Vaisz
@vaisz.bsky.social
Cosmic Whorror, artist, author, gamer, cocknoisseur, and foodslut. Spins in chair a lot. Gay, NSFW, 18+ only, etc.
NB masc, He/him works, they/them cool too.
Husboof - @werethrope.bsky.social
Links: https://linktr.ee/vaisz
NB masc, He/him works, they/them cool too.
Husboof - @werethrope.bsky.social
Links: https://linktr.ee/vaisz
Broke -> Scary monster who is ultraviolent and evil
Broke -> Scary monster who is actually super gentle and kind
Woke -> Scary monster who is like not evil but is definitely VERY weird in ways that are somehow both unsettling and alluring, who also has enough rizz to also make weird shit sexy
Broke -> Scary monster who is actually super gentle and kind
Woke -> Scary monster who is like not evil but is definitely VERY weird in ways that are somehow both unsettling and alluring, who also has enough rizz to also make weird shit sexy
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Broke -> Scary monster who is ultraviolent and evil
Broke -> Scary monster who is actually super gentle and kind
Woke -> Scary monster who is like not evil but is definitely VERY weird in ways that are somehow both unsettling and alluring, who also has enough rizz to also make weird shit sexy
Broke -> Scary monster who is actually super gentle and kind
Woke -> Scary monster who is like not evil but is definitely VERY weird in ways that are somehow both unsettling and alluring, who also has enough rizz to also make weird shit sexy
Them: "You like carpenter, check out this youtube channel I found that restores vintage furniture! :D"
The channel: *suburban white couple destroying provenance on working class heirloom pieces and throwing away vintage brass hardware in a deranged crusade to make everything 2020s bougie*
The channel: *suburban white couple destroying provenance on working class heirloom pieces and throwing away vintage brass hardware in a deranged crusade to make everything 2020s bougie*
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Them: "You like carpenter, check out this youtube channel I found that restores vintage furniture! :D"
The channel: *suburban white couple destroying provenance on working class heirloom pieces and throwing away vintage brass hardware in a deranged crusade to make everything 2020s bougie*
The channel: *suburban white couple destroying provenance on working class heirloom pieces and throwing away vintage brass hardware in a deranged crusade to make everything 2020s bougie*
New PSU installed, tested out drawing stuff immediately, turns out I think I've been possibly gaslighting myself for the past 3 years because suddenly several issues I was having any time I tried to draw that I thought were just my corporeal form being weak and busted are seemingly just fine now. 😩
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
New PSU installed, tested out drawing stuff immediately, turns out I think I've been possibly gaslighting myself for the past 3 years because suddenly several issues I was having any time I tried to draw that I thought were just my corporeal form being weak and busted are seemingly just fine now. 😩
Dealing with PC stuff always stresses me out because there is a lot of shit I don't know and I'd like to ask a question but then I have had a pretty consistent track record of PC people giving me these SUSPICIOUSLY confident answers that end up wrong but then I also don't trust myself like ever AAAA
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Dealing with PC stuff always stresses me out because there is a lot of shit I don't know and I'd like to ask a question but then I have had a pretty consistent track record of PC people giving me these SUSPICIOUSLY confident answers that end up wrong but then I also don't trust myself like ever AAAA
"New years resolutions are stupid, we all know you're not going to follow through"
says someone who badly NEEDS a new years resolution, specifically a new years resolution to stop being a snide performatively negative ass for no reason while people are trying to be hopeful and better themselves :)
says someone who badly NEEDS a new years resolution, specifically a new years resolution to stop being a snide performatively negative ass for no reason while people are trying to be hopeful and better themselves :)
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"New years resolutions are stupid, we all know you're not going to follow through"
says someone who badly NEEDS a new years resolution, specifically a new years resolution to stop being a snide performatively negative ass for no reason while people are trying to be hopeful and better themselves :)
says someone who badly NEEDS a new years resolution, specifically a new years resolution to stop being a snide performatively negative ass for no reason while people are trying to be hopeful and better themselves :)
english is stupid the tens should have been onety-one, onety-two, etc and the twenties should have been twoty-one, twoty-two, etc
instead you get eighteen and eighty and thirteen and thirty etc and then people still make you use telephones for lots of important things what could go wrong
instead you get eighteen and eighty and thirteen and thirty etc and then people still make you use telephones for lots of important things what could go wrong
December 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
english is stupid the tens should have been onety-one, onety-two, etc and the twenties should have been twoty-one, twoty-two, etc
instead you get eighteen and eighty and thirteen and thirty etc and then people still make you use telephones for lots of important things what could go wrong
instead you get eighteen and eighty and thirteen and thirty etc and then people still make you use telephones for lots of important things what could go wrong
Something to understand about me is that I love food and I am kind of a foodie but I also HATE food sometimes and I'm not entirely sure what flips the switch where I go from mhm mhm yes to "Please if the word 'caramelize' leaves your mouth one more time I am actually going to vom"
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Something to understand about me is that I love food and I am kind of a foodie but I also HATE food sometimes and I'm not entirely sure what flips the switch where I go from mhm mhm yes to "Please if the word 'caramelize' leaves your mouth one more time I am actually going to vom"
Tired -> Character who is mean because they have a tragic back story and they're secretly lonely.
Wired -> Character who SEEMS mean but is actually only mean from the perspective of some characters, who are in reality being very annoying in persistently trying to mold them into someone they aren't
Wired -> Character who SEEMS mean but is actually only mean from the perspective of some characters, who are in reality being very annoying in persistently trying to mold them into someone they aren't
December 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Tired -> Character who is mean because they have a tragic back story and they're secretly lonely.
Wired -> Character who SEEMS mean but is actually only mean from the perspective of some characters, who are in reality being very annoying in persistently trying to mold them into someone they aren't
Wired -> Character who SEEMS mean but is actually only mean from the perspective of some characters, who are in reality being very annoying in persistently trying to mold them into someone they aren't
One of my FFXIV conspiracy theories is that Dawntrail went where it did because they wanted time to work on a number of major technological improvements, so that when we do eventually go to the much anticipated other place, they'll be able to do some crazy shit.
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
One of my FFXIV conspiracy theories is that Dawntrail went where it did because they wanted time to work on a number of major technological improvements, so that when we do eventually go to the much anticipated other place, they'll be able to do some crazy shit.
Final Fantasy XIV (2010)
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (2013)
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward (2015)
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood (2017)
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers (2019)
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker (2021)
Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail (2024)
Final Fantasy XIV: The Sex Update (2026) ????
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (2013)
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward (2015)
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood (2017)
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers (2019)
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker (2021)
Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail (2024)
Final Fantasy XIV: The Sex Update (2026) ????
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Final Fantasy XIV (2010)
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (2013)
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward (2015)
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood (2017)
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers (2019)
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker (2021)
Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail (2024)
Final Fantasy XIV: The Sex Update (2026) ????
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (2013)
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward (2015)
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood (2017)
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers (2019)
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker (2021)
Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail (2024)
Final Fantasy XIV: The Sex Update (2026) ????
I'm not LYING
I'm giving you a poorly researched answer.
There's a difference. 😤
I'm giving you a poorly researched answer.
There's a difference. 😤
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm not LYING
I'm giving you a poorly researched answer.
There's a difference. 😤
I'm giving you a poorly researched answer.
There's a difference. 😤
My role in the D&D party is kinda like Gandalf, in that I am an eldritch being in corporeal form, except I'm a warlock instead of a wizard, and while I'm still technically guiding the party to achieve their final goal and conquer evil, I'm even MORE cryptic and seemingly unhelpful than Gandalf
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My role in the D&D party is kinda like Gandalf, in that I am an eldritch being in corporeal form, except I'm a warlock instead of a wizard, and while I'm still technically guiding the party to achieve their final goal and conquer evil, I'm even MORE cryptic and seemingly unhelpful than Gandalf
While you have been busy FLIRTING with your ALTS like a SLUT, *I* have been in a cave damp and dark ever honing my black mage gameplay, imprinting it into my inner mind, i dream of fire iv, i have not trigger finger but astral fire hand, my rotation beats with my very heart, we are not the same
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
While you have been busy FLIRTING with your ALTS like a SLUT, *I* have been in a cave damp and dark ever honing my black mage gameplay, imprinting it into my inner mind, i dream of fire iv, i have not trigger finger but astral fire hand, my rotation beats with my very heart, we are not the same
One of the annoying things about having any kind of specialty writing skillset with regard to entertainment media industries is that people absolutely care about your work but also never attribute it to your existence and thus want your skills but also don't give a shit if you get paid for them.
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
One of the annoying things about having any kind of specialty writing skillset with regard to entertainment media industries is that people absolutely care about your work but also never attribute it to your existence and thus want your skills but also don't give a shit if you get paid for them.
If I tell you my criteria, you're going to try cheat the system, and that's not how this works.
December 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If I tell you my criteria, you're going to try cheat the system, and that's not how this works.
glamour update also pretty cum tbh
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
glamour update also pretty cum tbh
I made chili yesterday to cover dinner for a few nights, and chili is always kinda funny to me because like fucking EVERYONE who cooks has their own recipe for it usually with a slightly different spin but fundamentally it's always slightly different ways of accomplishing the same flavor profile.
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I made chili yesterday to cover dinner for a few nights, and chili is always kinda funny to me because like fucking EVERYONE who cooks has their own recipe for it usually with a slightly different spin but fundamentally it's always slightly different ways of accomplishing the same flavor profile.
Anytime someone dooms I think about Endwalker, where one of the not so subtle messages was about how dooming both harms other people and also ensures that you fade into nothing after you die.
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Anytime someone dooms I think about Endwalker, where one of the not so subtle messages was about how dooming both harms other people and also ensures that you fade into nothing after you die.
Command menu is SEX
so much more ui real estate for my beloved miscellaneous keybinds 😩💦💦
so much more ui real estate for my beloved miscellaneous keybinds 😩💦💦
December 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Command menu is SEX
so much more ui real estate for my beloved miscellaneous keybinds 😩💦💦
so much more ui real estate for my beloved miscellaneous keybinds 😩💦💦
Do you ever weave ninja handsigns before you unleash the piss
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Do you ever weave ninja handsigns before you unleash the piss
There was a point where I gave up trying to get people into WoW and like I would tell people that I can see how it is overwhelming to get into the game because of how much content there is, but if I am being completely honest, that is a lie I tell for sake of trying to be polite.
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There was a point where I gave up trying to get people into WoW and like I would tell people that I can see how it is overwhelming to get into the game because of how much content there is, but if I am being completely honest, that is a lie I tell for sake of trying to be polite.
Giving them a LITTLE bit of benefit of the doubt because it's early access, but tbh I am CONCERNED about the WoW player housing. The 10-account requirements on private/guild neighborhoods in particular is a point of frustration for me, especially given how much they hyped up that bit in particular.
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Giving them a LITTLE bit of benefit of the doubt because it's early access, but tbh I am CONCERNED about the WoW player housing. The 10-account requirements on private/guild neighborhoods in particular is a point of frustration for me, especially given how much they hyped up that bit in particular.
Rough week for the mental health.
I avoid thinking about it most of the time, so my late brother's birthday always sneaks up on me, and even still it affects my chemistry a little.
Guess it's just because its kind of a big year. Next year he'll have been gone for more of my life than he was here.
I avoid thinking about it most of the time, so my late brother's birthday always sneaks up on me, and even still it affects my chemistry a little.
Guess it's just because its kind of a big year. Next year he'll have been gone for more of my life than he was here.
December 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Rough week for the mental health.
I avoid thinking about it most of the time, so my late brother's birthday always sneaks up on me, and even still it affects my chemistry a little.
Guess it's just because its kind of a big year. Next year he'll have been gone for more of my life than he was here.
I avoid thinking about it most of the time, so my late brother's birthday always sneaks up on me, and even still it affects my chemistry a little.
Guess it's just because its kind of a big year. Next year he'll have been gone for more of my life than he was here.
Biting my tongue about one of the new furry fixations so hard. 😩
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Biting my tongue about one of the new furry fixations so hard. 😩
Right wing influencers have kinda ruined a particular suit and tie look for me, but also kinda not because the particular fabric and style they just all seem to go for has always been on thin ice at best for me, even on the rare occasion it is actually technically well-fitted to the wearer's body.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Right wing influencers have kinda ruined a particular suit and tie look for me, but also kinda not because the particular fabric and style they just all seem to go for has always been on thin ice at best for me, even on the rare occasion it is actually technically well-fitted to the wearer's body.