Maryanne W
@uptownone.bsky.social
Edmontonian, grandma, former Winnipegger, ebike owner, known cookie pusher. Retired & living the dream. I’m nice, not sweet. In a world where you can be anything, be kind. ESTJ🇨🇦
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I know I’m new at yoga but it seems to me that walking barefoot across someone else’s mat is never acceptable behavior.
Ps, the perpetrator is NOT new to yoga so I’m thinking it may be the yoga equivalent of marking one’s territory?
Ps, the perpetrator is NOT new to yoga so I’m thinking it may be the yoga equivalent of marking one’s territory?
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I know I’m new at yoga but it seems to me that walking barefoot across someone else’s mat is never acceptable behavior.
Ps, the perpetrator is NOT new to yoga so I’m thinking it may be the yoga equivalent of marking one’s territory?
Ps, the perpetrator is NOT new to yoga so I’m thinking it may be the yoga equivalent of marking one’s territory?
Hey siri. What does “karma is a bitch” mean?
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hey siri. What does “karma is a bitch” mean?
Fatal pedestrian collision? How about car mows down woman walking her dog? Jesus.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fatal pedestrian collision? How about car mows down woman walking her dog? Jesus.
Scenes from our walk this afternoon. Wellington Bridge gap & restoration work on Hurtig log home.
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Scenes from our walk this afternoon. Wellington Bridge gap & restoration work on Hurtig log home.
I was today’s days old the first time I made hand pies.
Ftr, I was able to channel my inner perogy-making skills to ensure maximum fillage with minimal baking burstage.👵🏻
Ftr, I was able to channel my inner perogy-making skills to ensure maximum fillage with minimal baking burstage.👵🏻
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I was today’s days old the first time I made hand pies.
Ftr, I was able to channel my inner perogy-making skills to ensure maximum fillage with minimal baking burstage.👵🏻
Ftr, I was able to channel my inner perogy-making skills to ensure maximum fillage with minimal baking burstage.👵🏻
Canadian mixed emotion: hearing that LL Bean at West Edmonton Mall has a sale on.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Canadian mixed emotion: hearing that LL Bean at West Edmonton Mall has a sale on.
Sweet new (to me) acoustic fat tire bike (c/w studded tires) made riding to & from @coffeeoutside.bsky.social on icy-patched paths a lovely (safe) and fun experience!
Bring on the snow!
Bring on the snow!
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sweet new (to me) acoustic fat tire bike (c/w studded tires) made riding to & from @coffeeoutside.bsky.social on icy-patched paths a lovely (safe) and fun experience!
Bring on the snow!
Bring on the snow!
Charges stayed against Greg Christenson? How is this even remotely possible?
Wait a sec…. does Dani owe him favors?
Wait a sec…. does Dani owe him favors?
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Charges stayed against Greg Christenson? How is this even remotely possible?
Wait a sec…. does Dani owe him favors?
Wait a sec…. does Dani owe him favors?
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Jack Roslovic you magnificent bastard.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Jack Roslovic you magnificent bastard.
My metabolism & a normal President running the US.
Miss both, bigly.
Miss both, bigly.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My metabolism & a normal President running the US.
Miss both, bigly.
Miss both, bigly.
Swiffer™️, Vileda Spin Mop™️, steam cleaner… none of these come close to a good ole’ down-on-the-floor manual scrubbing.
Fight me.
Fwiw, you’ll probably win cuz this grandma’s bagged.👵🏻
Fight me.
Fwiw, you’ll probably win cuz this grandma’s bagged.👵🏻
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Swiffer™️, Vileda Spin Mop™️, steam cleaner… none of these come close to a good ole’ down-on-the-floor manual scrubbing.
Fight me.
Fwiw, you’ll probably win cuz this grandma’s bagged.👵🏻
Fight me.
Fwiw, you’ll probably win cuz this grandma’s bagged.👵🏻
Something is seriously wrong with this man.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
Trump: "We have officially renamed the Dept of Defense back to the original name, Dept of War. And remember we won World War 1, we won World War 2, we won everything in between. We won everything that came before. And then we brilliantly decided to change the name. We became politically correct"
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Something is seriously wrong with this man.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
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Hoisted on a petard of his own tweets…there’s always tweets when you’re not honest right Demetrios?
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Hoisted on a petard of his own tweets…there’s always tweets when you’re not honest right Demetrios?
My dad (3rd from L and C in 2nd pic) was a miner in Dorion Ontario in 1943 when he & his buddies answered the call to enlist.
They all made it back.
He never talked about WWll, ever.
They all made it back.
He never talked about WWll, ever.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My dad (3rd from L and C in 2nd pic) was a miner in Dorion Ontario in 1943 when he & his buddies answered the call to enlist.
They all made it back.
He never talked about WWll, ever.
They all made it back.
He never talked about WWll, ever.
Jake Walman you magnificent bastard.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Jake Walman you magnificent bastard.
This right here.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This right here.
I remember when the Oilers of the olden days gave a lackluster performance they could pretty much count on Sather scheduling a bag skate the very next day. Pretty sure no one does that anymore.
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I remember when the Oilers of the olden days gave a lackluster performance they could pretty much count on Sather scheduling a bag skate the very next day. Pretty sure no one does that anymore.
Vegan wisdom.
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Vegan wisdom.
Me upon hearing the CEO of Regency Developments feeling “picked on” by the City of Edmonton for the mess he has left of the old BMO site since 2018.
Arseholes gonna arsehole.
Arseholes gonna arsehole.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says that 's hurtful but true ..
Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says that 's hurtful but true ..
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November 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Me upon hearing the CEO of Regency Developments feeling “picked on” by the City of Edmonton for the mess he has left of the old BMO site since 2018.
Arseholes gonna arsehole.
Arseholes gonna arsehole.
My fourth (and likely last) grandchild was born this morning and this grandma got a bit weepy when I learned that my son & his wife chose Maryanne as her middle name. Their dog (whom we’re minding) is pretty stoked too.
Feeling 🥰
Feeling 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My fourth (and likely last) grandchild was born this morning and this grandma got a bit weepy when I learned that my son & his wife chose Maryanne as her middle name. Their dog (whom we’re minding) is pretty stoked too.
Feeling 🥰
Feeling 🥰
I was today’s years old when I learned that a group of ostriches can be called a “wobble.”
three ostrich wearing sunglasses and a mohawk standing in front of neon lights
Alt: three ostrich wearing sunglasses and a mohawk standing in front of neon lights
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November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I was today’s years old when I learned that a group of ostriches can be called a “wobble.”
Sunrise reflection & maple leaf stencils. A feast for the eyes, you just have to look.
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sunrise reflection & maple leaf stencils. A feast for the eyes, you just have to look.
I’m beginning to suspect the premier of Alberta is following Cankles McTaco Tits’ playbook on changing rules, enacting new ones & eliminating anyone who questions her unscrupulous behavior.
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m beginning to suspect the premier of Alberta is following Cankles McTaco Tits’ playbook on changing rules, enacting new ones & eliminating anyone who questions her unscrupulous behavior.
Quelle surprise.
The UCP is dumping the AG responsible for investigating the corrupt care scandal.
The UCP is dumping the AG responsible for investigating the corrupt care scandal.
a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him
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November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Quelle surprise.
The UCP is dumping the AG responsible for investigating the corrupt care scandal.
The UCP is dumping the AG responsible for investigating the corrupt care scandal.