira, akasaka
noodlesquad rise up
October 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Step 1: do laundry
Step 2: go eat ramen while waiting for laundry
Step 3: ruin shirt while eating ramen, creating more laundry
tantanmen @ akai kujira, akasaka
noodlesquad rise up
Step 2: go eat ramen while waiting for laundry
Step 3: ruin shirt while eating ramen, creating more laundry
tantanmen @ akai kujira, akasaka
noodlesquad rise up
Hibernation over. Time to start living again
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hibernation over. Time to start living again
Hello, I recorded a lot of fun videos last year and I’m almost done releasing them (1 more to go). I dont really like posting about them on social media because yuck, but I also feel obligated to because thats what a normal person would do. Also I worked hard on them and I think theyre pretty good 🙂
September 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hello, I recorded a lot of fun videos last year and I’m almost done releasing them (1 more to go). I dont really like posting about them on social media because yuck, but I also feel obligated to because thats what a normal person would do. Also I worked hard on them and I think theyre pretty good 🙂
just got my permanent retainer removed after 20 years
June 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
just got my permanent retainer removed after 20 years
hello, its me, an online celebrity
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
hello, its me, an online celebrity
socializing and making new friends
December 29, 2024 at 1:23 PM
socializing and making new friends
yeah sure dude I guess why not
December 16, 2024 at 9:32 AM
yeah sure dude I guess why not
me when I do something that impresses the youths
December 12, 2024 at 11:31 AM
me when I do something that impresses the youths
sometimes the jokes write themselves
December 3, 2024 at 9:34 PM
sometimes the jokes write themselves
anyone care to take a stab at interpreting whatever the hell this means
November 14, 2024 at 4:17 PM
anyone care to take a stab at interpreting whatever the hell this means
