@vagician.bsky.social
Allow me to help your holiday shopping
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Allow me to help your holiday shopping
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what if we kissed under the sword of damocles 👀
May 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
what if we kissed under the sword of damocles 👀
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sorry I'm late I became mentally untethered from time itself
March 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
sorry I'm late I became mentally untethered from time itself
I dont need therapy. Buying a Labubu will fix me, I just know it in my heart
March 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I dont need therapy. Buying a Labubu will fix me, I just know it in my heart
If there was ever a time in history to prove punk's not dead, oooooh baby the time is now 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
February 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If there was ever a time in history to prove punk's not dead, oooooh baby the time is now 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Pornhub, gone. Tiktok, leaving. Not sure the powers-that-be understand the kind of malevolent force they're releasing by removing all the distractions from my life
January 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pornhub, gone. Tiktok, leaving. Not sure the powers-that-be understand the kind of malevolent force they're releasing by removing all the distractions from my life
It's honestly so rude to not text me when I've been psychically willing you to do so ✋😒
January 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
It's honestly so rude to not text me when I've been psychically willing you to do so ✋😒
The 4 genders: leads, does machines, cool but rude, and party dude
January 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The 4 genders: leads, does machines, cool but rude, and party dude
"I don't know CAN you? 🤨"
"*sigh* fine, sorry...MAY I cum inside you?"
"*sigh* fine, sorry...MAY I cum inside you?"
January 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"I don't know CAN you? 🤨"
"*sigh* fine, sorry...MAY I cum inside you?"
"*sigh* fine, sorry...MAY I cum inside you?"
My chill girl persona crumbles like a nature valley bar the second I merge onto the interstate
December 12, 2024 at 4:45 AM
My chill girl persona crumbles like a nature valley bar the second I merge onto the interstate
I am experiencing a dark night of the soul
[I didn't leave early enough to stop for coffee]
[I didn't leave early enough to stop for coffee]
December 3, 2024 at 11:35 AM
I am experiencing a dark night of the soul
[I didn't leave early enough to stop for coffee]
[I didn't leave early enough to stop for coffee]
The diametric opposite of the cunty sound of heels on tile, is the humbling ker-klunk of Heelys on any hard, un-Heely-able surface
December 2, 2024 at 12:57 AM
The diametric opposite of the cunty sound of heels on tile, is the humbling ker-klunk of Heelys on any hard, un-Heely-able surface
Fuck cutting people off. I'm not gonna reward you for bad behavior; you WILL be subjected to me.
November 23, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Fuck cutting people off. I'm not gonna reward you for bad behavior; you WILL be subjected to me.
Am I a bad girl? 🤨
Why you wanna know? You a fed???
Why you wanna know? You a fed???
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Am I a bad girl? 🤨
Why you wanna know? You a fed???
Why you wanna know? You a fed???