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𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐-𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖉 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖊
@upthetwerx.bsky.social
Twerk Positive. Up The Twerx. Smash The State. Roller skater. Virgin. Don't follow me. Not nice. Viva Palestina 🇵🇸 SATX She/Her
It's the beat, the lyrics, the riff and the breakdown.
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I genuinely think the fence in my backyard needs an exorcism. I didn't know a fence could be so badly built. The more I learn about it the more I understand the man that built it. That was an angry, hostile, alcoholic and you cannot tell me otherwise. Mind you the chain link is also ours.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Personally, one of the most egregious AI hallucinations I've ever unintentionally generated.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I...do not apologize.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm trying to understand why y'all respond to things in such self righteous and/or antagonistic ways and then when I give the same energy I'm immediately blocked.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
OMG I literally have a tiktok saved for another dog that kept falling in a hole. 😭
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Lala has no idea how to handle having so many windows with so many views in our new place.
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Lover Girl x Megan thee Stallion
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm gonna get my accountability despite to strength of Bluesky block feature. @infernatrixsophia.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lol
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I can rewatch A Court of Fey and Flowers an infinite amount of times solely on the back of Aabria Iyengar being a salt goblin hype man for Brennan Lee Mulligan going "BRRRAP". 😭
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
An actual real life terrorist.
October 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Happy 8th anniversary to one of the greatest philosophical thoughts of modern times. For many this tweet marks a before and after in their lives.
October 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
LOL
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
GIRL. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE.
October 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This actually describes white men.
October 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Today the prisoner was being terca and made me waste 1 dose of each of her medications. So now I don't feel bad about crating her at all! 😡
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The prisoner has a new cell. 🥹
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Went to my favorite flower farm today and finally got the flowers that look like brains.
September 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ugh my little Lola! 😭😭😭
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
No plot it was more like an objective because it was such a a simple gaming device. Three levels. The first level was literally getting Gaston to let go of your arm, second level was hiding from the Beast and third level was Gaston and the Beast fencing for Belle's ownership. 😭
September 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's my supervisors birthday and I asked my coworker to pick up a lighter for the candles on the cake and she said she already had a lighter. Lol y'all think she smokes weed? 👀
September 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I am not laughing! This is not funny, Sean! But also if there is a creator please forgive me because. 😭😭😭
September 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Checking back in it's been a few months. Do we need to keep letting Newsom cook or...?
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The second suspect was released.
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM