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Ben
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Director of the Chicago Canal Authority
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44th Ward is taking feedback on delivery robots-
44th Ward Delivery Robots Survey
docs.google.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Dearborn protected kayak lane
June 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Being offered an $800 voucher to take a later haircut because they overbooked at the barber shop
December 29, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Life in a cloud
December 29, 2024 at 4:36 PM
You can just climb onto anyone’s roof if you have a tall enough ladder
November 27, 2024 at 7:04 PM
It would be low key overstimulating to be in medieval battle
November 27, 2024 at 2:05 PM
If I were mayor I wouldn’t defund the police. I would hire one person as Supercop and pay them the full $2 billion budget as their salary. Everyone else goes
November 26, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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We need to kick AI to the curb. Go f yourself. But also build more nuclear power, but so we can build more electric trains not stupid chatbots.
November 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Who else is trying to collectively buy a cargo bike on a like low key anarchistic level
November 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM
This one half worked
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Facebook marketplace pickups
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I also love buying furniture with Rony’s cargo bike
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
There is a war waging between me and holiday oreos at my grocery store
November 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Some ideas:
1. Stop having tax payers pay for police misconduct lawsuits…that $$ should come out of their union.
2. Congestion taxes.
3. Increase cost of permit parking.
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Doug Burgum is all about walkable cities! (just not ones where you can walk to an abortion clinic because he banned that)
November 15, 2024 at 6:26 PM
They should invent a dentist that doesn’t tell you to floss
November 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Did anyone get photos of the temporary protected bike lane they had at Chicago and Halsted this morning??? It’s already gone…
November 14, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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BREAKING: The NLRB has just ruled that captive audience meetings are illegal nationwide.

These are mandatory meetings where bosses try to persuade workers not unionize, often using coercive tactics.
November 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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If you use this (AA battery powered) Magic Trackpad and you have 5 minutes to help me replicate a bug, I’d appreciate it.
November 12, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Seeing way too many bad North Dakota takes on here, you guys don’t even know what you’re talking about
November 12, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I am not joking when I say the easiest way for the Democrats to win back the working class would be pushing for public service broadcasting of all American sports
November 10, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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I haven't read the mayoral transition report yet but it better call for drastic and radical measures for addressing the public health crisis happening on our streets every day.

As of 7/5/2023, traffic violence has killed 79 people in Chicago. A six-year record. We need radical change.
July 6, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Best parking spot in the whole office
July 6, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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Fireworks have had their day in the sun it’s time for iceworks
July 5, 2023 at 12:14 AM