Vaisz
@vaisz.bsky.social
Cosmic Whorror, artist, author, gamer, cocknoisseur, and foodslut. Spins in chair a lot. Gay, NSFW, 18+ only, etc.
NB masc, He/him works, they/them cool too.
Husboof - @werethrope.bsky.social
Links: https://linktr.ee/vaisz
NB masc, He/him works, they/them cool too.
Husboof - @werethrope.bsky.social
Links: https://linktr.ee/vaisz
power ranking list putting revan ahead of darth vader smh like soz revan is cool but the ultimate point of revan's character arc was that his skills alone were ultimately insufficient and he had to entrust his legacy unto others, whereas vader was a fucked up force demigod created by the universe
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
power ranking list putting revan ahead of darth vader smh like soz revan is cool but the ultimate point of revan's character arc was that his skills alone were ultimately insufficient and he had to entrust his legacy unto others, whereas vader was a fucked up force demigod created by the universe
People who look at AI slop and actually think it looks good, you're actually TOO cringe, we need you to bury yourselves in the nuclear vault, it'll be 10000 years before the cringe you're emitting has decayed to safe levels.
January 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
People who look at AI slop and actually think it looks good, you're actually TOO cringe, we need you to bury yourselves in the nuclear vault, it'll be 10000 years before the cringe you're emitting has decayed to safe levels.
Reading about the nervous system as research for a stupid joke about the volume of Kai's penis and accidentally getting myself annoyed upon discovering yet another angle from which the foreskin restoration movement is actually just pure pseudoscience and tbh lowkey kind of predatory and cultish.
January 29, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Reading about the nervous system as research for a stupid joke about the volume of Kai's penis and accidentally getting myself annoyed upon discovering yet another angle from which the foreskin restoration movement is actually just pure pseudoscience and tbh lowkey kind of predatory and cultish.
Me, crossing the holy salt line undeterred.
You, asking how this is possible.
Me, going into a lengthy explanation about how I'm kind of like a little more eldritch than your classical earthborn demon, also while you're over there by the fridge can you pass me the smoked salmon
You, asking how this is possible.
Me, going into a lengthy explanation about how I'm kind of like a little more eldritch than your classical earthborn demon, also while you're over there by the fridge can you pass me the smoked salmon
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Me, crossing the holy salt line undeterred.
You, asking how this is possible.
Me, going into a lengthy explanation about how I'm kind of like a little more eldritch than your classical earthborn demon, also while you're over there by the fridge can you pass me the smoked salmon
You, asking how this is possible.
Me, going into a lengthy explanation about how I'm kind of like a little more eldritch than your classical earthborn demon, also while you're over there by the fridge can you pass me the smoked salmon
Had another person bring to my attention that I'm following someone on twitter who is problematic, and I wanna just put out there that I am not logged into my twitter, and I am not super inclined to log back into it just to correct something you'd only see if you are still using it for some reason.
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Had another person bring to my attention that I'm following someone on twitter who is problematic, and I wanna just put out there that I am not logged into my twitter, and I am not super inclined to log back into it just to correct something you'd only see if you are still using it for some reason.
People talk about teens in HS relying on GPT for essays and dooming about the youth when tbh I think it's less them and more the fact that the public school system at least in the US likes to assume you magically have all this prior knowledge, all like "cool vague subject 10 pages MLA have fun"
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
People talk about teens in HS relying on GPT for essays and dooming about the youth when tbh I think it's less them and more the fact that the public school system at least in the US likes to assume you magically have all this prior knowledge, all like "cool vague subject 10 pages MLA have fun"
Spent the past several hours soul searching.
Thoughts got a little dark earlier, my usual brand of feeling pretty worthless, did some journaling.
I feel less dark, mostly just sad.
Thoughts got a little dark earlier, my usual brand of feeling pretty worthless, did some journaling.
I feel less dark, mostly just sad.
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Spent the past several hours soul searching.
Thoughts got a little dark earlier, my usual brand of feeling pretty worthless, did some journaling.
I feel less dark, mostly just sad.
Thoughts got a little dark earlier, my usual brand of feeling pretty worthless, did some journaling.
I feel less dark, mostly just sad.
I cast "Power Word: You've Gotta be Kitten Me"
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I cast "Power Word: You've Gotta be Kitten Me"
Using my cosmic demon powers to create a big red button that switches you between pussy and cock but because I'm a demon it does also make you orgasm EVERY time alongside the genital switch, which again, happens ANY time you press it, even on accident.
Don't break it. :)
Don't break it. :)
January 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Using my cosmic demon powers to create a big red button that switches you between pussy and cock but because I'm a demon it does also make you orgasm EVERY time alongside the genital switch, which again, happens ANY time you press it, even on accident.
Don't break it. :)
Don't break it. :)
I don't really need to phase through things, I CAN just BE in your room, I phased through your wall for sake of your own neurological enrichment, knowing how much brains like following lines of action.
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I don't really need to phase through things, I CAN just BE in your room, I phased through your wall for sake of your own neurological enrichment, knowing how much brains like following lines of action.
Also
Fucking OUTRAGED at the removal of bitter immunity from the warrior kit in WoW 😭
actually the new tree kinda bad tbhhhhh
Fucking OUTRAGED at the removal of bitter immunity from the warrior kit in WoW 😭
actually the new tree kinda bad tbhhhhh
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Also
Fucking OUTRAGED at the removal of bitter immunity from the warrior kit in WoW 😭
actually the new tree kinda bad tbhhhhh
Fucking OUTRAGED at the removal of bitter immunity from the warrior kit in WoW 😭
actually the new tree kinda bad tbhhhhh
The only struggle I have when people blend furry porn (artist or otherewise) and irl nudes though fr is that it becomes very hard to not be thinking about how hot you are underneath those clothes. 😩💦
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The only struggle I have when people blend furry porn (artist or otherewise) and irl nudes though fr is that it becomes very hard to not be thinking about how hot you are underneath those clothes. 😩💦
I can't really comprehend the idea of being chill with furry porn but not nudes, tbh.
But then again, I know some people see nudity as "gross" which is also something that is WILD to me. Like even bodies I'm not attracted to it's not like I'd think they're gross.
Gross is more of a state of being.
But then again, I know some people see nudity as "gross" which is also something that is WILD to me. Like even bodies I'm not attracted to it's not like I'd think they're gross.
Gross is more of a state of being.
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I can't really comprehend the idea of being chill with furry porn but not nudes, tbh.
But then again, I know some people see nudity as "gross" which is also something that is WILD to me. Like even bodies I'm not attracted to it's not like I'd think they're gross.
Gross is more of a state of being.
But then again, I know some people see nudity as "gross" which is also something that is WILD to me. Like even bodies I'm not attracted to it's not like I'd think they're gross.
Gross is more of a state of being.
Occasionally grabbing people between the ages of 28 and 38 by the wrist, looking at them with my most SUPER SERIOUS face, and then instructing them to curve the bullet.
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Occasionally grabbing people between the ages of 28 and 38 by the wrist, looking at them with my most SUPER SERIOUS face, and then instructing them to curve the bullet.
Would YOU want to be dick pic buddies? 😎
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Would YOU want to be dick pic buddies? 😎
I need a gym that's instead of weights just filled with inflatable men I can beat up
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I need a gym that's instead of weights just filled with inflatable men I can beat up
I only have like 400 comms in FFXIV or whatever but like all but 3 of them I earned as Black Mage so really they should just give me my mentor crown at this point tbh
January 18, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I only have like 400 comms in FFXIV or whatever but like all but 3 of them I earned as Black Mage so really they should just give me my mentor crown at this point tbh
I realize I probably rant more than I should about storytelling media, but it's kind of just a larger existential struggle, if I'm being honest.
Like I've wanted for pretty much as along as I've been capable of wanting to be a writer, particularly make a career as novelist. I knew it'd be hard.
Like I've wanted for pretty much as along as I've been capable of wanting to be a writer, particularly make a career as novelist. I knew it'd be hard.
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I realize I probably rant more than I should about storytelling media, but it's kind of just a larger existential struggle, if I'm being honest.
Like I've wanted for pretty much as along as I've been capable of wanting to be a writer, particularly make a career as novelist. I knew it'd be hard.
Like I've wanted for pretty much as along as I've been capable of wanting to be a writer, particularly make a career as novelist. I knew it'd be hard.
"Hrothgar, in their fascination with anatomical topography, have over countless generations inadvertently bred short foreskins and fat cockheads in males of their species, granting themselves unparalleled dick print game among their peer humanoid races." -Science
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"Hrothgar, in their fascination with anatomical topography, have over countless generations inadvertently bred short foreskins and fat cockheads in males of their species, granting themselves unparalleled dick print game among their peer humanoid races." -Science
Kinda sorta relearning how to draw atm, the whole "forearm starts to hurt" after 30 minutes thing wasn't working for me, so I'm experimenting with finally training myself to hold my pen in a gentler and more ergonomic way. It's a little awkward, but I'm getting there. Big thing is it doesn't hurt.
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Kinda sorta relearning how to draw atm, the whole "forearm starts to hurt" after 30 minutes thing wasn't working for me, so I'm experimenting with finally training myself to hold my pen in a gentler and more ergonomic way. It's a little awkward, but I'm getting there. Big thing is it doesn't hurt.
People thinking I was lying growing up because my story would change and obviously that means I was making shit up, definitely not an ADHD brain trying to accurately juggle, recall, and sequence 50 pertinent details while under pressure and usually also a barrage of overwhelmingly negative stimuli.
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 AM
People thinking I was lying growing up because my story would change and obviously that means I was making shit up, definitely not an ADHD brain trying to accurately juggle, recall, and sequence 50 pertinent details while under pressure and usually also a barrage of overwhelmingly negative stimuli.
Thought about trying to finish off the 100% on Legion remix just for completion sake since it's going away, but idk shit didn't land with me in the same way Pandaria Remix did, which tbf is to be expected since I didn't really like OG Legion, and the remix was like better but still a similar vibe.
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Thought about trying to finish off the 100% on Legion remix just for completion sake since it's going away, but idk shit didn't land with me in the same way Pandaria Remix did, which tbf is to be expected since I didn't really like OG Legion, and the remix was like better but still a similar vibe.
Husboof has been showing me Adventure Time and we're about half way through the series afaik and tbh I did not expect this show to be this like actually top notch. Genuinely some of the smartest writing, best theming, and funniest comedy writing I've seen in television, and the animation is 10/10.
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Husboof has been showing me Adventure Time and we're about half way through the series afaik and tbh I did not expect this show to be this like actually top notch. Genuinely some of the smartest writing, best theming, and funniest comedy writing I've seen in television, and the animation is 10/10.
but is it clam chowder soluble
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
but is it clam chowder soluble
Me, singing "For Good" but it's about Magic Man
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Me, singing "For Good" but it's about Magic Man