Urban Myths
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If you don’t know what time it is then it’s probably time to get a new watch.
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NYC SAYS NO KINGS! New York City · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.**
📍 Where: Father Duffy Square, 47th st. and Broadway
📅 When: 11:00 AM ET, October 18, 2025
NOTE: this will be a march, not a rally! Enter from the...
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October 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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On MSNBC today Katie Tur and her panel explained why Elon Musk doesn't have enough money to fight Donald Trump and the Republican Party and how no matter what Musk decides to do it won't make any difference.
Then I drank a gallon of cod liver oil and that was a much more pleasant experience.
Then I drank a gallon of cod liver oil and that was a much more pleasant experience.
July 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
On MSNBC today Katie Tur and her panel explained why Elon Musk doesn't have enough money to fight Donald Trump and the Republican Party and how no matter what Musk decides to do it won't make any difference.
Then I drank a gallon of cod liver oil and that was a much more pleasant experience.
Then I drank a gallon of cod liver oil and that was a much more pleasant experience.
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People always ask how the Germans ever let the Nazis take complete control of their country. Do we understand now?
July 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
People always ask how the Germans ever let the Nazis take complete control of their country. Do we understand now?
History may not always repeat itself, but the No Kings marches remind us that it does rhyme.
June 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
History may not always repeat itself, but the No Kings marches remind us that it does rhyme.
Fast-forward one year: Live look at Donald Trump's next big exciting wonderful military parade.
June 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Fast-forward one year: Live look at Donald Trump's next big exciting wonderful military parade.
It's No Kings Day, which in the United States is every day.
June 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's No Kings Day, which in the United States is every day.
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NO KINGS New York City March · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.**
NO KINGS is a national day of action and mass mobilization in response to increasing authoritarian excesses and corruption from Trump and his allie...
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June 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Paid trolls who get paid by the post waiting for Twitter to come back to life.
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Paid trolls who get paid by the post waiting for Twitter to come back to life.
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A 10 foot tall Barron Trump enters the White House, mysterious drones and UFOs are flying over the East Coast, and Elon Musk wants to send us to Mars. I think we’ve finally figured out what they’re really up to. And everyone’s on the menu.
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A 10 foot tall Barron Trump enters the White House, mysterious drones and UFOs are flying over the East Coast, and Elon Musk wants to send us to Mars. I think we’ve finally figured out what they’re really up to. And everyone’s on the menu.
I bet Elon Musk did Nazi this coming.
January 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I bet Elon Musk did Nazi this coming.
A 10 foot tall Barron Trump enters the White House, mysterious drones and UFOs are flying over the East Coast, and Elon Musk wants to send us to Mars. I think we’ve finally figured out what they’re really up to. And everyone’s on the menu.
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A 10 foot tall Barron Trump enters the White House, mysterious drones and UFOs are flying over the East Coast, and Elon Musk wants to send us to Mars. I think we’ve finally figured out what they’re really up to. And everyone’s on the menu.
Don Junior was named after his father, Ivanka was named after her mother (Ivanka is actually her nickname), Tiffany was named after the jewelry store, and Barron was of course named in honor of the robber Barons.
So who the hell is Eric Trump named after? Does anyone know of a milk man named Eric?
So who the hell is Eric Trump named after? Does anyone know of a milk man named Eric?
January 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Don Junior was named after his father, Ivanka was named after her mother (Ivanka is actually her nickname), Tiffany was named after the jewelry store, and Barron was of course named in honor of the robber Barons.
So who the hell is Eric Trump named after? Does anyone know of a milk man named Eric?
So who the hell is Eric Trump named after? Does anyone know of a milk man named Eric?
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Birthright citizenship has ALWAYS been the law of this nation, even dating back to before there was a United States. Birthright citizenship PREDATES the 14th Amendment—that was just when it was written into the Constitution to ensure there was no doubt.
Trump CANNOT overturn it by executive order.
Trump CANNOT overturn it by executive order.
January 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Birthright citizenship has ALWAYS been the law of this nation, even dating back to before there was a United States. Birthright citizenship PREDATES the 14th Amendment—that was just when it was written into the Constitution to ensure there was no doubt.
Trump CANNOT overturn it by executive order.
Trump CANNOT overturn it by executive order.
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Melania’s hat is getting so big that soon we will be able to see it from the International Space Station, just like Trump’s fake ear bandage.
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Melania’s hat is getting so big that soon we will be able to see it from the International Space Station, just like Trump’s fake ear bandage.
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Wait until Donald Trump finds out that he has to deport all of his children except for Tiffany.
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Wait until Donald Trump finds out that he has to deport all of his children except for Tiffany.
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Have a brilliant day everyone… make the most of it!! 🎉😎😆
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Have a brilliant day everyone… make the most of it!! 🎉😎😆
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I believe Trump‘s biggest goal is to get revenge. By an appointing rubber stamps to the most powerful positions in government, he will be able to spy on his enemies, arrest, extort and blackmail them at will. He told us that his second term would be about retribution. We should believe him.
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I believe Trump‘s biggest goal is to get revenge. By an appointing rubber stamps to the most powerful positions in government, he will be able to spy on his enemies, arrest, extort and blackmail them at will. He told us that his second term would be about retribution. We should believe him.
The Onion Buys Infowars in Bankruptcy Auction
The Onion Buys Infowars in Bankruptcy Auction
Infowars, Alex Jones' bankrupt far-right conspiracy theory outlet, has a new owner: satirical news site The Onion.
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November 14, 2024 at 3:45 PM
The Onion Buys Infowars in Bankruptcy Auction
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I’ve just moved over to Bluesky from Twitter and for some strange reason I suddenly no longer have the urge to withhold arms shipments from Ukraine, inject bleach into my veins or drink raw milk from an RFK jr. branded mug.
Is this a normal reaction or should I call my doctor?
Is this a normal reaction or should I call my doctor?
November 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I’ve just moved over to Bluesky from Twitter and for some strange reason I suddenly no longer have the urge to withhold arms shipments from Ukraine, inject bleach into my veins or drink raw milk from an RFK jr. branded mug.
Is this a normal reaction or should I call my doctor?
Is this a normal reaction or should I call my doctor?
President Biden just told Donald Trump he’s going to be Trump’s handler at the CIA now, and that Trump better give the CIA all the information they want about Putin, or else.
November 14, 2024 at 11:41 AM
President Biden just told Donald Trump he’s going to be Trump’s handler at the CIA now, and that Trump better give the CIA all the information they want about Putin, or else.
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Donald Trump only picked Matt Gaetz for Attorney General because Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t available for the job.
November 13, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Donald Trump only picked Matt Gaetz for Attorney General because Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t available for the job.
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Tulsi Gabbard once called Trump, “Saudi Arabia’s bitch”
November 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Tulsi Gabbard once called Trump, “Saudi Arabia’s bitch”
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Tulsi Gabbard for DNI, a Russian spy. Brilliant
November 13, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Tulsi Gabbard for DNI, a Russian spy. Brilliant