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I came here to skeet and chew bubble gum, but I forgot to bring enough bubble gum for everyone.
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· Nov 17
One of my favorite features of Bsky is the block list. It is a good idea to check them to make sure they aren't fake. In that process, I have found a number of 'wolf in sheep's clothing' profiles that are carefully-built to look like allies and carefully-script their follows and posts.
I got pushed onto the new Outlook because of a Windows glitch. I tried. I tried for weeks.
It is just an awful piece of technology. Microsoft should retain the people in charge of this to work in another field more in line with their talents, like landscape design, or welding.
It is just an awful piece of technology. Microsoft should retain the people in charge of this to work in another field more in line with their talents, like landscape design, or welding.
June 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I got pushed onto the new Outlook because of a Windows glitch. I tried. I tried for weeks.
It is just an awful piece of technology. Microsoft should retain the people in charge of this to work in another field more in line with their talents, like landscape design, or welding.
It is just an awful piece of technology. Microsoft should retain the people in charge of this to work in another field more in line with their talents, like landscape design, or welding.
Three decades of internet companies and the only social media that really matters anymore is the group chat.
May 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Three decades of internet companies and the only social media that really matters anymore is the group chat.
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"Getting confused by their tv settings is what they do as a hobby."
- said about older people by my daughter as I tried to update the appletv+ app
- said about older people by my daughter as I tried to update the appletv+ app
April 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"Getting confused by their tv settings is what they do as a hobby."
- said about older people by my daughter as I tried to update the appletv+ app
- said about older people by my daughter as I tried to update the appletv+ app
"the only thing he didn't beat was the allegations"
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"the only thing he didn't beat was the allegations"
Nobody you know is as young as they were in your memories.
April 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Nobody you know is as young as they were in your memories.
Apple has made trying to recover my old AppleID so hard I gave up and tried creating a new one. It failed. Even tried a new email and different phone number.
I guess I will just continue to encourage people to use their knowledge of how easy it is to pirate Apple TV instead of paying for it.
I guess I will just continue to encourage people to use their knowledge of how easy it is to pirate Apple TV instead of paying for it.
April 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Apple has made trying to recover my old AppleID so hard I gave up and tried creating a new one. It failed. Even tried a new email and different phone number.
I guess I will just continue to encourage people to use their knowledge of how easy it is to pirate Apple TV instead of paying for it.
I guess I will just continue to encourage people to use their knowledge of how easy it is to pirate Apple TV instead of paying for it.
I remember when Google was almost always better at everything they did than everyone else.
A decade+ ago I joined the waiting list for #GoogleFiber. Today I formally cancelled this week's long-awaited installation appointment entirely due to Google's unsupportable political stances.
A decade+ ago I joined the waiting list for #GoogleFiber. Today I formally cancelled this week's long-awaited installation appointment entirely due to Google's unsupportable political stances.
March 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I remember when Google was almost always better at everything they did than everyone else.
A decade+ ago I joined the waiting list for #GoogleFiber. Today I formally cancelled this week's long-awaited installation appointment entirely due to Google's unsupportable political stances.
A decade+ ago I joined the waiting list for #GoogleFiber. Today I formally cancelled this week's long-awaited installation appointment entirely due to Google's unsupportable political stances.
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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
"Damn shame what they did to that dog."
- the landlord in "Coming to America"
- the landlord in "Coming to America"
February 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"Damn shame what they did to that dog."
- the landlord in "Coming to America"
- the landlord in "Coming to America"
Remember back in the days when using the "Let me Google that for you" website would give people the right answer?
February 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Remember back in the days when using the "Let me Google that for you" website would give people the right answer?
A well-run American chain family restaurant is the pinnacle of mediocrity. Nothing is more whelming than when Applebee’s gets the order right and you didn’t have to wait for a clean table and your service is fine. It is perfectly adequate.
February 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A well-run American chain family restaurant is the pinnacle of mediocrity. Nothing is more whelming than when Applebee’s gets the order right and you didn’t have to wait for a clean table and your service is fine. It is perfectly adequate.
Go ahead, send that to the group chat so they can be disappointed, too.
February 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Go ahead, send that to the group chat so they can be disappointed, too.
I was going to have Google fiber installed, but I cancelled the appointment because Google cancelled Black History Month.
February 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I was going to have Google fiber installed, but I cancelled the appointment because Google cancelled Black History Month.
I love good storage solutions. Fancy closets, padded equipment cases, well-designed retail packaging are all very satisfying.
Putting stuff inside of other stuff is among humanity's greatest inventions. How could we have ever created civilization without baskets, pots, and boxes to keep it in?
Putting stuff inside of other stuff is among humanity's greatest inventions. How could we have ever created civilization without baskets, pots, and boxes to keep it in?
February 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I love good storage solutions. Fancy closets, padded equipment cases, well-designed retail packaging are all very satisfying.
Putting stuff inside of other stuff is among humanity's greatest inventions. How could we have ever created civilization without baskets, pots, and boxes to keep it in?
Putting stuff inside of other stuff is among humanity's greatest inventions. How could we have ever created civilization without baskets, pots, and boxes to keep it in?
If you soak rice overnight in chicken stock, is it cold-brew risotto?
February 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you soak rice overnight in chicken stock, is it cold-brew risotto?
Do you think that we use the asterisk and other star shapes to draw attention to things because it takes advantage of some sort of evolved ability to quickly recognize and react to spiders?
*⭐🌟✴️✳️🕷️
*⭐🌟✴️✳️🕷️
February 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do you think that we use the asterisk and other star shapes to draw attention to things because it takes advantage of some sort of evolved ability to quickly recognize and react to spiders?
*⭐🌟✴️✳️🕷️
*⭐🌟✴️✳️🕷️
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Rick and Morty has been washed for a while, but a line that runs back into my head often is “your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Rick and Morty has been washed for a while, but a line that runs back into my head often is “your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”
Three times in a row. Well done KC Chiefs.
January 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Three times in a row. Well done KC Chiefs.
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i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
#Swasticar was the word I needed today. Yes. Dump the company, trash the name, tank the stock. Make Elon a millionaire.
January 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#Swasticar was the word I needed today. Yes. Dump the company, trash the name, tank the stock. Make Elon a millionaire.
Can't wait for Trumpenomics to pour gasoline on this. /s
Sales of previously occupied U.S. homes fell in 2024 to a nearly 30-year low for the second time in as many years as elevated mortgage rates, rising home prices and few properties on the market freeze prospective homebuyers out of the market.
2024 U.S. home sales fell to the lowest level in nearly 30 years as prices and mortgages soared
The National Association of Realtors said Friday that existing U.S. home sales totaled 4.06 million last year, a 0.7% decline from 2023.
buff.ly
January 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Can't wait for Trumpenomics to pour gasoline on this. /s
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Never trust someone who splits a minority group into Right Ones and Wrong Ones as a way of explaining why some don't deserve support, respect, or protection. Good Blacks vs Bad Blacks. Immigrants who got here the Right Way vs the Wrong Way. Moralizing identities is a lampshade for further bigotry.
January 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Never trust someone who splits a minority group into Right Ones and Wrong Ones as a way of explaining why some don't deserve support, respect, or protection. Good Blacks vs Bad Blacks. Immigrants who got here the Right Way vs the Wrong Way. Moralizing identities is a lampshade for further bigotry.