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Urban Fox after dark 🦊🏳️‍🌈
@urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
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Just a gay urban fox living in the city
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A NSFW-account for foxy stuff! 🔞
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urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
How about this version?😉
A comic from the series "A Couple of Guys" by Dave Brousseau entitled "The Sound of Muzak" with six panels. The first panel shows the two main characters, Eric Parker and Joey Romelli, in a department store. A sales assistant approaches and says: "May I help y..." But Eric interrupts him: "Shh... Listen! Listen!" In the next four panels, Eric sings enthusiastically: 🎶"Salesclerks in sportswear, this ditty I've written. 'bout bright colored speedos and sitcoms from Britain, qual-i-ty porn I can download for free... These are all things that ex-hil-a-rate me." 🎶"Mint flavored condoms and rainbow confetti, gym rats with backpacks and Joey's spaghetti, my name in bright lights up on a mar-quee... These are all things that ex-hil-a-rate me." 🎶"Boys in blue denim with black leather jackets, kinky new uses for old tennis rackets. Books recommended by Oprah Win-frey... These are all things that ex-hil-a-rate me." 🎶"When my job sucks, when my hair's bad, when the ca-ble's ouuuut, I think of the things that exhilarate me, and then I don't haaave to pouuuut..." During his singing, several people look at Eric in bewilderment and irritation, including a nun. In the last panel, Eric is seen in an ecstatic pose, while Joey looks embarrassed. A colleague has appeared next to the sales assistant and looks confused. The sales assistant says resignedly to his colleague: "Our pricey merchandise sets off the drama queens, but our canned music sets off the show tune queens." (The words "show tune queens" can be read in bold letters.)
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
🇬🇧The photo shows an amber-coloured glass dessert bowl on a white plate with a napkin. The dessert bowl is filled with chestnut purée covered with a large dollop of whipped cream and chocolate sauce. A toothpick with the Hungarian flag is stuck into the top of the whipped cream. 🇩🇪Das Foto zeigt ein Dessertschälchen aus bernsteinfarbenem Glas auf einem weißen Teller mit einer Serviette. Das Dessertschälchen ist gefüllt mit Maronenpüree, welches von einer großen Portion Schlagsahne mit Schokoladensauce bedeckt ist. In dem Gipfel der Schlagsahne steckt ein Zahnstocher mit der Flagge von Ungarn.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
🇬🇧A scene from the 1955 film "The Ladykillers". The five gangsters can be seen with string instruments in their hands, interrupted in their supposed practice of Luigi Boccherini’s string quintet by a knock at the door from their landlady, Mrs Louisa Wilberforce, played by Katie Johnson. The gangsters are, from left to right: Alec Guinness as Professor Marcus, Danny Green as "One-Round" Lawson, Peter Sellers as Harry Robinson, Cecil Parker as Major Claude Courtney and Herbert Lom as Louis Harvey. 🇩🇪Eine Szene aus dem Film "Ladykillers" von 1955. Zu sehen sind die fünf Gangster mit Streichinstrumenten in den Händen, die gerade durch das Anklopfen der von Katie Johnson verkörperten Vermieterin Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce bei ihrem angeblichen Üben des Streichquintetts von Luigi Boccherini unterbrochen werden. Die Gangster sind von links nach rechts: Alec Guinness als Professor Marcus, Danny Green als "Pfannkuchen" Knoten, Peter Sellers als Harry Robinson, Cecil Parker als Major Claude Courtney und Herbert Lom als Louis Harvey.
October 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?

Right answers only.
🇬🇧 A photograph of Peter Ustinov in his role as Hercule Poirot in the film "Death on the Nile" from 1978. 🇩🇪 Ein Foto von Peter Ustinov in seiner Rolle als Hercule in dem Film "Tod auf dem Nil" von 1978.
October 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Well, there is something similar...🤣
A Packaging for the "Bob Ross Chia Pet" can be seen. It features a clay replica of the head of the painter Bob Ross, with his hair formed by green chia seedlings. The labelling reads as follows: "Bob Ross Chia Pet - The Joy of Painting" and "Handmade planter - Easy to do... fun to grow" as well "There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend - Bob Ross".
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Eine klassische Anwendungsmöglichkeit der beliebten elektrischen Heißluftdusche!
Eine Werbeanzeige der Firma "Sanitas" für ihre elektrische Heißluftdusche "Fön". Die schwarz-weiße Zeitungsannonce stammt aus der Anfangszeit des 20. Jahrhunderts. Zu sehen sind neun Abbildungen in Kupferstichmanier, welche die Anwendungsmöglichkeiten des Produktes illustrieren. In der oberen Reihe von links beginnend sind diese Verwendungszwecke: "zur Haartrocknung" - eine Frau hält das Gerät wobei ihre Haare in die Gegenrichtung fliegen, "zur Behandlung v. Rheumatismus" - ein Mann mit hochgekrempeltem Ärmel richtet das Gerät auf seinen entblößten Arm, und "zum Bettwärmen in der Krankenpflege" - eine Frau in Krankenschwesterntracht hält das Gerät unter die Federdecke eines im Krankenbett liegenden Kindes. Die mittlere Reihe besteht aus dem zentral platzierten Werbesatz ""Fön" elektrische Heißluftdusche und ihre Verwendung" in zwei verschiedenen Schriftarten. Flankiert wird die Schrift zur Linken mit dem Verwendungszweck: "z. schnellen Vorwärmen d. Badewäsche" - eine Frau mit weißer Schürze richtet das Gerät auf ein Badetuch, welches über ihrem ausgestreckten Arm ausgebreitet ist. Dabei streht sie vor einer Badewanne in welcher eine Frau ein Vollbad nimmt. Zur Rechten der Schrift wirbt die Firma: "z. Schönheitspflege" - eine Frau sitzt an einen Tisch mit dem auf einem Ständer montierten Gerät, welches auf ihr Gesicht gerichtet ist. Die untere Reihe zeigt von links beginnend: "z. Handschuhwäsche" - eine Frau richtet das Gerät auf einen Handschuh welchen sie an der anderen Hand trägt, "zum Kräuseln von Federboas" - eine Frau mit weißer Schürze richtet das Gerät auf eine Federboa, "zur Tierpflege" - ein Mann trocknet mit dem Gerät einen Hund vor einem Waschzuber; sowie, eine Frau richtet das Gerät auf einen Papageien, welchen sie auf der anderen Hand trägt. In der Fußzeile der Annonce ist zu lesen: "Verkaufsstellen sind durch Plakate kenntlich. Fabrik: Sanitas, Berlin G, Friedrich-Strasse 131 d." Zu beiden Seiten der Werbeanzeige steht senkrecht: "Preis 39 Mark."
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Unsolicited Dick pic.
A black-and-white illustration by artist Augustus Burnham Shute (1851–1906) for a 1892 edition of Herman Melville's (1819-1891) book "Moby-Dick". It depicts the white whale Moby Dick on sea holding a tender boat with sailors in its mouth. A sailing ship can be seen in the background on the left. The caption reads: "Both jaws, like enormous shears, bit the craft completely in twain." - Page 510.
October 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
"I would like to introduce you to my defense attorney, Mr. Mat-Grok!"
A photo of Andy Griffith in his role as criminal defence attorney Ben Matlock in the TV series "Matlock".
October 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
To be fair, it must be mentioned that the hexagonal coupling nuts on older satellite cable connections can be tightened with a wrench.
A pair of older satellite cable connections with hexagonal coupling nuts.
October 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
It's time again for this modern classic by Adam Ellis.
@adamtots.bsky.social
A comic with seven panels. Main image: Two men shaking hands. Three prisoners being led away in the background. Smiling man with red cap says. “We did it! We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! Thanks for your help!” Blond man to the right, carrying a rainbow sign saying “Gays Against Drag Queens”, says: “Happy to be of service.” Frame 2: Blond man, smiling, asks: “So, who do we go after next?”. Frame 3: Man with red cap only smiles. Frame 4: Blond man, smiling, asks: “I said who’s next?”. Frame 5: Man with red cap only smiles. Frame 6: Blond man, worried now, asks “Who…”. Frame 7: Man with red cap only smiles.
September 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
No cheating, post your lockscreen
A picture of a mobile phone's lockscreen showing an irregular woven pattern in several shades of grey and green. The clock reads 11:25 Sa. 20. Sep. The bottom text reads: Streichen Sie zum Entsperren über den Bildschirm. In the lower left corner the icon for phone, in the lower right corner the icon for camera can be seen.
September 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
"In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter!', you'd say."
Grampa Simpson
A scene from the animated TV series "The Simpsons". Grampa Simpson is shown with two other elderly men, all wearing old-fashioned military uniforms in dark blue. The text reads: "In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter!', you'd say."
August 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
I'm really surprised that it doesn't have protected status yet. The Olympic Stadium of the 1972 Games in Munich with its extraordinary architecture has been a protected monument since 1997.
🇬🇧View from the Olympic Tower on the sports grounds of the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich with the stadium and the striking tent roof structure. 🇩🇪Blick vom Olympiaturm auf das Sportgelände der Olympischen Spiele 1972 in München mit dem Stadion und der markanten Zeltdachkonstruktion.
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
It's time again for this modern classic by Adam Ellis.
@adamtots.bsky.social
A comic with seven panels. Main image: Two men shaking hands. Three prisoners being led away in the background. Smiling man with red cap says. “We did it! We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! Thanks for your help!” Blond man to the right, carrying a rainbow sign saying “Gays Against Drag Queens”, says: “Happy to be of service.” Frame 2: Blond man, smiling, asks: “So, who do we go after next?”. Frame 3: Man with red cap only smiles. Frame 4: Blond man, smiling, asks: “I said who’s next?”. Frame 5: Man with red cap only smiles. Frame 6: Blond man, worried now, asks “Who…”. Frame 7: Man with red cap only smiles.
July 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr Who or Transformers.
🇬🇧A scene from the animated TV series “Doctor Snuggles”. Dr. Snuggles repairs Mathilda Junkbottom, his self-made robot. 🇩🇪Eine Szene aus der TV-Zeichentrickserie "Doctor Snuggles" ist zu sehen. Dr. Snuggles repariert Mathilde Dosenfäger, seinen selbst gebauten Roboter.
July 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
It's Pride Month! Quote with a queer character 🏳️‍🌈
A picture showing Eric "Bitty" Bittle in full ice hockey gear being carried on the shoulders of his teammates holding a pie in his hands. From the comic "Check, Please!" by Ngozi Ukazu. @ngoziu.com
June 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Well, but what about these naked grannies?📺
A freeze frame from the comedy series "Golden Girls". It shows, ascending from left to right, Blanche Devereaux (Rue McClanahan), Dorothy Zbornak (Beatrice Arthur) and Rose Nylund (Betty White) standing on a stair, their nude bodies provisionally covered with bed sheets. The scene is from the episode “Valentine's Day” in season 4.
June 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
🇬🇧A photo from the 1970s showing the cast of the game show “Was bin ich?”. The program, hosted by Robert Lembke, aired in the Federal Republic of Germany from 1961 to 1989, was produced by Bayerischer Rundfunk and was an adaptation of “What's My Line?”, which was broadcasted by CBS in the USA. From left to right can be seen: Annette von Aretin (TV announcer), Guido Baumann (head of entertainment at Swiss Television), Hans Sachs (Oberstaatsanwalt in Nuremberg), Robert Lembke (journalist and TV presenter) and Anneliese Fleyenschmidt (TV announcer and presenter). 🇩🇪Ein Foto aus den 1970er-Jahren, das die Mitwirkenden der Ratesendung "Was bin ich?" zeigt. Die von Robert Lembke moderierte Sendung lief in der Bundesrepublik Deutschland von 1961 bis 1989, wurde vom Bayerischen Rundfunk produziert und war eine Adaption von "What's My Line?", das von CBS in den USA ausgestrahlt wurde. Von links nach rechts sind zu sehen: Annette von Aretin (Fernsehansagerin), Guido Baumann (Unterhaltungschef des Schweizer Fernsehens), Hans Sachs (Oberstaatsanwalt in Nürnberg), Robert Lembke (Journalist und Fernsehmoderator) und Anneliese Fleyenschmidt (Fernsehansagerin und -moderatorin).
May 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.

(Yes, it is the legendary "Spruce Moose" from "TaleSpin"!)
May 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
Quoting with an animal that is you
May 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
I'm afraid someone has to say it:
"Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy!"
A scene from the TV series 'Little Britain', shows the interior of the pub in Llanddewi Brefi. Daffyd Thomas, 'the only gay in the village', is sitting in front of the bar, dressed in a black fishnet shirt and black leather hot pants. Myfanwy, the barmaid, stands behind the counter and leans towards Daffyd. She is wearing a light pink sweater.
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Movie you’ve watched more then six times using gifs
April 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
BIRD PROTOCOL activated. Take a bird, leave a bird.
A round cookie, yellow frosted, decorated as a chick. The eyes are two blue dragées, the beak is formed by a folded triangle of orange fondant, the claws are made from orange frosting. The cookie is served on a plate whose lip is decorated with orange brushstrokes.
April 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
urbanfoxafterdark.bsky.social
They actually believe it is exactly as seen in the cinemas.
A film poster for ‘The Taking of Pelham one two three’ showing the interior of a New York City Subway car with frightened people being threatened by three men with machine guns. In the top left-hand corner it reads: ‘We are going to kill one passenger a minute until New York pays us 1 million dollars.’ The film title is written in yellow stencilled letters in the lower third. The subtitle advertises underneath: ‘Everyone read it. Now you can live it.’
April 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM