Uomo Tigre
@uomotigre.bsky.social
Solving thought experiments with the power of blockchain intelligence
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
Our app is ruining the Brinks monopoly.
We offer flexible work for drivers delivering cash directly to people's homes.
We offer flexible work for drivers delivering cash directly to people's homes.
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Our app is ruining the Brinks monopoly.
We offer flexible work for drivers delivering cash directly to people's homes.
We offer flexible work for drivers delivering cash directly to people's homes.
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people got so fixated on "fuckin magnets how do they work?" but by far the funniest Miracles in that song are I Got Scared By A Pelican In San Francisco and, number one with a bullet, Dirt
July 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
people got so fixated on "fuckin magnets how do they work?" but by far the funniest Miracles in that song are I Got Scared By A Pelican In San Francisco and, number one with a bullet, Dirt
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it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
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Nothing beats sucking down your comforting, familiar toothpaste after a long trip.
March 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Nothing beats sucking down your comforting, familiar toothpaste after a long trip.
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do you think when they slice open some poor guy's nuts the microplastics just sorta dump out of em like when they open up a big shark and license plates and shit clatter wetly onto the dock. or not really
March 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
do you think when they slice open some poor guy's nuts the microplastics just sorta dump out of em like when they open up a big shark and license plates and shit clatter wetly onto the dock. or not really
Sucking down a cool glob of toothpaste: the perfect nightcap
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Sucking down a cool glob of toothpaste: the perfect nightcap
I'm sorry citizen the mayou're looking for is in another district
February 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I'm sorry citizen the mayou're looking for is in another district
Global warming is projected to make monsters extinct by 2027
February 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Global warming is projected to make monsters extinct by 2027
In the time before humans invented people, places or things they were just using proto nouns
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
In the time before humans invented people, places or things they were just using proto nouns
Anyone doing reading braille cook books out loud? Seems like a huge margin for error if you got crumbs on the page
February 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Anyone doing reading braille cook books out loud? Seems like a huge margin for error if you got crumbs on the page
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
Damn almost sucked a big glob of toothpaste into my lungs, but fear not I'm not quitting doing it the right way
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Damn almost sucked a big glob of toothpaste into my lungs, but fear not I'm not quitting doing it the right way
Spent all weekend carbonating my outdoor water faucet.
The kids coming over to water my lawn are gonna be in for a big surprise tomorrow!
The kids coming over to water my lawn are gonna be in for a big surprise tomorrow!
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Spent all weekend carbonating my outdoor water faucet.
The kids coming over to water my lawn are gonna be in for a big surprise tomorrow!
The kids coming over to water my lawn are gonna be in for a big surprise tomorrow!
Dreamt last night I saw a friend's UberEats order for toilet paper and cloves. Woke myself up laughing my dumb ass off
January 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dreamt last night I saw a friend's UberEats order for toilet paper and cloves. Woke myself up laughing my dumb ass off
Dolphins devour local dog, more at 6
January 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Dolphins devour local dog, more at 6
sell off the naming rights for words to shrink the deficit. Hell were not even using that many of them anyways
January 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
sell off the naming rights for words to shrink the deficit. Hell were not even using that many of them anyways
Kids help phone hung up on me when I asked if they could watch my kid tonight. False advertising
January 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kids help phone hung up on me when I asked if they could watch my kid tonight. False advertising
2025 is the year I finally get serious
January 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
2025 is the year I finally get serious
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Banksy's most powerful work yet? An image of little girl waving at a soldier who is eating a lollipop while his gun, tied to balloons, floats away has rocked Swansea. We spoke with one stunned punter who shook as he proclaimed, "Think me an the lads'll be 'avin that tonight."
January 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Banksy's most powerful work yet? An image of little girl waving at a soldier who is eating a lollipop while his gun, tied to balloons, floats away has rocked Swansea. We spoke with one stunned punter who shook as he proclaimed, "Think me an the lads'll be 'avin that tonight."
This is dumb as shit but I also need to buy it for @melatonin.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is dumb as shit but I also need to buy it for @melatonin.bsky.social
CBC new years eve coverage is exclusively cutting to people standing near ice rinks.
January 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
CBC new years eve coverage is exclusively cutting to people standing near ice rinks.