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Jakey Jakers
@utterlyjake.bsky.social
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An autistic Goofball (PhD) & a ticking timebomb of sheer nuke-tier anxiety. I write quirky animated scripts and stuff that's rather a bit weird. Like my stories, I'm a work in progress. (He/Him)
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When a mighty storm rolls in, only then can Sagittaria call on the devastating power of the mighty Storm Leech. Without such a beastly weapon, she'd be one dead duck come the night of the first Continent Showdown.⛈️💀

Thanks @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social! <3

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#OCSky #Duck #Bird #StarDucks #Weapon
Sagittaria Pondleton (an anthro duck standing 5'0, 20 years old) with heart & hair of gold, and an army helmet, stands amidst a storm and is poised for action. She wields a futuristic weapon, the Storm Leech. It's a weapon that drains lightning out of the sky to use for a massive, deadly electrical blast. Artwork done by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social - go check out his work already & support him ya'll! :D
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Fingers crossed Jax tries to use this and Caine decides to allow it!🤭
A schematic for the 'arrowhead of total destruction', a homebrew D&D contraption that involves firing an arrow containing a portable hole and a bag of holding. Generally, putting them together is... a rather bad idea.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Butch the Bully from Cool Cats Saves The Kids laughs like a supervillain.
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Cassidy prefers her overalls for being comfortable, cute and practical. But, being a Princess, for a formal event like a ball or a gala, she'll have to make do with a dress whether she likes it or not. 🥕🧟‍♀️
Cassidy Rottington, runaway vegetarian zombie Princess extraordinaire, waves to the audience. Specifically, she holds her detached right arm in her left hand and waves it around.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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That's Draft #2 of the Micro Machines movie complete! 🎉Definitely ebs 'n flows a lot better than Draft #1 did - 135 pages of racing and teen drama goodness; for now, it can rest and refuel.❤️

Honestly already missing writing about Spider and Bonnie. 😭

#ScriptSky #MicroMachines 🚗🔬
Spider and Bonnie from Micro Machines hang out by a yellow jeep. Bonnie cheerfully chatters about something or other while Spider contently listens. Artwork by @jrockzart.bsky.social. Bonnie smirks. Shakes her head. Reaches into her backpack. She takes out a futuristic, pulsating gun - the SHRINK RAY. BONNIE Did I say racing? I meant Micro Machines racing. She pulls the trigger. Everything is consumed by a flash. INT. BREAKFAST TABLE - STARTING LINE - DAY Everything comes into focus as the flash fades. Spider looks around, standing amidst the gang. The kitchen looks different... it’s gigantic! No, not quite. He looks down. Realises he’s standing upon the table cloth. They’ve all been shrunken down to an inch tall, if that! The once tiny jeeps are now the perfect size to drive. BONNIE OK everyone, you know the rules, you start according to how you placed last time! WALTER Back of the line for me... CHERRY I hate that stupid rule. BONNIE I don’t~! CHERRY Yeah, because you always win! Bonnie immaturely sticks her tongue out at Cherry. The latter girl <HUFFS> and storms over to the car in third place. Spider stares, taking everything in with sheer awe. He gives Bonnie a truly bewildered stare. She playfully prods Spider with the shrink ray. BONNIE Story time is for later! Right now it’s time to race; back of the grid for ya!
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Martin Lomax has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Martin Lomax from The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Currently that'd be my just-for-fun feature, Micro Machines: The Movie. It's been fun to adapt the classic video game & its quirky cast to a movie, and draft #2 is going really well! ^_^
Spider and Bonnie from Micro Machines hang out by a parked jeep. Artwork by @jrockzart.bsky.social BONNIE He’ll rue the day! The <CHATTERING> around the cafeteria trails off as every other student stares at her. From afar Spider waves. Bonnie quickly sits down, embarrassed. She <HUFFS>. BONNIE Whatever, I said what I said! CHERRY Here I thought I was a sore loser. ANNE You thought right. Cherry shakes her fist. Anne smugly <SLURPS> a juice box. CHERRY C’mon Bonnie, all this because he’s won a few races? BONNIE He won all the races! CHERRY Yeah, and who does that remind us of, I wonder? She <SNICKERS>. Bonnie <HUFFS> again. BONNIE Well know this, I’ll be winning our showdown, just you wait and see. She looks back at the boys’ table. Walter talks of something or another, appearing troubled. Spider pats his shoulder. BONNIE Sure, he might be skilled, he might be confident, he might be strong and have those cool shades... and a nice smile... probably abs... has a nice voice whenever he actually speaks... not to mention his hair. (beat) I’ve kinda forgotten where I was going with this.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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If you want ducks drawn, there's nobody better than Wonder-Waffle! 'Course, he can draw tons more than ducks, but... look, ducks!😁
Sagittaria Pondleton, a blonde anthro duck standing 5'0 tall, flexes her muscles. In her left hand is a shotgun. Sagittaria, a 20 year old duck anthro of golden hair and heart, carefully sneaks along a barren dirt field beneath two moons. Gun in hand an army helmet atop her head, she's ready for any sudden action. Penelope Cerulea, a lanky redhaired anthro duck of 21 years of age. Sagittaria's overly skittish, sleepless co-worker. Sagittaria, a brown feathered duck anthro (age 20, 5'0) of golden hair and heart, stands in the aftermath of a vicious fight. She's coated in sticky green bloodstains. Taking up her right arm is a similarly stained war drill (the Driller Thriller) while in her left hand she holds up the severed head of a gruesome cyclops monster... let's call it a Groaner, shall we? The Groaner's head gives her an almost loving stare. Sagittaria is slightly WTF in response to this.
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Since it's #Halloween and all, I do happen to have something in the portfolio full of monster mischief~! The Vegetarian Zombie; danger undead ahead!🥕🧟‍♀️

#ScriptSky
EXT. RIDING ARENA - DAY A grassy field beside the palace, set up with various hurdles and other such obstacles. WHOOSH! An undead UNICORN - PERCY (5) leaps over a high beam. She whinnies as her rider - Cassidy - cheers. Cassidy has grown up over the years. Long, free flowing hair, more band aids, taller than average. Pink overalls as usual. As always, she’s wearing a rotten raspberry backpack. A glowing creature pokes his head out, enjoying the ride. It’s SCORCH (7), a GLOWPUP. Glows in the dark just like a nightlight. As loyal as adorable. Cassidy’s therapy pet. Cassidy rides Percy around the arena, jumping over each set of hurdles without incident. She slows, lining up with the last hurdle - it’s very tall. CASSIDY Last hurdle Percy. Ready girl? Percy whinnies, determined. Cassidy giggles. Pets her mane. CASSIDY Here we go! Percy bolts forth. Cassidy holds on tightly. They JUMP! Percy clips the hurdles. Cassidy tumbles to the ground, her left arm detaching. She sits up, dizzily. CASSIDY Aw, bust my brains! Cassidy Rottington, tweenage runaway vegetarian zombie princess extraordinaire, does the Sonic Adventure Pose.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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As always, a fun #Halloween night spent watching Ghoul School. I don't think I could ever tire of rewatching this beloved old movie. Hope it gets a sequel one day. <3
Cover / Poster of Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School. Within a creepy classroom Shaggy and Scooby brew a potion in a cauldron. Gathered close, Tanis and Elsa watch on.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Sagittaria would start blasting//bombing/lasering/drilling and much more to annihilate the zombies!💥
Sagittaria, a brown feathered duck anthro (age 20, 5'0) of golden hair and heart, stands in the aftermath of a vicious fight. She's coated in sticky green bloodstains. Taking up her right arm is a similarly stained war drill (the Driller Thriller) while in her left hand she holds up the severed head of a gruesome cyclops monster... let's call it a Groaner, shall we? The Groaner's head gives her an almost loving stare. Sagittaria is slightly WTF in response to this. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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It could've been a worse monster. It could've been a clig, and there are for sure a lot of them across Hy, each with a hunting style unlike any other.💀
EXT. JUNGLE - CLIG GROVE - DAY Sagittaria, Bonita and Mirka move through some tall grass, being careful to keep low and quiet. Sagittaria peers through the edge of the grass. Bonita and Mirka poke out their heads beneath her. Nearby a CLIG - the apex predator of HY, a dozen-eyed shark mouth on stocky legs - is goring into a bloodied creature. Sagittaria grimaces. Bonita and Mirka are unphased. Sagittaria peers either side of the clig before her gaze settles onto the beast itself. She sighs. SAGITTARIA Star Pad, please tell me that the tech isn’t inside the clig. STAR PAD Request processed. It is not inside the clig. SAGITTARIA Are you lying to me? STAR PAD Yes. Sagittaria facepalms. SAGITTARIA Honestly, do weapons taste like pondweed ice cream or something? This is like the fourth time a monster ate our stuff. BONITA We gonna take it down? SAGITTARIA Seems we’ll have to. MIRKA Aw yeah.
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Just Sagittaria in the aftermath of a pretty bloody battle against one of the many heinous monsters of Greebil. Nobody said being stranded was easy... and nobody said the Driller Thriller is good for a clean fight either! Yuck!

Thank you @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social!! ^_^

#OCSky #Duck #StarDucks
Sagittaria, a brown feathered duck anthro (age 20, 5'0) of golden hair and heart, stands in the aftermath of a vicious fight. She's coated in sticky green bloodstains. Taking up her right arm is a similarly stained war drill (the Driller Thriller) while in her left hand she holds up the severed head of a gruesome cyclops monster... let's call it a Groaner, shall we? The Groaner's head gives her an almost loving stare. Sagittaria is slightly WTF in response to this.
October 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Gotta support the cult classic~
The cover of Fur Fighters for the PS2. A forest setting. In the foreground Roofus the hound and Juliette the cat are heavily armed and facing off against trouble. The trouble in question is an army of stupid bears in the background. On the horizon the face of the evil General Viggo glares at them ominously.
October 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Post your OC and let people assume things about them. Sagittaria Pondleton, a 5'0 duck anthro aged 20, wields the R.Y.N.O from the OG Ratchet and Clank. She's ripping someone a new one, alright! Artwork done by @jrockzart.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Well, actually...🤭
A plushie of Sheep the Robot, an OC created by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Working on a new spec of Grimwood's, a serialised continuation of #GhoulSchool.👻

Phantasma's in quite a state and the gang are gonna try to cheer her up, but it's gonna take more than jokes to do it! What happened three days ago... is it connected to the funeral for Miguel's soap opera tapes?🤔
FADE IN: INT. GRIMWOOD’S - HALLWAY - DAY A cloudy sky outside the window and a heavy rain on the way. So much for summer! One of the students walks down the hall, bowl in hand. SIBELLA (13) a VAMPIRE. Elegant and graceful. Mischievous and a little teasy. Some might call her a pain in the neck! She approaches a door. Pauses. Takes a <BREATH>. <KNOCKS>. SIBELLA Phantasma, breakfast time. Octavius made you something fangtastic! (beat) Ghost Flakes! Silence. Sibella glances down. A plate of untouched food sits upon the floor, flies <BUZZING> around it. SIBELLA Phantasma, it’s been three days. You can’t keep going like this. (softer) Please, come out. Talk to us. Silence. Sibella cups her ear. Not the slightest sound to be heard. She peers through the keyhole... blocked. SIBELLA Phanty, please! We’re worried! Nothing. Sibella sets down the bowl. Picks up the plate. SIBELLA Whatever happened, whatever’s hurting you... INT. SPARE ROOM - DAY A creepy bedroom of cracked floorboards, a broken window and eerie paintings with bloodshot eyes. The bed is occupied. PHANTASMA (13): a GHOST. As talented a scarer as a joker - very! Not the sort to take un-life very seriously. She lays facedown and immobile, dead to the world. SIBELLA (O.S.)(CONT’D) Please let us help. <FOOTSTEPS>. Sibella leaves. Silence... Phantasma <SNIFFLES>.
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Played Dad n Me for the first time in many years... good grief, this jerk is even harder now than he was when I was a dumb teen!!! Or maybe I just suck even worse now?😭
Sunchips from Dad n Me. A kid from the bad side of town with bling, a pistol and some insane breakdancing moves.
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Cover of Micro Machines V3. In the foreground two turbotastic cars, one red and one yellow, are launched high by a distant toaster. The background shows the breakfast table, other cars racing across it.
October 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I will choose to believe this is flattering, cool and awesome.😁
Picture of Priscilla from Pastamonsters, a pale woman of fark hair and pink eyes. Her bio reads: Your whole life has been very structured, you may have been a bit rebellious in your teen years but now you are determined to make a name for yourself and have locked in to your studies. your parents have high expectations and you have them for yourself too. there is no room for failure!! you yearn for new experiences and to explore the world! you take no nonsense and youre often blunt with people you dont like. you can be a bit ignorant and sheltered to the world but you make up for it by being curious and open minded. youre extremely protective of your friends and care deeply about their well being.
October 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I'll never let AI crush my hopes and dreams. I'm more stubborn than 1000 bulls, dammit!✊

I miss the old days when the only robots running amuck were the ones on Robot Wars, yk? Whatever happened to that?😭
Berserk II as seen in Robot Wars The Third Wars. A well armoured rounded wedge with a design somewhat akin to a lightly snarling skull, unpainted 'n silver coloured from its thick armour. Upon its 'face' is a pickaxe. Unseen behind it is a forklift.
October 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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If You See This Post A Robot.🤖

Another bot from Robot Wars, it's Psychosprout! Yeah, bots in series 1 were kinda weird, but I love 'em anyway. Basically a large ball, this bot rolled through the gauntlet... and bombed the trial. Honestly? Robbed.

Still, it did win Most Original Entry! ^_^
Psychosprout from Robot Wars series 1. This 'robot' is a green sphere with red eyes. Within the sphere is an RC car & roller cage that makes the bot move around.
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Love #Monsters? Enjoy adventure? Crave companionship? Well, #PortfolioDay, here's The Vegetarian Zombie!🥕🧟‍♀️

When the Princess of the Zombies is outed as a vegetarian, she runs away from home, finding a portal into the monster multiverse and proof that her Father, the missing King, is still un-alive.
Cassidy & her friend Akila play jump rope together. The thing is, Akila is a mummy & uses her bandages... while Cassidy is a zombie & uses her own intestines. Drawn by @doobledabbadoo.bsky.social Cassidy Rottington, runaway vegetarian zombie Princess extraordinaire, plays hackey-sack / keepy-uppy... except, being a zombie, she uses her own detached head! Drawn by @cyndavilachase.bsky.social Page 1 of The Vegetarian Zombie's pilot episode, "All Because Of A Carrot Cake". --- FADE IN: FAIRY TALE BOOK - VARIOUS A CHILDREN’S BOOK opens. On the front cover is a picture of an eight pointed star. KING CORPUS (V.O) Long ago a little zombie didn’t fit in, and decided to run away from home. If everyone was so mean to her, why would she stay? A ZOMBIE GIRL (13) tearfully runs away from her hometown, a crowd jeering after her. She continues to run as the road gives way to the wilderness and eventually some dark caves. KING CORPUS (V.O) Faster she ran and further she travelled, out of the kingdom and away to some dark caves with only bats for company. She huddles up in a dark corner, sobbing into her knees. A few bats flutter around her, only to scatter when light draws near. The girl cowers in fright... but danger never comes. KING CORPUS (V.O) But there were more than bats down in the caves. There were monsters just like her! Several SHADOWED FIGURES - other monsters - approach the girl, giving her tender smiles and offering hugs. KING CORPUS (V.O) Offering their friendship, the monsters said they were from other worlds and asked the little zombie if she wanted to have an adventure with them. The girl follows after the monsters, deeper and deeper into the caves. They soon come to a glowing archway - a PORTAL. The monsters jump through one by one. One of the monsters gestures for the girl to follow them. They enter the portal. KING CORPUS (V.O) She said yes, but asked where they would go. The monsters said she could pick anywhere she wanted and led her to their magical hideout. CASSIDY (V.O) The Portal Yard! Page 2 of The Vegetarian Zombie's pilot episode, "All Because Of A Carrot Cake". --- KING CORPUS (V.O) Hey, who’s telling the story? (beat) The Portal Yard! They come out the other side of the portal, standing upon what appears to be a flat disc floating in space. Set around its circumference are several uniquely designed archways. KING CORPUS (V.O) The magical place, the centre of every world, the thing that connects all monsters - the girl hardly knew where to start! INT. CASSIDY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT A room fit for a princess! A four poster bed, a walk-in closet, a fancy vanity dresser and numerous toys. Tucked up in bed is CASSIDY (6): hair in pigtails, several band aids, green skin - the PRINCESS of the ZOMBIES. Seated beside the bed is KING CORPUS (40), the KING of the Zombies. Regal, majestic, powerful... and a laid back Dad. Corpus closes the STORYBOOK in his hand. Puts it on a shelf. CASSIDY What happened next? KING CORPUS A certain little Princess got some sleep, that’s what! CASSIDY I’m not tired! I could... stay awake all night... in my sleep! She yawns, already starting to nod off. Corpus laughs, gently pecking her on her forehead. KING CORPUS Then you better get to sleep and prove that you can, eh? Cassidy sleepily giggles. CASSIDY Daddy, why did the zombie run away? Why was everyone so mean to her? (quieter) Was she a vegetarian? Corpus considers his words.
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Part of the core #PortfolioDay chain on my profile, but I feel damn proud of this one 'n it deserves its own post!

STAR DUCKS⭐🦆
A screw-up duck stranded on an uncharted planet must save her missing crew, fix their ship and, with help from the scroops, learn what it really means to be a true hero.
Sagittaria, a 20 year old duck anthro of golden hair and heart, carefully sneaks along a barren dirt field beneath two moons. Gun in hand an army helmet atop her head, she's ready for any sudden action. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social Sagittaria wields the quack hand - a massive sticky hand type of device - and leaps into action against an eerie monster. Artwork by @scifidudeart.bsky.social‬. Page 28 of the Star Ducks pilot, "Quack Landing". Bonita's lines are italicised because she's speaking 'Scroopish'. Until the galactic translator gets going, it's subtitles for her! - BONITA (V.O.) (narrating as she writes) Endgame was approaching. Her adventure buddy was near. How could they not be? Bonita the Brave had been following a trail of their fancy marbles. Would our heroine’s adventure buddy want to play a game of marbles with her? She dared to hope the answer was yes. She reaches the cave. Puts away her adventure journal. Peers into the darkness - starts hopping about, waving her arms. BONITA Hello! Adventure buddy! You in there? Come on out and say hello! Something stirs in the darkness. Her grin widens. A grisly creature enters the light. Her face pales. The beast stands as tall as a monster truck, resembling a shark mouth on two bulky legs. A dozen eyes blink in unison, all staring right at Bonita. It’s a CLIG! It drools, hungrily licking its lips. BONITA Oh scrack! No, no, no! Bonita runs for her life, SCREAMING all the way. The clig ROARS and chases after her. EXT. JUNGLE TRAIL - DAY Sagittaria jogs through the jungle, taking in all of the amazing and thoroughly alien sights. Every so often she flinches from her burns. She uses the Star Pad to take a few photos, finishing off with a selfie in front of a large ROSE. The rose sprouts a pair of EYESTALKS, staring at her. SAGITTARIA Cool! The rose hisses like a snake. A moment later a sofa sized striped centipede lunges at the rose, starting to devour it. The centipede is swiftly taken up in the jaws of a creature resembling a mix between an ostrich and a rat. Sagittaria watches in horror as the centipede is gored apart. SAGITTARIA Sick... Page 29 of the Star Duck pilot, Quack Landing. --- The ostrich rat takes a few steps... and the ground opens up, the SPINDLY LEGS of an UNKNOWN CREATURE bursting up to grab it and drag it down. Splashes of blood spurt from the hole. Sagittaria stares, horrified. STAR PAD Updated odds of survival, 10000-1. SAGITTARIA So long as it’s not zero, it could be a billion to one. STAR PAD Well- SAGITTARIA Shush! She moves through an overgrowth, swatting aside branches and flora as she goes. She stumbles over a root -- EXT. THE CRASH SITE - CONTINUOUS -- And tumbles into a wide clearing, roughly faceplanting onto the ground. She sits herself up, groaning. Right in front of her, halfway embedded into the ground, is the nano welder. SAGITTARIA Score! She plucks the tool from the ground and dramatically holds it overhead. Her gaze lands ahead. She whimpers. The Quackening rests right in front of her. The once semi-passable ship lays in the middle of a CRATER, absolutely mangled from the crash. SAGITTARIA Oh quack, this is bad... STAR PAD Odds of survival- SAGITTARIA Shut up! (tentative) Star Pad, scan The Quackening for damages. Maybe it looks worse than it really is?
October 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Can confirm, Wonder-Waffle makes great art and more than earns the Wonder part of the name.😁
Sagittaria Pondleton, a blonde anthro duck standing 5'0 tall, flexes her muscles. In her left hand is a shotgun. Penelope Cerulea, a lanky redhaired anthro duck of 21 years of age. Sagittaria's overly skittish, sleepless co-worker.
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM