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mid-skeets.bsky.social
zohran campaign sign meme edit everyone is doing but the store front of a home depot is overlayed onto the background with the opacity turned down text says, i’m here you fuckaas bitch, which is from a huge meme run on bsky when some dude literally drove to a home depot to fight someone and said the aforementioned
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
user-handle.bsky.social
Freeman eats poop
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
meadow soprano running upstairs in a purple shirt with an angry look on her face saying “i could’ve taken ecstasy but i didn’t!” but ecstasy has been edited out and replaced with tylenol
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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defenestrate.bsky.social
@cait.bsky.social This guy looks so much like Adonis. His name is Crouton and he's up for adoption!
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Orange and white cat with one folded ear in a metal shelter cage
June 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
user-handle.bsky.social
Darude- thunderstorm coming 2025 q4
June 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
hey girl, me again. all these WMDs got me thinking about how i was never actually there for you, but now i realize id go to war for you. anyway, you don’t have to text back
guy in green jacket and yellow shirt looking down at this phone texting
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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peezkyweezky.bsky.social
Fentanyl is just dual-purpose pocket sand
May 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
if you’re over 30 and your friend group isn’t discussing: i’m not giving AOC $5, does this look infected? i can’t afford a dr., someone should just do it already, have you seen my vape?, if i got too active on linkedin you’d kill me right?, are you sitting on my vape? it’s time for new friends
copaceticbunsz.com Maybe: Bunny Bunsz 🤭 @copaceticbunsz.com · Feb 2
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
user-handle.bsky.social
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rem.bsjky.team ­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · Apr 22
they fucking added copilot to notepad
April 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
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April 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
ceci n’est pas une original recipe four loko
March 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
there’s no right or wrong way to do this but i typically recommend people start with engels’ principles of communism, and then kroptotkin’s conquest of bread. veasy to digest and not as “complicated” as marx. just read it though :)

www.marxists.org/archive/marx...

www.marxists.org/reference/ar...
March 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
user-handle.bsky.social
thc stands for tony hawk chronic
February 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
girl are you a nft bc i just saved you
February 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
user-handle.bsky.social
who up yearnin for the urn
January 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
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an image of lou bega famous for the song mambo no. 5 tilting his hat and looking at the camera in a blue button up shirt the text says (to the tune of mambo no 5) i got angela, alexxxia, alisha and alisha, and as they continue, my followers getting deeper
January 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Super man in top panel looking over, labeled as 'Capitalism' "Who the fuck are you?" Bottom panel is Homelander arms spread wide labeled 'Fascism' I'm you when times get tough
January 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
perhaps the screams from the modems in the 90s were pleas to take the internet no further
January 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
smoking AI weed that melts all your fingers together
January 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
old image of elon musk looking real nerdy with his arm over a old monitor smiling. there is a quote bubble pointing to the below skeet
January 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
a joke ad mimicking “horny milfs in your area” on the left is a picture of a milf in white shirt smiling at the camera the text reads “my bake sale dead. i don’t want what’s left of your shriveled up balls. i only want sex. you won’t be able to last three seconds. click here. don’t miss trivia night” in response to some dork’s skeet on here from earlier today
January 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
user-handle.bsky.social
is it joever yet
December 28, 2024 at 4:05 AM