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[they/them] Regular Human Bartender. Brooklyn. Mostly here for wrasslin dorkery, politics, and gender discussion. 🔞

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November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tonight!
Due to a schedule conflict next month, this Thurs will be the last mixer I produce for 2025. Come to Threes Brewing in Gowanus for a low key hang. We've got the upstairs space to ourselves.

DM if you have any questions
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Hey WrestleSky. 🤼‍♂️

On Trans Day of Remembrance, I would like to spotlight someone.

I've been following Crystal on TikTok for about a month. She's a homeless woman living in NYC persuing her dream of becoming a pro wrestler.

Check out this recent post:

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrJotd4m/
i’m happy with that
TikTok video by crystal l’vache
www.tiktok.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
How long has Disney owned Marvel and we STILL don't have a duet of "It's Not Easy Being Green" featuring the Hulk and Kermit the Frog?

You can't tell me that Mark Ruffalo would say no to that.

Bob Iger hates making money.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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This water tried to suck my dick when the other products weren't looking.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know this is beside the main point, but the inclusion of Iggy Pop has me contemplating an eventual Odyssey/Velvet Goldmine double feature.
like “man” wasn’t my vibe for a gender, but it’s perfectly valid & healthy. i know so many manly af trans dudes whose souls have been healed with testosterone that im never gonna throw shade there.

men share a gender with Odysseus, Iggy Pop, & Gilgamesh, it’s seriously a lovely aesthetic.
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Due to a schedule conflict next month, this Thurs will be the last mixer I produce for 2025. Come to Threes Brewing in Gowanus for a low key hang. We've got the upstairs space to ourselves.

DM if you have any questions
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Having an absolutely massive bout of existential panic triggered by money stress.

I haven't eaten since breakfast on Thursday, but can't bring myself to get dressed and go to the grocery store.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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the Secret of the Ooze is that it was made out of acetaminophen & puberty blockers
September 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This water tried to suck my dick when the other products weren't looking.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
After the 2024 election, I had a finance bro on Grindr pleading for me to humiliate him for how cis white men failed us. He ghosted after I told him I needed a mani/pedi before I would consider visiting his Hudson Yards condo.

What will the vibe be tonight after the votes are tallied?
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Fuck all the social and economic hurdles. Fuck slow and steady in the face of evil.

I just want the transition equivalent of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series finale for all eggs and everyone struggling to become their truest selves.

If you have the potential, you're the all the chosen ones.
September 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
When in a fast food spot, I often avoid potential conflict and use the mens room. Last night I was grabbing grub. Got the door code from the woman at the counter. I tried it on the mens room and it didn't work. So I tried the womens room. It worked.

Surprising affirmation rules. That's allyship.
October 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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me making new friends after 3 drinks:
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Saw The Suicide Squad (2021) on one of the very rare occasions that I was in a car here that wasn't a taxi or rideshare.
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Jason Blood recites a cunty little poem and shrugs off the shape of a man. Just saying, the wizard Merlin could be doing big things for the trans community if he were a better ally.
July 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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It's said the best pro-wrestling gimmicks are often your real personality turned way up. I was thinking about all of the closeted/bullied wrestlers in the eras of toxic locker rooms, who never got to live their truth enough to discover what that looked like turned up to 11.
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a man in a blue hat is screaming into a microphone and the words who betta than are visible in the background
Alt: Chris Kanyon, a male pro wrestler in a blue hat is screaming into a microphone and the caption reads "Who Betta Than Kanyon? Nobody!" #wrestlesky
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August 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Putting aside systemic and society-scale issues, there are few things in my life that could not be dramatically improved by 10 hours of sound sleep and a duffel bag full of unmarked bills.

(Which isn't to diminish the weight of my problems, but everything is worse when you're tired and broke)
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Healing
October 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
LikeAnd Subscribenstahl out here shooting regime propaganda from under the safety of a mask.

Disgusting.
ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@amy.wrestlejoy.com - can you help me figure out where the pants @willowwrestles.bsky.social wore last night came from? Reverse image searching isn't getting me anywhere and I don't think Willow is on here often.

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October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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repost if you want to build international communism or want a mean dyke to cover you in bruises and milk your prostate
October 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Someone out there is going to have the cuntiest Nihilistic Violent Extremist costume for Gay Halloween this year.
October 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm hosting another queer mixer at Threes Brewing in Gowanus Brooklyn Thursday night at 7. There will be opportunities to win free drinks, mix tapes, and other prizes.

If you're in the area, come through!
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Fuck all the social and economic hurdles. Fuck slow and steady in the face of evil.

I just want the transition equivalent of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series finale for all eggs and everyone struggling to become their truest selves.

If you have the potential, you're the all the chosen ones.
September 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM