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Vaatura
@vaatura.bsky.social
I just want to play videogames and love my friends, nothing else matters to me
I like/post whatever I want so if you see something you don't like you know what to do
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interrupting your doomscrolling to give you this drawing of rick enjoying a piece of cheese.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
they should make a job that doesn't make me want to not exist
or better, one that pays me to stay away from people
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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All four for King
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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He probably should've checked his clothes before doing a meet and greet.
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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if you see da police, viacom cbs paramount skydance discovery warn a brother
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
me to my coworker when they ask why im going next door to the bathroom instead of using our dogshit bathroom/storage closet
October 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
woke up at 4am to puke
got woken up at 5am by some dick honking his horn outside my house
time for my open-close with no break!!!
October 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
all my days off got split up next week
October 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i wish i was entertaining enough/good enough at videogames to make money from streaming but i also realize i would probably start hating it if i had to make it a job
would be better than any job ive had the last 10 years, but still
October 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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this happened to me irl last week
September 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
crazy i gotta work 5-6 days a week and barely afford to live while all this dumb shit is going on
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Dissidia cost 30 bucks on PSP and there has never been a better value proposition before or since
September 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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grapplers are the most inherently gay archetype in fighting games

what are you trying to command grab? his cock?
September 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
dey call me da guy who dont sleep before 9 hour shifts
September 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Need to sleep for ny shit job but im so irritated im not even tired
September 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I MEANT TO SAY I LOVE WORKING 9 HOUR SHIFTS 5 DAYS A WEEK TO TRANSFER WEALTH FROM MY WORKPLACE TO MY LANDLORD AND MY BILL GIVING OVERLORDS WHO CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT MY MONEY
a cartoon character is jumping in the air while sitting on the ground surrounded by trash .
ALT: a cartoon character is jumping in the air while sitting on the ground surrounded by trash .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
one of those triggered the automod LOL
September 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i fucking hate my job i want to quit so bad FUCK
September 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM