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Kerry
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Still playing at adulting. Love footie, 80s music and F1 (team Lewis 4️⃣4️⃣). Will smile forever thanks to 24/9/17 ⚔️🔴⚪️ ⚫️⚔️. #AndTheBouncingStopped
Best Christmas card ever, with my pupper on the front 🥰
December 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I know that tackling violence with more violence isn’t usually the answer, but I would love to get Sara Sharif's excuse of a father in a locked room for an hour and have a baseball bat to hand.

So many failed attempts by others to step in and protect her, my heart actually aches for her.
December 17, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Just been to the Lane to buy a Blades Christmas card and gift wrap for my Nephew who’s a mad Wed***day fan.

Yes, I am that petty 😂
December 16, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Home at last. Feel like I’ve been away a month. Well when I say home, I’m here until tomorrow afternoon at least. 🙄
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I love judging others’ choice of breakfast in a hotel. Couple next to me earlier had a chocolate muffin sat on top of a scoop of baked beans with a hash brown and croissant on the side.

Not sure if they were eco-warriors trying to save on the washing up or just odd but it turned my stomach 😂
December 11, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Fab night out with some of my team tonight. This follows on from two consecutive nights out Sat/Sun, plus West Brom away and I’m out again tomorrow evening.

Don’t mind admitting that I’m flagging already. 😩
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
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December 10, 2024 at 8:49 PM
And we’re off. Always gone 5pm somewhere 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
December 7, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Off to Birmingham tomorrow for our girls’ weekend because 1) we’ve done Leeds/Manchester/London before but never there and 2) it’s only 30 mins from West Brom ⚽️😉

Back on Monday for two hours then off to Liverpool. Back from there on Thursday night then away again on Friday.

Love suitcase me 😩🤣
December 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Roughly translated to:

Dear Fans

We’re fucked off it’s finally going through and I’ll be out of a job soon.

I’ll update you when I can be arsed.

UTB
December 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Been watching a few crappy reality programmes recently (don’t judge me) where women have said ‘I’m a strong independent woman but need a man to put me in my place’.

Not sure I know what the hell they’re on about.
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Damn, there was some left over. 🙄
December 4, 2024 at 11:52 PM
With hindsight I probably shouldn’t have bought 70% ABV alcohol to make Limoncello for my friends for Christmas.

It’s been on the go a month; I’ve just tried a little shot while bottling it and I’m almost seeing double.

Think it needs to come with a health warning. 🤣
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Yep I’m still stuck in that time warp 😂
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
😩🤣
December 4, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Nah, nah, nah, nah…
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Popped to Home Bargains for dishwasher tabs. What is it about that shop? It’s like Ikea, you go in for one thing and come out with a trolley load of stuff you never knew you needed (and probably don’t).
December 2, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Decorations up so about to start on the Christmas films. And don’t even come at me, it definitely is.
December 1, 2024 at 9:38 PM
People seem really surprised that the Rooneys have two bars in their home.

Not sure what all the fuss is about, I’ve had two at mine for ages 🤷🏼‍♀️
December 1, 2024 at 4:38 PM
It was all well and good buying a Christmas tree which wouldn’t look out of place in Chatsworth House when I had my two here. Now I live alone it was a silly move.

Just had to do my best Geoff Capes with Tourette’s impression to put the bottom section of it up.

Pic to follow (probably in March) 😩😂
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 PM
He’s been around long enough. People should know not to leave Billy unmarked for a corner. Feel sorry for Kettering but that was a schoolboy error.
December 1, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Billy Sharp. Still scores goals.
December 1, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Full day down town with my bestie. Felt like we were teens again. Cocktails, shopping, bit of lunch, more drinks and some live music in the Church House pub and now on the bus home for a curry and Strictly. Leeds lost too. What a fab day.
November 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Still on it 💪🏼
November 30, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Christmas cocktails for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do.
November 30, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Get in 🙌⚔️
November 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM