In these trying times, please think of the truly persecuted—Bay Area hippie boomers who, after decades of seeing their 401ks and property values sky rocket—now must search for a parking spot.

🎵 How many roads must a man drive down, before he can find where to park? 🎵

My siblings in Christ they're going to label you that anyway, just do the right thing.

3. Abomination: The Heir of Frankenstein - Play as a scientist in a race to create a companion for Frankenstein's monster before either he loses his patience or you get busted by the cops. Delightfully macabre, much of the game is figuring out how best to get body parts for reanimation.

2. Clank! - Competitive fantasy game where you play as noisy dungeon explorers trying to steal as much dragon treasure as you can without said dragon killing you. The more you clank around, the more likely the dragon will target you.

1. Pandemic - Timeless co-op game with a great theme and satisfying difficulty. If y'all like it, you can branch out to the Pandemic Legacy games which are 12-24 session campaigns where decisions you make in a session impact all future sessions. Some of my best group experiences.

'But her emails!' has always been grammatically correct when used sarcastically. When said genuinely, it's a grammatical abomination.

"They're trying to change our habits, because all of the projections rely on people becoming truly dependent on the technology. Whether or not it's actually a good thing for society isn't considered to be a factor."

Gloomhaven
Twilight Imperium 4
Mansions of Madness 2e
Clank!
T.I.M.E. Stories
Blood Rage
The Godfather: Corleone's Empire
Alchemists
Chronicles of Crime
Codenames: Duet