Urban Myths
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Urban Myths
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If you don’t know what time it is then it’s probably time to get a new watch.
Don't forget about all the authors and books that Oprah promoted that turned out to be total frauds. Remember that book "A Million Little Pieces?" She even made the author come back and apologize to her.

Oprah said every one of those books changed her life. Unfortunately it wasn't for the better.
July 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
On MSNBC today Katie Tur and her panel explained why Elon Musk doesn't have enough money to fight Donald Trump and the Republican Party and how no matter what Musk decides to do it won't make any difference.

Then I drank a gallon of cod liver oil and that was a much more pleasant experience.
July 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
People always ask how the Germans ever let the Nazis take complete control of their country. Do we understand now?
July 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
History may not always repeat itself, but the No Kings marches remind us that it does rhyme.
June 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Fast-forward one year: Live look at Donald Trump's next big exciting wonderful military parade.
June 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It's No Kings Day, which in the United States is every day.
June 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Paid trolls who get paid by the post waiting for Twitter to come back to life.
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A 10 foot tall Barron Trump enters the White House, mysterious drones and UFOs are flying over the East Coast, and Elon Musk wants to send us to Mars. I think we’ve finally figured out what they’re really up to. And everyone’s on the menu.
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don Junior was named after his father, Ivanka was named after her mother (Ivanka is actually her nickname), Tiffany was named after the jewelry store, and Barron was of course named in honor of the robber Barons.

So who the hell is Eric Trump named after? Does anyone know of a milk man named Eric?
January 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Donald Trump will reverse his position on birthright citizenship when he finds out that all of his children except for Tiffany would have to be deported. Poor Tiffany!
January 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Melania’s hat is getting so big that soon we will be able to see it from the International Space Station, just like Trump’s fake ear bandage.
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wait until Donald Trump finds out that he has to deport all of his children except for Tiffany.
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Republicans: The problem with Democrats and liberals is they have too many sexual fetishes.

Also Republicans: There’s nothing better than doing blow on a private jet at 10,000 feet with your buddies and a bunch of naked underaged girls while playing P. Diddy songs and watching porn.
November 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Republicans: The problem with Democrats and liberals is they have too many sexual fetishes.

Also Republicans: There’s nothing better than doing blow on a private jet at 10,000 feet with your buddies and a bunch of naked underaged girls while playing P. Diddy songs and watching porn.
November 14, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I believe Trump‘s biggest goal is to get revenge. By an appointing rubber stamps to the most powerful positions in government, he will be able to spy on his enemies, arrest, extort and blackmail them at will. He told us that his second term would be about retribution. We should believe him.
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 PM
President Biden just told Donald Trump he’s going to be Trump’s handler at the CIA now, and that Trump better give the CIA all the information they want about Putin, or else.
November 14, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Donald Trump only picked Matt Gaetz for Attorney General because Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t available for the job.
November 13, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Most Americans: Tulsi Gabbard? What’s that, a truckstop in Oklahoma?
November 13, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Hannibal Lecter being appointed to run Health and Human Services was a bit of a surprise.
November 13, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Russia basically confirms that they have given something of great value to Trump and now he needs to repay the favor. And Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau testified under oath that Tucker Carlson is a Russian asset. So do people still believe the Russian thing is a hoax?
November 13, 2024 at 11:13 PM

I’m vaccinated against stupidity. It’s called education.
November 13, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Do it for the pets. They need your help.
November 13, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I’m in the Alina Habba For Prison Fanclub, does that count?
November 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
💙 After 16 years on Twitter I’m leaving to find greener pastures. Threads was nice for minute but Blue Sky feels like home. Will follow all who post on this thread and I look forward to calmer seas on our journey ahead.
November 13, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Live look at GOP conference meeting.
November 13, 2024 at 7:07 PM