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Urwifesbf
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We here
December 10, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Every year around this time I wanna watch Pan’s Labyrinth. Idk why that this but I definitely will rewatch it soon
November 20, 2023 at 8:03 AM
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give me your password
and free my soul
i wanna get lost in the crunchyroll
and anime
November 19, 2023 at 6:08 PM
I love the little picture captions on here it reminds me of the original fallouts when you’d right click on something and then read a silly little explanation of what it was
September 15, 2023 at 8:31 PM
I found this badass store called Dan flashes where everything is my exact style
September 14, 2023 at 8:10 PM
September 5, 2023 at 9:08 PM
I love to take pre workout and then text someone 10 different thoughts I’m having at once
September 5, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Oh you’re playing BG3
How big did you make your girl’s hog?
September 5, 2023 at 8:17 PM
What if there was a dog that wasn’t pleasant to pet and had fur with the texture of pubes?
Meet Loretta
August 22, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Brewski on bluesky (bev check)
August 20, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Arm wrestling was invented so straight guys could hold hands
August 19, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Anytime something happens in Twin Peaks I say wow that’s just like my life fr
August 19, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Came into work 3 hours late without telling anyone and nobody said shit
August 19, 2023 at 3:15 AM
They’re beating my ass in the group chat poll rn
August 18, 2023 at 12:09 AM
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If you do a prank outside of April Fools, they won't expect it. The rest of the year is when the real tricksters come out to play.
August 16, 2023 at 7:18 AM
Just found out twin peaks is set in WA and not in upstate New York
August 15, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Gail the snail is the girl in the art Garfunkel episode of flight of the concords
August 10, 2023 at 3:59 PM
I’m in a meeting for stuff that has nothing to do with me (I’ve made it)
August 10, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Movie theater dog
August 9, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Movie theaters should hire a dog to eat all the dropped popcorn off the floor
August 9, 2023 at 2:01 AM
This man could end world hunger and I would still never let him live down this take
August 3, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Do you think anyone’s had their ass beat in the quote tweets on here yet?
August 3, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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Me on Friday vs Me on Monday. Like if you agree!
July 27, 2023 at 6:07 AM