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FPL_Omnishambles
@uselessveteran.bsky.social
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If I wrote a book now it would be titled '17 Years of Hurt'.

Avg rank 334K for the first 6 years from 2006 (excl 2010), best year 2018 149K. 16 yr avg 799K 😭
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#FPL Diary #GW16:
On tour not serving food, because I'm at Anfield, and have been served some Scouse Pie & Bovril, with Saka Potatoes, Haaland Lamb, Foden Carrots, Semenyo Onions encassed in Thiago Puff Pastry. Mbuemo ➡️ Foden + Acheampong ➡️ Anderson. Saka 🧢.
🌍 OR 2.2m
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
uselessveteran.bsky.social
#GW15 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 41 pts, Big 🔴 arrow 🔻OR 425k
👎🏾 9 pts below average GW score
😔 2nd 9m GW row in a row, 21 pts on
the bench.
🪦 My season isn't dying, it's DEAD.
1m to 2.2m in 2 weeks!
🌍 OR 2.2m 🏛 £0.6m
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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#FPL Diary #GW15:
Down but not out! Serving a Finnish winter warmer for emotional comfort. Serving Sienijuurespata, an oven stew with browned crispy Saka potatoes, Mateta mushrooms, Haaland carrots + Mbuemo onions. Van de Ven ➡️ Van Hecke + Pedro ➡️ Thiago. Haaland 🧢.
🌍 OR 1.8m
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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#GW14 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 46 pts, Big 🔴 arrow 🔻OR 748k
🤬 12 pts below average GW score,
precisely the value of my net loss
betting against Haaland captaincy!
😭 Game week rank 9.6m, the kind of
performance that can break a
man!
🌍 OR 1.75m 🏛 £1.2m
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW14:
Keeping it simple rolling a FT to upgrade Van de Ven to VVD next week. Served a cheese, onion and tomato omlette for supper with Haaland Gorgonzola, Mbuemo Cheddar, & Saka Tomatoes. Mbuemo 🧢. Good luck all.
🌍 OR 1m
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW14:
Keeping it simple rolling a FT to upgrade Van de Ven to VVD next week. Serving a cheese, onion and tomato omlette for supper with Haaland Gorgonzola, Mbuemo Cheddar, & Saka Tomatoes. Mbuemo 🧢. Good luck all.
🌍 OR 1m
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW13:
Final free hit tweak made Van den Berg came in for Mukiele. Served pizza again with Haaland Goats Cheese, Rogers Parma Ham, and Watkins Rocket Salad. Haaland🧢. 2nd blank in a row for Haaaland! Haaland 2nd blank in a row.
🌍 LOR 883k 🔺️608k
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Have decided to Free Hit. Below is points prediction for #FPL #GW13 using the model that is my brain. Predicted to score 24 points than my non FH Team + 1 FT of Enzo ➡️ Rogers
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
uselessveteran.bsky.social
#GW12 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 43 (-4) vpts, red arrow! 🔻OR 93k
☹️ Still up 1.1m in OR in 4 weeks
📬 Enzo finally delivers, + Richards the
new transfer, + Timber
💩 MUFC × Mbuemo dissapoint
⚖️ Equal the average GW score
🤷🏾 Still undecided about FH
🌍 OR 1.5m 🏛 £0.3m
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW12:
Upgraded Anthony to Mbeumo for a 4 point hit. Sink or swim, he has 4 games to deliver before #Afcon. Serving a 'Seafood Pizza' with Halaand King prawns!, Saka Anchovies, and Saka Tuna! Gabriel ➡️ Richards. Halaand 🧢.
🌍 LOR 1.44m
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
uselessveteran.bsky.social
#GW11 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 36 pts, red arrow! 🔻OR 180 k
🤷🏾 Still up 1.2m in OR in 3 weeks
📬 Saka & Jao Pedro deliver
💩 The rest of the team dissapoint
😞 2pts below the average GW score
📆 As it stands, still plan for Mbeumo
in for a 4 point 🥊
🌍 OR 1.4m 🏛 £1.2m
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
uselessveteran.bsky.social
#GW10 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 65 pts, red arrow! 🔻OR 303 k
🥊4pt hit was an opportunity benefit!
💪🏽 Still up 1.4m in OR in 2 weeks
👑 Halaand we kneel before you
📬 Salah & Mateta deliver
😞 Equalled average game week score
🌍 OR 1.2m
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW10:
I'm nervous Halloween is still lurking around to bite me in the ass! Sold Salah for Enzo, for cash to do Rodon ➡️ Gabriel + Kroupi ➡️ Mateta for a -4! To keep me going, serving an 'All Day Breakfast' featuring Mateta Bangers! Haaland 🧢. Good luck all
🌍 OR 918k
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW9:
Not gonna lie, not enjoying Halloween FPL. Didn't BB GW8 because of Kroupi mins. GW9 I BB & Stach is on the bench! Should have kept my cool & saved my BB. 😱 Serving Cream of Haaland Pumpkin Soup for supper. 🎃 Alderete to Acheampong. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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#GW8 #FPL Diary Entry:
64pts, green arrow! 🔺️ 115k
🧢 Captain routinely delivers
🤔 Considered GW8 BB
😱 Halloween BB nightmare 24pts lost
💥 Not pulling BB trigger cost 1.4m OR
🎃 Rolling FT for next week
🪓 Salahs last game unless I FH
🌍OR 2.6m 🏛ITB:£0.2am 2🍟 2FT
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW8:
Rolling a transfer, so have decided to serve a bread roll! To be more precise, serving Haaland Gruyère and Semenyo Emmental Cheese fondue in a Saka Sourdough Breadbowl. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW8:
Rolling a transfer, so have decided to serve a bread roll! To be more precise, serving Haaland Gruyère and Semenyo Emmental Cheese fondue in Saka Sourdough Breadbowl. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW7:
Have hit the wild card button, gone a bit different. Serving Haaland Haggis, Strand Larsen Neeps & Saka Tatties served with Semenyo Whiskey Cream Sauce. 10 changes made Haaland, Salah, Dubs, Mr Ven & Kroupi Jr remain. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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#GW6 #FPL Diary Entry:
📈 67pts, green arrow! + 1.5m
👍🏾 Garner & Haaland
☘️ Haaland Triple Captain!
🚨 Wildcard Activated 
🌍OR 2.6m, 🏛ITB:£0.2am, 3🍟
October 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW6:
Served Haaland Beef Stroganoff cooked in João Pedro White Wine, with Salah Dijon Mustard. Gakpo + Wood ➡️ Haaland + Garner for -4pts. Haaland Triple 🧢.
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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#GW5 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 47pts, green arrow! + 576k
👍🏾 Guèhi transfer & Bruno
👑 Marc Nizinskj, OR 1, knows the
score!
🥇 Marc had Salah + Haaaland GW1
⚖️ I was Haaland sceptic after last yr
🫱🏿‍🫲🏼 Transferred early, now have both
🌍 OR 4.3m,🏛ITB:£0.2am, 4🍟, -4pts
September 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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#FPL Diary #GW5:
Can't go wrong with a roast dinner, so hopefully the same can be said for my 🧢 this week. Serving Salah Roast 🐔, Gakpo Roast 🥔, Pedro 🐖's in Blankets, VVD 🥕's cooked in Ginger & Butter with Guèhi Gravy & Bread Sauce. Murillo ➡️ Guèhi. Salah 🧢 Good luck all!
September 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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#GW4 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 69pts, green arrow!
👍🏾 Apart from the Gakpo mince,
everything else cooked!
🙈 Triple Forrest owner, pain!
👑 Plan to own Salah & Haaland
⏳️ No plans to play chips until at least
GW12, 13
🌍 OR 4.9m,🏛ITB:£0.5m, 4🍟, 1FT
September 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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#FPL Diary #GW4:
Injuries, jet lag, & altitude sickness after international break mean minutes are king! So back to basics. Serving meat & potato in a Cowboy Stew with Sautéed Salah Chorizo, Gakpo mince, Pedro Potatoes & Van de Veg. Palmer ➡️ Gakpo. Salah 🧢. Good luck all!
September 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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#GW3 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 42pts, red arrow!
👍🏾 João Pedro & Wood
🙈 Salah & Wood pain!
🤕 Plan to sell Palmer
⏳️ No plans to play chips until at least GW7
🌍 OR 5.9m,🏛ITB:£0.5m, 4🍟, 1FT
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM