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Dylan, 💯% Turkey
@urzaz.bsky.social
Dylan, Designer and 3D artist focused on realtime environments, materials, and procedural techniques. Houdini and Substance Designer. TTRPGs and toylike synths. He/Him. www.artstation.com/dylanvail
oh ohohoho countryside and a quaint village by a river? I LIKE where this is going!
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
"Heresy? I don't want to hear OR see any more of this show!"

"DOOOH HO HOHOHOHO!"
two muppets are sitting next to each other on a couch in a living room .
Alt: GIF of the grumpy old men muppets Statler and Waldorf laughing.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Glad I suppressed this instinct. I trusted there was a good explanation.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I agree completely.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What happened of course is that Matthew McConaughey found out, as my dad did, that the books are very fun to read aloud, and turned that into a pandemic project for himself and some of his actor friends, but I'm still a little baffled this happened at all.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@bethweese.bsky.social Did you know Hank the Cowdog was an A-list multimedia franchise?
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Nave" 🥀🥀
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I am not a big soundtrack listening guy but getting Bastion and Sword & Sworcery in the same year absolutely blew my mind.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Spending all your money on the hounds and whores. 😔
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yeah I tried this but both industry controls and the changes I made broke half the program 😭
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I got an ultralight gamer mouse the other day and it feels wack 😔
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You look either VERY proud or like you didn't think it was funny but are trying to stay polite.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They're building the mesh using a fill algorithm, I guess? Sounds dumb.
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Love the BKF, love heating the pans with water in them... for some reason I've never tried both at the same time ??
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's an ancient joke from the 360/PS3 console wars era
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nothing but instagram hotties and skincare influencers in the Ween pit.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They're called the Xwalks 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM