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#Warriors announcers are so excited that the team isn't getting blown out. Meanwhile, the lack of coaching for the younger players is clear.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
#Warriors announcers are so excited that the team isn't getting blown out. Meanwhile, the lack of coaching for the younger players is clear.
Trump’s the most obese president we’ve had since Taft
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Trump’s the most obese president we’ve had since Taft
“Even after being swept by the division-leading Rams, the #Niners aren’t out of the NFC West race.”
Uhm what parallel universe are you inhabiting, @stevenruiz.bsky.social?
www.theringer.com/2025/11/17/n...
Uhm what parallel universe are you inhabiting, @stevenruiz.bsky.social?
www.theringer.com/2025/11/17/n...
The Winners and Losers of the NFL Week 11
Sam Darnold’s four picks doomed the Seahawks, we saw the very best (and worst) of Josh Allen, the Broncos took control of the AFC West, Shedeur Sanders’s debut was a dud, Justin Jefferson is in receiv...
www.theringer.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Even after being swept by the division-leading Rams, the #Niners aren’t out of the NFC West race.”
Uhm what parallel universe are you inhabiting, @stevenruiz.bsky.social?
www.theringer.com/2025/11/17/n...
Uhm what parallel universe are you inhabiting, @stevenruiz.bsky.social?
www.theringer.com/2025/11/17/n...
Dan Campbell's kryptonite is the 4th down.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dan Campbell's kryptonite is the 4th down.
This writer was very careful not to use em dashes in this piece.
Always remember: ChatGPT didn't ruin em dashes — lazy writers who don't understand punctuation did.
techcrunch.com/2025/11/14/ope...
Always remember: ChatGPT didn't ruin em dashes — lazy writers who don't understand punctuation did.
techcrunch.com/2025/11/14/ope...
OpenAI says it's fixed ChatGPT's em dash problem | TechCrunch
OpenAI says users can now personalize ChatGPT to stop using the em dash in its output.
techcrunch.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This writer was very careful not to use em dashes in this piece.
Always remember: ChatGPT didn't ruin em dashes — lazy writers who don't understand punctuation did.
techcrunch.com/2025/11/14/ope...
Always remember: ChatGPT didn't ruin em dashes — lazy writers who don't understand punctuation did.
techcrunch.com/2025/11/14/ope...
A pedophile of the people, for the people.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A pedophile of the people, for the people.
Please be real.
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
please note
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November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Please be real.
It's what fascists have in common.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It's what fascists have in common.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Brands are finicky. #southwest knows this, because they destroyed theirs over decades. Now they're on "On Brand With Jimmy Fallon," which means they know they're in trouble.
And they're doing airplane wraps? 😂
And they're doing airplane wraps? 😂
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Brands are finicky. #southwest knows this, because they destroyed theirs over decades. Now they're on "On Brand With Jimmy Fallon," which means they know they're in trouble.
And they're doing airplane wraps? 😂
And they're doing airplane wraps? 😂
Brands are finicky. #southwest knows this, because they destroyed theirs over decades. Now they're on "On Brand With Jimmy Fallon," which means they know they're in trouble.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Brands are finicky. #southwest knows this, because they destroyed theirs over decades. Now they're on "On Brand With Jimmy Fallon," which means they know they're in trouble.
Having watched Avengers: Endgame again, I've come to the conclusion that everyone else has: Gwenyth Paltrow as Pepper Pots is the least believable thing about the entire movie.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Having watched Avengers: Endgame again, I've come to the conclusion that everyone else has: Gwenyth Paltrow as Pepper Pots is the least believable thing about the entire movie.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Très dumb — yet this might have worked a few years ago, when #Apple paid more than superficial attention to design.
But iPhones aren't accessories anymore. They've joined the other smartphones out there as necessities. People don't celebrate having an #iPhone now.
www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/1...
But iPhones aren't accessories anymore. They've joined the other smartphones out there as necessities. People don't celebrate having an #iPhone now.
www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/1...
Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone
ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.
www.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Très dumb — yet this might have worked a few years ago, when #Apple paid more than superficial attention to design.
But iPhones aren't accessories anymore. They've joined the other smartphones out there as necessities. People don't celebrate having an #iPhone now.
www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/1...
But iPhones aren't accessories anymore. They've joined the other smartphones out there as necessities. People don't celebrate having an #iPhone now.
www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/1...
If #youtubetv were truly concerned about users, they would simply apply the credit to their customers' bills, not make them jump through hoops.
This is a masterclass in how #brands lose the goodwill and trust of their audiences.
This is a masterclass in how #brands lose the goodwill and trust of their audiences.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If #youtubetv were truly concerned about users, they would simply apply the credit to their customers' bills, not make them jump through hoops.
This is a masterclass in how #brands lose the goodwill and trust of their audiences.
This is a masterclass in how #brands lose the goodwill and trust of their audiences.
“[Jonathan] Braun … is at least the eighth convict to whom Mr. Trump granted clemency during his first term who has since been charged with a crime.”
The Law and Order president,y’all.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/n...
The Law and Order president,y’all.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/n...
Felon Freed by Trump Is Sentenced Again, This Time to 27 Months
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“[Jonathan] Braun … is at least the eighth convict to whom Mr. Trump granted clemency during his first term who has since been charged with a crime.”
The Law and Order president,y’all.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/n...
The Law and Order president,y’all.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/n...
Don't use the present participle when describing him "rapidly descending into megalomaniacal dementia."
It's happened and done, so use the past participle. He "rapidly descended into megalomaniacal dementia."
It's happened and done, so use the past participle. He "rapidly descended into megalomaniacal dementia."
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Don't use the present participle when describing him "rapidly descending into megalomaniacal dementia."
It's happened and done, so use the past participle. He "rapidly descended into megalomaniacal dementia."
It's happened and done, so use the past participle. He "rapidly descended into megalomaniacal dementia."
“for as little as $149 a month”
The New York Times is the ultimate Trump marketer.
The New York Times is the ultimate Trump marketer.
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“for as little as $149 a month”
The New York Times is the ultimate Trump marketer.
The New York Times is the ultimate Trump marketer.