Valerie Simone
valeriesimone.bsky.social
Valerie Simone
@valeriesimone.bsky.social
Fashionista, makeup enthusiast, poodle enjoyer, artist
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The running car in my driveway is my church, and the steering wheel is where I beg forgiveness
February 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Brisbane, Australia.
February 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My therapist is so funny I can’t

Last week in group, when the other therapist was leading, I saw her trimming her cat’s nails

This week, someone mentioned their outdoor cat and I could see her soul die just a little lol
February 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Incredible to see a president tanking the world’s economy simply because he doesn’t understand it and is too dedicated to belligerent posturing to learn
February 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I’m sick to death of baring my soul to people who aren’t listening. I spent almost 4 years with a man who would stick a shotgun between my eyebrows if another man looked at me too long while we were out. I have severe PTSD that I’m receiving treatment for.
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A blind dog could wander into any DMV in Illinois and they’d give it a driver’s license
January 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Dracula’s not such a bad guy. I originally went to his castle to stake him, but one look into his red swirling eyes and I decided to loyally serve him forever
January 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Something sweet for you 🥰

Sweater from Dry Goods
Shirt from Target
Necklace from Lovisa
Pants were thrifted!
Shoes from Vans
January 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM