Gander P. Goosington
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Gander P. Goosington
@unseriousgoose.bsky.social
Not a silly goose. Honk.
Hiiiii finally made it south for this winter. What did I miss?
December 20, 2024 at 1:48 AM
It’s getting cold here. Trying to go south, any good stops along the way? Just have pond nearby.
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I will bite them, just give me the chance.
I see how that works, yes. Do you?
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
What’s a good Pond B&B place to stay? Preferably South please. #travel
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Let me nibble their faces
GOP members of the House Ethics Committee who blocked the Gaetz Report:

David Joyce (R-OH)
John Rutherford (R-FL)
Andrew Garbarino (R-NY)
Michelle Fischbach (R-MN)

RETWEET to let their constituents know they defended Matt Gaet
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Do we think he’s over cooked?
Trump looked unwell at the SpaceX stunt. Gaunt face. Spray tan disaster. White lips. This is the guy Republicans think can take America to new heights of health
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Lemme at him #mattgaetz
November 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Just keep them away from my pond
November 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Please let me bite the cabinet 😩
FOR THE RECORD: Donald trump's ENTIRE cabinet, so far, is all White. Most of his picks are just loyal sycophants, they're NOT qualified.

Isn't that the main criticism of DEI?
November 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I’m gonna run in 4 years. FREE BREAD FOR ALL! 🍞🇺🇸
November 20, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The urge to fly through… 😩
November 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Happy honking birthday Mr. President. I hope you get all the bread you desire 🍞🎁
November 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Big HONKING mad. Keep your dogs out my pond 😤 I wouldn’t bite if you just stayed away
November 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Now taking orders to honk loudly at Gaetz at all hours of the day. Pro bono 💥📣🪿
Oopsie poopsie!
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Where am I supposed to go when everywhere is warm???
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I’m just tryin to fly out this place
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Imagine thumping your feet on this grass to find worms 🪱
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
In a pond, I honk and glide,
Waddling with my goosey pride.
But oh dear, what’s this I see?
A silly hat—it’s stuck on me!
I flap and flap, I squawk and shout,
This fashion choice, I can’t live without!
With feathers ruffled, I strut and pose,
Just a stylish goose in a world of woes!
November 20, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Honk? Honk honk honk…. honk honk!! HONK!!!! Honk. 🪿
November 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I like to eaves drop
Sometimes I just be putting on headphones just to put on headphones. No music
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM