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FPL_Omnishambles
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If I wrote a book now it would be titled '17 Years of Hurt'.

Avg rank 334K for the first 6 years from 2006 (excl 2010), best year 2018 149K. 16 yr avg 799K 😭
#FPL Diary #GW16:
On tour not serving food, because I'm at Anfield, and have been served some Scouse Pie & Bovril, with Saka Potatoes, Haaland Lamb, Foden Carrots, Semenyo Onions encassed in Thiago Puff Pastry. Mbuemo ➡️ Foden + Acheampong ➡️ Anderson. Saka 🧢.
🌍 OR 2.2m
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
#GW15 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 41 pts, Big 🔴 arrow 🔻OR 425k
👎🏾 9 pts below average GW score
😔 2nd 9m GW row in a row, 21 pts on
the bench.
🪦 My season isn't dying, it's DEAD.
1m to 2.2m in 2 weeks!
🌍 OR 2.2m 🏛 £0.6m
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yep, he challenged Virgil on whether he should apologise, and challenged Slot on reconciliation with Mo.
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
.....not care, love and support #LFC anymore if #Edwards is not accountable!
How can I truly enjoy football any more without LFC in my life.
I have no tickets, I can't afford ticketmaster prices, but I will drive up to LFC this Saturday to say thankyou and goodbye to #Salah.
I'm done!
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
...Dan. That money should have been given to reward #Lucho who has not been replaced!

#MichaelEdwards, has panicked and now needs to sell #Salah behind his back to try and cover himself. He has become bigger than the club, it is no coincidence #Jurgen left on his return. I would rather....
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
…defense. Yes, #Salah numbers are down a bit, but why should Salah take the blame for #LFC being in the bottom 3 for average distance covered, for #Konate, for #Virgil and #Gakpo performances! Then we get #Isak and #Ekitike instead of one, is that on Salah?

I’m heartbroken...
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I'm done with #LFC.
I have supported LFC all my life Dan, but if this is the way we manage out legends by scapegoating them, what's the point of having the good times! Michael Edwards sanctioned spending nearly half a billion pounds without having adequate cover in minutes for......
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
#FPL Diary #GW15:
Down but not out! Serving a Finnish winter warmer for emotional comfort. Serving Sienijuurespata, an oven stew with browned crispy Saka potatoes, Mateta mushrooms, Haaland carrots + Mbuemo onions. Van de Ven ➡️ Van Hecke + Pedro ➡️ Thiago. Haaland 🧢.
🌍 OR 1.8m
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
#GW14 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 46 pts, Big 🔴 arrow 🔻OR 748k
🤬 12 pts below average GW score,
precisely the value of my net loss
betting against Haaland captaincy!
😭 Game week rank 9.6m, the kind of
performance that can break a
man!
🌍 OR 1.75m 🏛 £1.2m
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
#FPL Diary #GW14:
Keeping it simple rolling a FT to upgrade Van de Ven to VVD next week. Served a cheese, onion and tomato omlette for supper with Haaland Gorgonzola, Mbuemo Cheddar, & Saka Tomatoes. Mbuemo 🧢. Good luck all.
🌍 OR 1m
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#FPL Diary #GW14:
Keeping it simple rolling a FT to upgrade Van de Ven to VVD next week. Serving a cheese, onion and tomato omlette for supper with Haaland Gorgonzola, Mbuemo Cheddar, & Saka Tomatoes. Mbuemo 🧢. Good luck all.
🌍 OR 1m
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
#FPL Diary #GW13:
Final free hit tweak made Van den Berg came in for Mukiele. Served pizza again with Haaland Goats Cheese, Rogers Parma Ham, and Watkins Rocket Salad. Haaland🧢. 2nd blank in a row for Haaaland! Haaland 2nd blank in a row.
🌍 LOR 883k 🔺️608k
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Have decided to Free Hit. Below is points prediction for #FPL #GW13 using the model that is my brain. Predicted to score 24 points than my non FH Team + 1 FT of Enzo ➡️ Rogers
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
#GW12 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 43 (-4) vpts, red arrow! 🔻OR 93k
☹️ Still up 1.1m in OR in 4 weeks
📬 Enzo finally delivers, + Richards the
new transfer, + Timber
💩 MUFC × Mbuemo dissapoint
⚖️ Equal the average GW score
🤷🏾 Still undecided about FH
🌍 OR 1.5m 🏛 £0.3m
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Usually a lovely dish, but Halaand King Prawns were off today! 😂
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
#FPL Diary #GW12:
Upgraded Anthony to Mbeumo for a 4 point hit. Sink or swim, he has 4 games to deliver before #Afcon. Serving a 'Seafood Pizza' with Halaand King prawns!, Saka Anchovies, and Saka Tuna! Gabriel ➡️ Richards. Halaand 🧢.
🌍 LOR 1.44m
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
#GW11 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 36 pts, red arrow! 🔻OR 180 k
🤷🏾 Still up 1.2m in OR in 3 weeks
📬 Saka & Jao Pedro deliver
💩 The rest of the team dissapoint
😞 2pts below the average GW score
📆 As it stands, still plan for Mbeumo
in for a 4 point 🥊
🌍 OR 1.4m 🏛 £1.2m
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
#GW10 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 65 pts, red arrow! 🔻OR 303 k
🥊4pt hit was an opportunity benefit!
💪🏽 Still up 1.4m in OR in 2 weeks
👑 Halaand we kneel before you
📬 Salah & Mateta deliver
😞 Equalled average game week score
🌍 OR 1.2m
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's a 2 way street mate. Don't through your new signings, who have just been in the building for 2 minutes, like Frimpong,
under the bus. Tool!
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
#FPL Diary #GW10:
I'm nervous Halloween is still lurking around to bite me in the ass! Sold Salah for Enzo, for cash to do Rodon ➡️ Gabriel + Kroupi ➡️ Mateta for a -4! To keep me going, serving an 'All Day Breakfast' featuring Mateta Bangers! Haaland 🧢. Good luck all
🌍 OR 918k
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Thanks man.

Fruits of my GW7 wild card, with a little dash of variance thrown in. 😅
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Morning Everyone!

💚 #FPL GW9 Green Arrow.
📈 1.7 million OR rise, ➡️ 2.6 million to
920K 😍
😁 31 pts of Bench Boost joy!
📭 Vand de Ven, Rodon, Salah, Strand
Larsen, Kroupi Jr, & Timber deliver!
🎃 Halloween Happiness 🪓
homer simpson laying in bed with his eyes closed
ALT: homer simpson laying in bed with his eyes closed
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October 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
#FPL Diary #GW9:
Not gonna lie, not enjoying Halloween FPL. Didn't BB GW8 because of Kroupi mins. GW9 I BB & Stach is on the bench! Should have kept my cool & saved my BB. 😱 Serving Cream of Haaland Pumpkin Soup for supper. 🎃 Alderete to Acheampong. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#GW8 #FPL Diary Entry:
64pts, green arrow! 🔺️ 115k
🧢 Captain routinely delivers
🤔 Considered GW8 BB
😱 Halloween BB nightmare 24pts lost
💥 Not pulling BB trigger cost 1.4m OR
🎃 Rolling FT for next week
🪓 Salahs last game unless I FH
🌍OR 2.6m 🏛ITB:£0.2am 2🍟 2FT
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM