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It took 45 hours but I finally hit a boss that at least walled me for more than 10 attempts. Sure most of it was "ok this is a two part boss and the first form was a bit of a slog since I didn't want to waste any healing for form two" but i did die a lot, so it still counts.
February 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
It took 45 hours but I finally hit a boss that at least walled me for more than 10 attempts. Sure most of it was "ok this is a two part boss and the first form was a bit of a slog since I didn't want to waste any healing for form two" but i did die a lot, so it still counts.
zombo.com got changed and I am devastated. i do not feel like anything is possible at zombocom. i feel like the limit is no longer myself
zombo.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
zombo.com got changed and I am devastated. i do not feel like anything is possible at zombocom. i feel like the limit is no longer myself
you do not have to thank me great scampuss, i would return all these hairballs for no reward or thanks whatsoever.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
you do not have to thank me great scampuss, i would return all these hairballs for no reward or thanks whatsoever.
One Day Nioh 3 Review: I really hate the open world; I'm feeling the clean up the icon vomit exhaustion already. Locking shit like "Dodge can trigger ki-pulse" and "cancel actions with the yokai summons (aka the yokai skills)" sucks. The core of the game I like is there, its just more tedious.
February 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
One Day Nioh 3 Review: I really hate the open world; I'm feeling the clean up the icon vomit exhaustion already. Locking shit like "Dodge can trigger ki-pulse" and "cancel actions with the yokai summons (aka the yokai skills)" sucks. The core of the game I like is there, its just more tedious.
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Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
![Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".
Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved"
From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h7rietqq6qdljhsjq242kcr7/bafkreigkqxu2qfnyp3vlqgx77zrsyz5jjhxp7ret23emknwqovh5gjovzy@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
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They're a requirement
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
They're a requirement
talking about how gamers call everything a soulslike that is hard and has a currency you lose on death. someone said the phrase "sonic is a soulslike" and im sitting here mad i didnt think of that joke first
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
talking about how gamers call everything a soulslike that is hard and has a currency you lose on death. someone said the phrase "sonic is a soulslike" and im sitting here mad i didnt think of that joke first
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Everyone... What a fantastic event.
Thankyou all so much for the follows and subs, thankyou Tina for the gift subs, thankyou @tietuesday.bsky.social, @sword.zone, @emilyaster.bsky.social and @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social for agreeing to this without hesitation.
See you all at the next one!
Thankyou all so much for the follows and subs, thankyou Tina for the gift subs, thankyou @tietuesday.bsky.social, @sword.zone, @emilyaster.bsky.social and @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social for agreeing to this without hesitation.
See you all at the next one!
Dr_Dubz - the sound of two gokus clashing
Watch Dr_Dubz's clip titled
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February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Everyone... What a fantastic event.
Thankyou all so much for the follows and subs, thankyou Tina for the gift subs, thankyou @tietuesday.bsky.social, @sword.zone, @emilyaster.bsky.social and @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social for agreeing to this without hesitation.
See you all at the next one!
Thankyou all so much for the follows and subs, thankyou Tina for the gift subs, thankyou @tietuesday.bsky.social, @sword.zone, @emilyaster.bsky.social and @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social for agreeing to this without hesitation.
See you all at the next one!
At this point I'm waiting for all the big Epstein files to mention that Steam should really have discussion forums for all their games. All the other recent villainy has been tied to those emails, why not this.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
At this point I'm waiting for all the big Epstein files to mention that Steam should really have discussion forums for all their games. All the other recent villainy has been tied to those emails, why not this.
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
Nioh 3 demo thoughts. I haven't had the technical issues others had, but I also have a 9070XT and 9800X3D, so I might just be overpowering it. I did have one moment of slowdown basically moments before getting booted to a cutscene.
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Nioh 3 demo thoughts. I haven't had the technical issues others had, but I also have a 9070XT and 9800X3D, so I might just be overpowering it. I did have one moment of slowdown basically moments before getting booted to a cutscene.
RIP Dan. I loved reading his work and all the genuine joy and love he had for this strange place known as Philadelphia. It was great to see someone, anyone write shit that got any traction that explained why I can't leave this fucked up city and region.
RIP to a Philly great defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
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January 29, 2026 at 10:02 AM
RIP Dan. I loved reading his work and all the genuine joy and love he had for this strange place known as Philadelphia. It was great to see someone, anyone write shit that got any traction that explained why I can't leave this fucked up city and region.
I'm glad that such unknown virtual boy hits like Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge will finally get mainstream recognition with the Virtual Boy on the switch.
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I'm glad that such unknown virtual boy hits like Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge will finally get mainstream recognition with the Virtual Boy on the switch.
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Metro City Crack Style
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Metro City Crack Style
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One of my favorite bits of niche Disney history: any instance of trademarked characters causing irrevocable damage to the environment.
January 23, 2026 at 11:43 AM
One of my favorite bits of niche Disney history: any instance of trademarked characters causing irrevocable damage to the environment.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
there was a point in time clickhole was pumping out my favorite web content just nothing but bangers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=93_P...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=93_P...
If You Don’t Think You Have Any Racial Prejudices, You Better Watch This Video
YouTube video by ClickHole
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January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
there was a point in time clickhole was pumping out my favorite web content just nothing but bangers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=93_P...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=93_P...
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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i dont play the bazaar but all my discord buddies do and every time they post a screenshot is looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i dont play the bazaar but all my discord buddies do and every time they post a screenshot is looks like this
I prefer to keep it G rated and not use such vulgarities. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxrI...
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I prefer to keep it G rated and not use such vulgarities. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxrI...
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
lol, and i don't say this lightly, lmao. Imagine being president's son's favorite streamer and catching rico charges. Guess the cybertruck wrapped in arguably the scariest day of his life wasn't the best gift.
Also, had a good guffaw at Drake in this one too.
Also, had a good guffaw at Drake in this one too.
Drake and Adin Ross along with others are being hit with a Federal RICO case involving a tipping feature on Stake to transfer money among themselves, which was then used to artificially inflate Drake’s music streams across major distribution platforms. And, people questioned Kendrick.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
lol, and i don't say this lightly, lmao. Imagine being president's son's favorite streamer and catching rico charges. Guess the cybertruck wrapped in arguably the scariest day of his life wasn't the best gift.
Also, had a good guffaw at Drake in this one too.
Also, had a good guffaw at Drake in this one too.
2026 the year I'm actually gonna write shit down in read, watch, and play so I can maybe remember what the fuck I did this year.
January 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
2026 the year I'm actually gonna write shit down in read, watch, and play so I can maybe remember what the fuck I did this year.
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...