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Uvoo Llaren
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Quest giver and devout of the Tribunal Temple
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Speak quickly, outlander, or go away.
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I'm creeping!
May 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Did you bring the Amulet of Flesh Made Whole?
May 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Yeah, I’m playing that new Elder Scrolls game
April 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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The ideal walkable city, especially if you have some levitation scrolls
May 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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May 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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It's a brutal time for young men.

They have taken you from the Imperial City’s prison, first by carriage and now by boat, to the east to Morrowind.

Fear not, for I am watchful, you have been chosen.
It’s a brutal time for young men.

Are they not entitled to the sweat of their brow?

“No,” says the man in Washington, “it belongs to the poor.”

“No,” says the man in the Vatican, “it belongs to God.”

“No,” says the man in Moscow, “it belongs to everyone.”

I rejected those answers.
It's a brutal time for young men.

2010 ATB, August 10th. The Holy Britannian Empire declared war on Japan.
May 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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watching someone play morrowind and thought about one of my favorite tweets
May 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Im not covetign the tabis, i am meditating upon them in a virtuous way
GURL THE TABIS
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
VERY FASHIONABLE AND IMPORTANT QUEST AVAILABLE:
I might have misplaced a set of High Ordinator tabis

Blease go and steal them for me (not illegal)
Will pay USD $53 plus shippimg
Many people are asking me about relics misplaced under my watch. As if you have forgoten the Infallible Method enshrined by Grace of Almsivi:
Keep sending more random guys to retreive them

Does my job title say Getter of Stuff? No? Thats probably you then, go fetch my staff bitch
May 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
GURL THE TABIS
May 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oh plss pick meee pick meeeeeee

You know id make the cuntiest high ordinator

Has absolutely nothing to do with my overwhelming desire to be stepped on by Our Lady of Mercy

And definitely also has nothing to do with me coveting that sicc drip
May 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Our last Bookkeeper got carried off by ash critters so I have no idea what our Candle Budget Situation is tbh

Please don't ask me how i obtained this sick set of glass armour

Temple funding is being directed in very normal ways
May 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I know theres much speculation as to the frontier medicine here in Ghostgate, and i know all you body horror fans get real excited whenever someone comes back here with a touch of the Flesh Monsteritis but we really really do need to check in & out of the med examiners'. Esp if youre also a dead guy
May 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Many people are asking me about relics misplaced under my watch. As if you have forgoten the Infallible Method enshrined by Grace of Almsivi:
Keep sending more random guys to retreive them

Does my job title say Getter of Stuff? No? Thats probably you then, go fetch my staff bitch
May 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Look you don't get seconds at the temple soup kitchen because you all make a fuss if the turkey dinos touch the peas i swear to god we're not equipped to serve this many autists theres literally cliff racers on our doorstep just take your slop and gtfo
May 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Is That A God Damm Salamander
May 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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