Valenzia Reyes
Valenzia Reyes
@val3nziar.bsky.social
I just want to take this moment to announce that, no matter how much I like the show, I LOATHE the recent trend of TV seasons taking a span of YEARS between episodes and seasons.

I'm looking at a few shows on Prime and YouTube for this. Please. We're millennials. We weren't designed for patience.
July 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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"We Will Rock You" is such an aggressive cover of "Rock A Bye Baby"
May 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I don't understand this "86-47" thing.

As I know it, "86" means "we've run out of," not "cancel" or "remove" or "vacate" or anything like that.

All I'm seeing is "we're out of Trump." But that's not the case. We need to oust this pretender, but we haven't removed him yet.
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Today was my first official Mother's Day, and only strangers wished me a happy one.

Funny how recognizing mothers is easier for those unfamiliar with each other.

But at least my toddler was happy to tell us about all the gifts she (didn't actually) get for us. Including various downtown murals!
May 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Did you know?

The number one producer of poor people is tax cuts to the rich?

Who would've thunk that giving the haves more to have would create more have-nots?
May 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
(1/?)I wonder why the narrative persists that "Americans elected Donald Trump (fully cognizant of the consequences)."

Texas repeatedly elects Republicans, but it's not a fair election with shortened election periods compared to other states, voter ID laws, work-life balance, and political...
May 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
When you wear a "mask" to survive, you can be overcome with feelings of shame and guilt over reminders of those days and who you were. How you hid even from yourself.

The fact that you were born with it doesn't change the fact that who you are now is not who you were then.
April 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Funny how the human mind works. I'm either exploding with unrelated thoughts that somehow I've managed to connect to each other....

Or I'm staring at a potato with an equivalent thinking capacity.
April 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Apparently we need a revolution every 250 years.
April 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm straight up in favor of a constitution that has an expiration date.

One whose rule isn't arbitrary with the times but also doesn't impose outdated standards for governing modern life.

The only thing that stays is for future constitutions to also require expiration dates.
April 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Rich people really want to kill us all and enslave whoever is left
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Why are drive thrus expecting tap-to-pay cards all the time now? Is my coin not good enough? Please, sir, I just want my nuggets. Accept my outdated cards my bank recently issued me.
April 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My sexual orientation is people who can do high kicks with their hands in their pockets looking disinterested
April 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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happy tax day, america
April 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Lost a friend tonight. Not in morbid way, just we're not friends anymore.

The loss itself kinda hurts, but not what I lost. I mean, I can only put up with so many misspelled words and phrases, and ChatGPT dependence. That's not a loss.
April 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Even in the quiet, it's hard to hear the silence.

Gotta get this tinnitus checked eventually.
April 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do
April 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I would just like to put on the record, should it become relevant later, that I am a natural born United States citizen with a currently valid passport who would never travel to El Salvador on my own volition.
April 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's not even 9pm yet, but it's these dark hours that make me lie awake at night wondering if any of this is worth it, if I'm doing right by me, whether I should drink another cup of water and have more fuel for tears or restroom trips, or if I should just try to close my eyes one more night.
April 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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🎵🎧✨
April 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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If you have a dictionary that you don't show love
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Can I just say I'm not in favor of continuing with America under the current constitution?

Like what need is there for people born in 2015 to continue to live under the governance of people born in the 1940s, under rules established in the 1780s
April 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Want to find out what's not working in your organization? Want to make your company more efficient? Hire/promote someone who's experienced childhood trauma!

Let their risk-aversion skills and ability to pick up on impending issues lead you away from your sheltered idealistic doomed planning!
April 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I just want to remind everyone that as bad as things can get.... at least Kamala Harris isn't laughing anymore.

Thanks, dad. Hope you're happy.
April 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Either way..."the earth belongs in usufruct to the living."

I'm tired of living under the laws of dead men, under the rule of dying men. Let the wonder of children and strength of youth dictate the world of tomorrow.

These old men threatening our world can't leave soon enough.
March 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM