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Vaisz
@vaisz.bsky.social
Cosmic Whorror, artist, author, gamer, cocknoisseur, and foodslut. Spins in chair a lot. Gay, NSFW, 18+ only, etc.

NB masc, He/him works, they/them cool too.
Husboof - @werethrope.bsky.social

Links: https://linktr.ee/vaisz
Kamala Harris annoys me because like all election she was like "everything is good Joe Biden yay" but then a while back she came out all "I think we should lower the voting age to 16" and I was sitting there just like fuckin THAT is the kinda freak we want to hear where was that shit last year
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
yknow if you really think about it cats
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"Why should I care about strangers?"

1 - Caring about people is not an all or nothing type of deal.
2 - The argument to be made regarding caring about strangers, imo, is that we are all as people parts of a larger whole. Whether we realize it or not, one part ailing WILL impact other parts.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The struggle that is being someone who tends to run hot and overheats easily, but also someone who gets really bad joint pain when it's too cold.

I just need it to ALWAYS be in that 52F/11C - 68F/20C range, NO HIGHER NO LOWER. >:I
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Whenever I crown a "worst movie" in accordance with any particular subcriteria, it's important to understand that I don't strictly speak in terms of craftsmanship - I also refer to the cultural impact of the film. It is for that reason that I consider Avengers (2012) to be one of the worst.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Some people: *dislike even the faintest hint of alcohol taste*

Me: *regularly puts a splash of baileys in my coffee just because I like the particular flavor notes it adds*
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As someone who has struggled with chronic digestive issues, I notice very keenly when food *doesn't* make me feel off, and it's funny because one of my safe foods is a notorious problem food for most other people, and I have no idea why it agrees with me, that particular food being enchiladas.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I would probably never put "nice" as a descriptor in any profile of mine, because tbh like, while obviously I *try* to *generally* practice kindness, if I am being completely truthful I do sometimes just get like this weird moody itch in my brain and will just be like a dick really for no reason.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
They say that as you get older your frost resistance stat starts to go down and tbh I kinda look forward to it a little because being a furnace is the biggest obstacle I currently face with respect to fulfilling my non-binary high fashion dreams of dressing myself in velvet, lace, and fur.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Saw a story about a 17-year-old who graduated law school somewhere being shared amongst one of my normie circles, and it made me think, tbh... I actually don't think that shit should be legal.

It's not healthy to put that kind of pressure on someone that young, no matter how brilliant they may be.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"a big dick is not a personality"

yeah but it does get people to at least PRETEND to be interested in your hobbies so yeah maybe go get ligma you pretentious rizzless beta😜

(I'm 32 😎)
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Starmer: "The UK has a racism problem :("

I wonder if your government joining the scapegoating-immigration-and-capitulating-to-bigots train has anything has anything to do with that.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
regarding incest fiction, i think it's unnecessary to really even entertain bad-faith criticism about it because like y'know you could be like "oh this is just fiction obvs i don't condone it irl" but even that requires treating with rhetoric that if you really think about it is actually ludicrous
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Comparisons between fuckin AI and Skynet frustrate me, because it's usually this like "oh we better stop before the tech becomes self aware and kills us" and I'm like okay wildly overestimating what the tech is capable of, wildly underestimating how harmful it is already, without even going there.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
they're all flying mounts dont let anyone tell you otherwise
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You do not FIND the ONE, you FORGE them.

In the fires.

Of DOOM.

Together you are UNSTOPPABLE.

So long as you are careful to not lose your finger, or try to tempt two people at the same time who are standing on a narrow bridge over a pit of the very magic magma that can unmake them.
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the fomo side of fortnite fuckin sucks because like wdyfm anyone who started playing after whatever like july 2023 has to miss out on Swim Free
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
going around getting hero points on the alts
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Vaisz
Alright I think I am finally ready to open up for god portrait commissions! You’ll get an in-game god portrait like the one below, as well as a separate transparent PNG of just the character

I’ve got 7 slots available at $50 each. Please read the info below and DM me if you’re interested!
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
iykyk
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Seasoned furries will warn you away from the front page of furaffinity, but at the same time you will on occasion encounter things there that are truly singular, things borne from the hand of someone who learned to draw just because truly no one else would even think to do what they have done.
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bold words for someone whose body is by mass mostly VERY combustible atoms. :)
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
gonna just grab your cockhead or whatever
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have teeth now
October 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM