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Endlessly mirthful, always correct, and not at all online
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"[Moe's is] a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I think dogs should have the option of getting veneers
August 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Chanting this to myself softly
August 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A drama is playing out in PG County
August 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hit my line
August 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This would be one of the funniest fucking things I've seen all year but the darkness it portends means it's a little less funny

Imagine deploying a 12 person riot shield-equipped task force to take down a guy living in an apartment in West End

The Sicario sfx, chef's kiss
August 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today I learned from the attorney general that a guy throwing a sandwich is the deep state
August 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Imagine being lowered into the jus
July 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
June 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The roses are starting to bloom and it appears insects have discovered them

Also, face card
June 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Bad stank. Thanks for your consideration
May 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Good stank
May 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
April 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
April 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy
April 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
March 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is how you can tell it's spring in the DMV
March 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
March 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
March 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
March 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
February 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I forgot I ran a script a while back to archive as many Dr. Umar videos as I could find.

Happy Black History Month.
February 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Otto Focus (2002)

They're reviewing footage on a projector after school. Skinner, reveling in the glory but shocked at what he sees, says "what the devil is that, Otto?" and Otto responds "hey, don't be such a square! It was a group grope!"
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Work in progress
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM