Valentine 🏳️⚧️
@valentine-talbot.bsky.social
[they/them] Regular Human Bartender. Brooklyn. Mostly here for wrasslin dorkery, politics, and gender discussion. 🔞
https://cash.app/$ValentineofBK
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STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Due to a schedule conflict next month, this Thurs will be the last mixer I produce for 2025. Come to Threes Brewing in Gowanus for a low key hang. We've got the upstairs space to ourselves.
DM if you have any questions
DM if you have any questions
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Due to a schedule conflict next month, this Thurs will be the last mixer I produce for 2025. Come to Threes Brewing in Gowanus for a low key hang. We've got the upstairs space to ourselves.
DM if you have any questions
DM if you have any questions
This water tried to suck my dick when the other products weren't looking.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This water tried to suck my dick when the other products weren't looking.
Saw The Suicide Squad (2021) on one of the very rare occasions that I was in a car here that wasn't a taxi or rideshare.
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Saw The Suicide Squad (2021) on one of the very rare occasions that I was in a car here that wasn't a taxi or rideshare.
@amy.wrestlejoy.com - can you help me figure out where the pants @willowwrestles.bsky.social wore last night came from? Reverse image searching isn't getting me anywhere and I don't think Willow is on here often.
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October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
@amy.wrestlejoy.com - can you help me figure out where the pants @willowwrestles.bsky.social wore last night came from? Reverse image searching isn't getting me anywhere and I don't think Willow is on here often.
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Someone out there is going to have the cuntiest Nihilistic Violent Extremist costume for Gay Halloween this year.
October 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Someone out there is going to have the cuntiest Nihilistic Violent Extremist costume for Gay Halloween this year.
I'm hosting another queer mixer at Threes Brewing in Gowanus Brooklyn Thursday night at 7. There will be opportunities to win free drinks, mix tapes, and other prizes.
If you're in the area, come through!
If you're in the area, come through!
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm hosting another queer mixer at Threes Brewing in Gowanus Brooklyn Thursday night at 7. There will be opportunities to win free drinks, mix tapes, and other prizes.
If you're in the area, come through!
If you're in the area, come through!
Fuck all the social and economic hurdles. Fuck slow and steady in the face of evil.
I just want the transition equivalent of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series finale for all eggs and everyone struggling to become their truest selves.
If you have the potential, you're the all the chosen ones.
I just want the transition equivalent of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series finale for all eggs and everyone struggling to become their truest selves.
If you have the potential, you're the all the chosen ones.
September 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Fuck all the social and economic hurdles. Fuck slow and steady in the face of evil.
I just want the transition equivalent of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series finale for all eggs and everyone struggling to become their truest selves.
If you have the potential, you're the all the chosen ones.
I just want the transition equivalent of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series finale for all eggs and everyone struggling to become their truest selves.
If you have the potential, you're the all the chosen ones.
The law enforcement source:
September 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The law enforcement source:
Thinking about all the recent anti-unhoused rhetoric from the White House and I remembered the "Arm The Homeless" t-shirt I had back in high school for Tree, a Boston hardcore band.
Kinda wish I still had the shirt. Not that it would fit now. But still.
Kinda wish I still had the shirt. Not that it would fit now. But still.
September 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thinking about all the recent anti-unhoused rhetoric from the White House and I remembered the "Arm The Homeless" t-shirt I had back in high school for Tree, a Boston hardcore band.
Kinda wish I still had the shirt. Not that it would fit now. But still.
Kinda wish I still had the shirt. Not that it would fit now. But still.
Getting the room set for the event, trying to not stress over what kind of turnout we'll have tonight. August in nightlife is wildly unpredictable.
August 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Getting the room set for the event, trying to not stress over what kind of turnout we'll have tonight. August in nightlife is wildly unpredictable.
Seeing bouts of vague posting and online drama underscores the importance of safe places to gather in real space. I'm producing a monthly queer mixer series at Threes Brewing in Gowanus, Brooklyn, and we're kicking off next Thurs Aug 14. $10 suggested at door, but nobody turned away for hardship.
August 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Seeing bouts of vague posting and online drama underscores the importance of safe places to gather in real space. I'm producing a monthly queer mixer series at Threes Brewing in Gowanus, Brooklyn, and we're kicking off next Thurs Aug 14. $10 suggested at door, but nobody turned away for hardship.
I'm sure there will be plenty of people saying nice things about Hulk Hogan now that he's dead. I will not be one of them.
He was shady for decades and spent his final months promoting Trump and transphobic MAGA piss-water beer.
He was shady for decades and spent his final months promoting Trump and transphobic MAGA piss-water beer.
July 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm sure there will be plenty of people saying nice things about Hulk Hogan now that he's dead. I will not be one of them.
He was shady for decades and spent his final months promoting Trump and transphobic MAGA piss-water beer.
He was shady for decades and spent his final months promoting Trump and transphobic MAGA piss-water beer.
During the 2008 primary election season, The Simpsons aired "E Pluribus Wiggum" (S19, Ep10). Because of the show's long production time, Obama was an afterthought in the sea of candidates mentioned.
We are further from 2028's primaries than the writer's room was from 2008's as they wrote this.
We are further from 2028's primaries than the writer's room was from 2008's as they wrote this.
July 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
During the 2008 primary election season, The Simpsons aired "E Pluribus Wiggum" (S19, Ep10). Because of the show's long production time, Obama was an afterthought in the sea of candidates mentioned.
We are further from 2028's primaries than the writer's room was from 2008's as they wrote this.
We are further from 2028's primaries than the writer's room was from 2008's as they wrote this.
If you see this, post a vampire
July 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you see this, post a vampire
These sentiments paired quite well together.
July 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
These sentiments paired quite well together.
Had a nice happy hour with one of my close friends that turned into a couple hours hanging with folks at Ginger's.
July 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Had a nice happy hour with one of my close friends that turned into a couple hours hanging with folks at Ginger's.
Jason Blood recites a cunty little poem and shrugs off the shape of a man. Just saying, the wizard Merlin could be doing big things for the trans community if he were a better ally.
July 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Jason Blood recites a cunty little poem and shrugs off the shape of a man. Just saying, the wizard Merlin could be doing big things for the trans community if he were a better ally.
Surprising precisely nobody I've ever been involved with.
July 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Surprising precisely nobody I've ever been involved with.
Went home after work long enough to drop some things and get changed for a post- Dyke March party.
Happy Pride! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Happy Pride! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
June 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Went home after work long enough to drop some things and get changed for a post- Dyke March party.
Happy Pride! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Happy Pride! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
On my way to a Pride party at a plus size vintage shop.
June 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
On my way to a Pride party at a plus size vintage shop.
Snickers voiceover: You're not yourself when you're horngry.
June 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Snickers voiceover: You're not yourself when you're horngry.
Getting behind the bar for my annual Callen-Lorde fundraiser for Pride. A lot of off the clock labor goes into this one, but it's always worth it.
June 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Getting behind the bar for my annual Callen-Lorde fundraiser for Pride. A lot of off the clock labor goes into this one, but it's always worth it.
I'm not big on dropping flyers here, but my brain is basically ruled by details for the Pride event I'm producing tomorrow.
If you're in Brooklyn, come through! Raffle prizes are crazy and we'll have folx from a bunch of queer orgs, clubs, and businesses on-hand.
Beer Witch
460 Bergen St
If you're in Brooklyn, come through! Raffle prizes are crazy and we'll have folx from a bunch of queer orgs, clubs, and businesses on-hand.
Beer Witch
460 Bergen St
June 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm not big on dropping flyers here, but my brain is basically ruled by details for the Pride event I'm producing tomorrow.
If you're in Brooklyn, come through! Raffle prizes are crazy and we'll have folx from a bunch of queer orgs, clubs, and businesses on-hand.
Beer Witch
460 Bergen St
If you're in Brooklyn, come through! Raffle prizes are crazy and we'll have folx from a bunch of queer orgs, clubs, and businesses on-hand.
Beer Witch
460 Bergen St
Trans peeps quote with a pic of yourself you love
June 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trans peeps quote with a pic of yourself you love