Kerry
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Kerry
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Still playing at adulting. Love footie, 80s music and F1 (team Lewis 4️⃣4️⃣). Will smile forever thanks to 24/9/17 ⚔️🔴⚪️ ⚫️⚔️. #AndTheBouncingStopped
Best Christmas card ever, with my pupper on the front 🥰
December 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
And we’re off. Always gone 5pm somewhere 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
December 7, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Roughly translated to:

Dear Fans

We’re fucked off it’s finally going through and I’ll be out of a job soon.

I’ll update you when I can be arsed.

UTB
December 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Damn, there was some left over. 🙄
December 4, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Yep I’m still stuck in that time warp 😂
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
😩🤣
December 4, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Nah, nah, nah, nah…
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Decorations up so about to start on the Christmas films. And don’t even come at me, it definitely is.
December 1, 2024 at 9:38 PM
At last 🙌🎄
December 1, 2024 at 8:19 PM
People seem really surprised that the Rooneys have two bars in their home.

Not sure what all the fuss is about, I’ve had two at mine for ages 🤷🏼‍♀️
December 1, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Still on it 💪🏼
November 30, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Christmas cocktails for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do.
November 30, 2024 at 1:27 PM
For anyone leaving the game, roads will be chaos for a while so you might need to think about another route home.
November 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Just call me Nostradamus 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
November 29, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I think today most of us feel like John Pemberton and Charlie Hartfield ⚔️🥊😂
November 24, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Well I feel affronted. Since finding it a few years ago, this film has been a bit of mandatory pre-Christmas viewing in our house purely down to it being that bad it’s quite good.

Couldn’t find it this year and now know why. They’ve re-named it and removed the Yorkshire reference. Bit rude.
November 23, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Been so busy today at work I knew I’d be eating mega late if I had to cook so ordered fish & chips to be delivered for when I’d finished.

Options were ‘small cod’, ‘regular cod’ or ‘large haddock’. I went for the regular cod which they clearly got mixed up with the ‘huge fucking shark’ option 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 7:41 PM
The downfall is starting. Okay so he’s hardly gonna go bankrupt but looks like Elon thinks he might be losing a grip on all things social media 😂
November 21, 2024 at 2:22 PM
When this is one of the main bus routes in and out of the city and should be a priority for being gritted, you have to hope it ain’t gonna freeze overnight.
November 18, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Had a lovely afternoon at Chatsworth despite the weather. Just wish I’d realised my coat wasn’t waterproof before we set off.
November 17, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Two of my favourite things in the world on a Sunday ☕️🐶
November 17, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Not a strange pet but having picked him on 24th September this guy could only ever have one name.
November 16, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Had a lovely day… Coffee, reading, pottering and watching a film.

Ending on a perfect note too with Strictly (added bonus of a Pet Shop Boys megamix), glass or four of Prosecco and my boy’s here for the night.
November 16, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Picture of our rival’s manager appeared on Picture Slam tonight.
November 16, 2024 at 6:28 PM