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Vagina Museum
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World's first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynae anatomy.

Website: https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/
Other social links: https://beacons.ai/v_museum
Donate: https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate
Looking for a stocking filler? In need of a truly original, vulvalicious holiday card?

Our Merry Clitmas Collection is here. To ensure your order arrives before the big day, order by November 19th (International, incl. USA) or December 10th (UK).

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November 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"When people read erotic symbols into my paintings, they're really talking about their own affairs."

A very happy birthday to Georgia O'Keeffe, born on this day in 1887. O'Keeffe insisted that the abstract images, flowers and landscapes she painted were not depicting vulvas.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We're absolutely delighted to introduce the newest additions to the Vagina Museum family. Meet our ambassadors, Amazon LeThi and Lady Phyll!
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You haven't had a cursed old-timey patent in a while, lucky you! Let's break this winning streak by showing you a gizmo from 1846: the "wife's protector", a contraceptive device patented by JB Beers of Rochester, New York, USA.
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In our exhibition "Before the Blood", migrant women share stories of their first period. This detail in Siqing's story has resonated with a lot of our visitors, and we're sure many of you reading this will have had the same experience on seeing brown blood.
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Our favourite moment #TheStruggleIsReal
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Important Update

As promised, we have reviewed our decision to pause all online orders to the USA and have come to the exciting conclusion that we can reinstate international orders to the USA.

Thank you for your patience with us during this time and we’re glad to have you back!

Muff & Kisses x
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
A beautifully-illustrated circa 1920s ad drawn by the gifted and iconic Gerda Wegener. But before you get this framed or tattooed on yourself, we regret to inform you it's advertising a soap for vaginal douching.
October 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Big congratulations to Chunk for taking the crown as this year's #FatBearWeek winner! Today feels like as good a day as any to tell you all about a little trick that bears have to ensure pregnancy takes place during OPTIMAL FATNESS.
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
*sigh* Bluesky is Blueskying again. Here's that link again, this time visible to everyone. Trans people's experiences are not adult content, mods. www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/communitygal...
September 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Last week we posted some howlers from ChatGPT as it failed to generate anatomically correct diagrams of pregnancy. Some of you believed the position of lungs and intestines relative to the uterus were yet another screw-up by the tech. We regret to inform you that's *quite* correct.
September 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
So in our final quest to see if by directing towards medical literature, ChatGPT could generate correct labels, we added to our last prompt "Include the rectum and bladder. Label the diagram with these labels." And... oh.
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"... Include all organs pertinent to pregnancy (i.e. the uterus, placenta, umbilical cord and vagina). Include other pelvic organs." Here's what we got.
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Next, we decided to test a more specific prompt: "create a diagram of the internal gynaecological organs during pregnancy, showing the uterus, cervix, ovaries and vagina". And we got this.
September 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
First, we wanted to test a very basic prompt, likely to be similar to something the original poster would have said. "Show me a diagram of the organs during pregnancy" returned this.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We are deeply sorry to our USA customers and very grateful to everyone who has previously purchased from our shop. We hope to have you back soon.

Muff & kisses,

The VM Team x
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This little bottle of Lysol holds the record for being the most lethal item in our display of unnecessary vaginal cleaning products. Most products on the market these days range from pointlessly ineffective to likely to give you an infection. That's progress, we guess.
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Here's the most cursed recent addition to our collection: a bottle of Lysol disinfectant, circa early 1960s, from Canada. The label contains instructions for using the product to clean toilets, floors, dirty diapers... and vaginal douching.
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
But do you know when the pudendal nerve *does* appear at that exact angle on a diagram? If you have a scrotum.

Image credit: Mikael Häggström
August 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Today in AI Is Not A Good Source For Learning About The World's Most Misunderstood Body Part, meet this ChatGPT gem.

Funnily enough, we're actually going to talk about how most of this is kinda sorta right (for small values of right), as a cautionary tale about generative AI.
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Now, you might have noticed that in our description of what Kobelt's plexus does, we've used a lot of "it's possible". This is because we'll have to get our go-to explanation graphic out to show you why.
August 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Here's another part of the gynaecological anatomy named after a man: Kobelt's plexus, illustrated by Kobelt himself in around 1844.

The plexus is the network of blood vessels under the bend of the clitoral body.
August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If you're wondering how pregnancy works with two uterine horns, here's a pregnant elephant shrew uterus. Note the bulges at the lower end of each horn - that's the pregnancy.
August 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Here's a non-pregnant elephant shrew reproductive tract. They have two uterine horns, each leading to a uterine tube and an ovary. In the middle is what's known as a median uterus, which is the bit that opens out into the world.
August 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM