sorry I was late, got stuck behind a guy illegally unloading a comically large amount of milk from the back of a Lyft stopped in the lefthand turn lane
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
sorry I was late, got stuck behind a guy illegally unloading a comically large amount of milk from the back of a Lyft stopped in the lefthand turn lane
Im at the point where I procrastinate opening social media because my friend sends me too many memes, its like he is giving me meme homework
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Im at the point where I procrastinate opening social media because my friend sends me too many memes, its like he is giving me meme homework
where can a guy get 6-8 foldable chairs on short notice
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
where can a guy get 6-8 foldable chairs on short notice
if your go-to drink is a Gin & Tonic, I think you're a psychopath
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
if your go-to drink is a Gin & Tonic, I think you're a psychopath
being at work without adhd meds gives me the overwhelming urge to quit my great job to pursue music lmao
September 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
being at work without adhd meds gives me the overwhelming urge to quit my great job to pursue music lmao
People will be in such a rush and then proceed to stand still on the escalator
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
People will be in such a rush and then proceed to stand still on the escalator
Damn I could go to sleep at a reasonable hour and feel well rested... or I could stay up playing .dle games
and dle games wins again!
just like it does every night!
yippee
and dle games wins again!
just like it does every night!
yippee
September 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Damn I could go to sleep at a reasonable hour and feel well rested... or I could stay up playing .dle games
and dle games wins again!
just like it does every night!
yippee
and dle games wins again!
just like it does every night!
yippee
I can't do social media without deleting most posts later because I think everything past me did is really lame
Some posts are SO bad they circle back to being camp though, so I keep em... I fear this may become a collection of the most lame things Ive ever said
Some posts are SO bad they circle back to being camp though, so I keep em... I fear this may become a collection of the most lame things Ive ever said
August 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I can't do social media without deleting most posts later because I think everything past me did is really lame
Some posts are SO bad they circle back to being camp though, so I keep em... I fear this may become a collection of the most lame things Ive ever said
Some posts are SO bad they circle back to being camp though, so I keep em... I fear this may become a collection of the most lame things Ive ever said
Im playing a videogame rn but it's actually 45+ hours of reading in disguise
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Im playing a videogame rn but it's actually 45+ hours of reading in disguise
What's the professional way to say "Sorry I missed your call, my bowels were trying to evict themselves" ?
April 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What's the professional way to say "Sorry I missed your call, my bowels were trying to evict themselves" ?
One poisonous thing about social anxiety + depression is, at a baseline, you assume most people dislike you. This assumption makes you stay in your antisocial comfort zone. And if you continue being antisocial, you perpetuate this idea since now you believe there is good reason to dislike you
February 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
One poisonous thing about social anxiety + depression is, at a baseline, you assume most people dislike you. This assumption makes you stay in your antisocial comfort zone. And if you continue being antisocial, you perpetuate this idea since now you believe there is good reason to dislike you
me lying awake at night deliberating in my head whether I should get up early to do work or stay up late to do work... but stay up too late thinking and end up doing neither
February 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
me lying awake at night deliberating in my head whether I should get up early to do work or stay up late to do work... but stay up too late thinking and end up doing neither
What's the deal with recent science news articles having a cursed AI generated image as the cover photo?
I'd rather see the same 15 stock photos of DNA
I'd rather see the same 15 stock photos of DNA
February 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
What's the deal with recent science news articles having a cursed AI generated image as the cover photo?
I'd rather see the same 15 stock photos of DNA
I'd rather see the same 15 stock photos of DNA
My mind is hyperactive and inspired at night, my whole life this is when I've done creative work, homework, deep thinking etc. I can't do it now though, I need sleep so I can awake early to be bored at work.
People say their brain is "fresh" in the morning. Mine is stale. Barely functioning.
People say their brain is "fresh" in the morning. Mine is stale. Barely functioning.
January 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My mind is hyperactive and inspired at night, my whole life this is when I've done creative work, homework, deep thinking etc. I can't do it now though, I need sleep so I can awake early to be bored at work.
People say their brain is "fresh" in the morning. Mine is stale. Barely functioning.
People say their brain is "fresh" in the morning. Mine is stale. Barely functioning.
I post jokes on my other account, this account is for sentimental garbage
the jokes are garbage too, but a different TYPE of garbage
the jokes are garbage too, but a different TYPE of garbage
January 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I post jokes on my other account, this account is for sentimental garbage
the jokes are garbage too, but a different TYPE of garbage
the jokes are garbage too, but a different TYPE of garbage
Hours pass in the blink of an eye while I sit and think of trivial things. I wish time would slow down, everyday the clock ticks faster
January 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Hours pass in the blink of an eye while I sit and think of trivial things. I wish time would slow down, everyday the clock ticks faster
I had no slips/falls when I went on a 6 mile hike in slippery shoes, walked across downtown in heels, and stomped to the movies in platform crocs this past weekend. Yet today, while casually walking into my room, I tripped and injured myself lmao
January 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I had no slips/falls when I went on a 6 mile hike in slippery shoes, walked across downtown in heels, and stomped to the movies in platform crocs this past weekend. Yet today, while casually walking into my room, I tripped and injured myself lmao
I do not care about videogame graphics; I never will. Make that shit fun to play! I dont want to see ppls sweat! Make it stylistically interesting!
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 AM
I do not care about videogame graphics; I never will. Make that shit fun to play! I dont want to see ppls sweat! Make it stylistically interesting!
There comes a time to reminisce...
A resplendent reverie it is!
A time of renewal, oh so romantic!
A reprieve from the repetition!
Im so thankful for all the love I have in my life. Merry Christmas!
A resplendent reverie it is!
A time of renewal, oh so romantic!
A reprieve from the repetition!
Im so thankful for all the love I have in my life. Merry Christmas!
December 21, 2024 at 6:26 AM
There comes a time to reminisce...
A resplendent reverie it is!
A time of renewal, oh so romantic!
A reprieve from the repetition!
Im so thankful for all the love I have in my life. Merry Christmas!
A resplendent reverie it is!
A time of renewal, oh so romantic!
A reprieve from the repetition!
Im so thankful for all the love I have in my life. Merry Christmas!
me responding to a client email about a critical engineering mistake
"I'm just a girl ! 😣"
"I'm just a girl ! 😣"
November 27, 2024 at 4:09 AM
me responding to a client email about a critical engineering mistake
"I'm just a girl ! 😣"
"I'm just a girl ! 😣"
Reposted by Sarah M
raising children is hard, but it's all worth it for the one moment when you come back inside from hauling firewood all morning, and your child runs up to you, smiling, and tells you "log-pilled. you're a log-pilled firecel. heatmaxing. winter coded"
November 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
raising children is hard, but it's all worth it for the one moment when you come back inside from hauling firewood all morning, and your child runs up to you, smiling, and tells you "log-pilled. you're a log-pilled firecel. heatmaxing. winter coded"
Twitter is dead. X is a puppet of its corpse.
November 16, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Twitter is dead. X is a puppet of its corpse.