"[Moe's is] a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

This would be one of the funniest fucking things I've seen all year but the darkness it portends means it's a little less funny

Imagine deploying a 12 person riot shield-equipped task force to take down a guy living in an apartment in West End

The Sicario sfx, chef's kiss

Bad stank. Thanks for your consideration

Good stank

This is how you can tell it's spring in the DMV