Average Human Teessider
@utbsmith.bsky.social
North Linthorpe elite, European, legacy Boro fan, fanzine contributor, father, fiancé, reposts NOT endorsements, ALL views (however misguided/profane) are MINE
“Yeah, she got the house n’all”
“Aye. Same”
“Aye. Same”
July 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Yeah, she got the house n’all”
“Aye. Same”
“Aye. Same”
“Nice jacket”
“Whatever”
“Whatever”
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“Nice jacket”
“Whatever”
“Whatever”
“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”
April 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”
Reposted by Average Human Teessider
jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation
the photo:
the photo:
April 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation
the photo:
the photo:
Won the pub blind card last night
April 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Won the pub blind card last night
Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌
March 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌
When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…
March 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…
I don’t know any of these modern Premier League footballers nowadays. I mean, who even plays for Wolves? Name one? You can’t. Bye.
March 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I don’t know any of these modern Premier League footballers nowadays. I mean, who even plays for Wolves? Name one? You can’t. Bye.
“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”
March 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”
“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”
March 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”
“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…”
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
March 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…”
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
Imagine if it was the UK that was under attack and Trump said to us, sign this deal, but the invaders get to keep part of your land and the USA gets your North Sea oil reserves. Oh, and we won’t give you a security guarantee. But you’ll “have peace”.
Would you support that?
Would you support that?
March 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Imagine if it was the UK that was under attack and Trump said to us, sign this deal, but the invaders get to keep part of your land and the USA gets your North Sea oil reserves. Oh, and we won’t give you a security guarantee. But you’ll “have peace”.
Would you support that?
Would you support that?
My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…
March 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…
Got a refund on my student loan…
February 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Got a refund on my student loan…
Two hostile states are currently in Saudi Arabia secretly discussing how to carve up and exploit an under siege sovereign European nation.
Think about that for a minute…
Think about that for a minute…
February 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Two hostile states are currently in Saudi Arabia secretly discussing how to carve up and exploit an under siege sovereign European nation.
Think about that for a minute…
Think about that for a minute…
The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again.
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
February 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again.
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍