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Jakey Jakers
@utterlyjake.bsky.social
An autistic Goofball (PhD) & a ticking timebomb of sheer nuke-tier anxiety. I write quirky animated scripts and stuff that's rather a bit weird. Like my stories, I'm a work in progress. (He/Him)
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Best birthday present ever!🤩Look at what my awesome friend @lukielovely.bsky.social (wish them a Happy Birthday too guys!!) got commissioned for me: runaway vegetarian zombie Princess Cassidy is going #lowpoly!🥕🧟‍♀️

Shout-out to @mismedleym.bsky.social for the awesome artwork too! ^_^

#OCSky #Zombie
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NY has had zohran mamdani for 5 minutes and I'm already jealous. share
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Maria reassures Shadow that she'll never be forgotten.

#MariaRobotnik #SonicTheHedgehog
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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First Art of 2026
There. Did it. Goodnight.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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For 2026, can we please go back to labelling everything with trigger warnings?

At the very least, the blood and gore stuff.

I’ve seen so much gore and violence recently, both artistic and real blood, and none of it has labeled with TW 😭😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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The Nguyễn pronunciation question!
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE TSC TEAM!!

The first Monday of the month, January 5th, the next issue of TSC Indie Extra releases at Noon EST!

More info to come soon, but we wanted to share this AMAZING cover by @chanadraws.bsky.social !! 💛💛💛💛
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Like point and click games? Like eerie ghostly shenanigans? Of course you do, so make sure to check out Erma: The Game in the very near future!!! 👻

2026 off to a kickass start right here!! 🤩
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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New Ingrid render for 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Wife and I have been mainlining Columbo for the past couple months which means she's been filling every other moment of her holiday with drawing Columbo.
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Stop what you're doing and post a gif of your favourite anime.
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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IT’S FINALLY THE YEAR WE GET TO EXPERIENCE RESIDENT EVIL 9 !! HAPPY 2026 RE FANS 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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For those of you wanting to start a new project in the new year but afraid you're gonna suck, heed the words of the ancient texts:
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Bonnie does The Pose, surely right after winning another Micro Machines race~! Wouldn't you be joyous too after winning a race around a pool table?🎱

Artwork by @juicyartz.bsky.social, you totally rocked this one dude! ^_^
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"

I drew The Powerpuff Girls beating the hell out of the orange man during his 1st term. It resulted in me getting lots of attention from fans and some celebrities, but also a ton of death threats too…
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When the chips are down, Cassidy always has her head in the game... in a manner of speaking.🥕🧟‍♀️

Artwork by @blackgeekygirl.bsky.social, thank you ever so much for bringing my girl to (un)life! ^_^

#OCSky #Zombie
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"

@crashfan03.bsky.social and I are responsible for making this clip
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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HELL YEAH
year of the union yaoi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#UmbertActually #UnionYaoi
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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We can always be kinder than the day before
Props to you for being kind already :)
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
For the evening crowd, an adventure where danger is Undead Ahead!🥕🧟‍♀️

Infinity Train X Banjo Kazooie
THE VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE 🥕🧟‍♀️
When the Princess of the Zombies is outed as a vegetarian, she runs away from home, finding a portal into the monster multiverse and proof that her Father, the missing King, is still un-alive.

#ScriptSky #Screenpit #Co #Ad #Pi #An #PG #CFin #WrDis #SeRe
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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THE CUL-DE-SAC

A family struggling with trust issues is forced to take shelter in their home after a chemical bomb renders their cul-de-sac a toxic wasteland. They must learn to work together in order to survive as deadly forces close in on them.

#screenpit #fea #th #isa
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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The Famous Andy Morris

A gifted autistic teen who's a superfan of a beloved kids' sketch comedy show gets his dream job on the cast, only to discover he might be the only one who can save it from cancellation.

#Screenpit #Fa #Co #Pi #PG #ISA #Scriptsky#SeRe #WrsDis
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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A wisecrackin', slapstickin' trio of cosmic Ancients has to take over the White House to lay a trap for a dark god on the loose who gets planet-smashingly angry whenever the vodka runs out.

Think Marx Brothers vs Cthulhu!

#Fea #co #SFi #PG13 #Cov #ISA #SRV #ScreenPit #SeRe
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM