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I notched a floppy to make it double sided.
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Barbecue Carrots with Slow-Cooked White Beans h/t Bryant Terry’s Vegetable Kingdom. bookshop.org/p/books/vege...
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Smoked duck, part one of many.
March 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Salmon with Colcannon h/t eatgoodathome.com
March 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Unsay's Divisibility Property

Recommended servings are divisible by 1 and only 1.
March 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
POLITICS, n.

A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

The Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce, 1906.
March 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Chicken Marbella, Berbere Potatoes, and Lemony Asparagus h/t Yotam Ottolenghi’s Simple.
March 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Chicken Milanese h/t eatgoodathome.com
February 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tatanka Truck Fried Wild Rice Bowl h/t Sean Sherman’s The Sioux Chef’s Indigenous Kitchen
February 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mushroom Gumbo h/t Bryant Terry’s Vegetable Kingdom.
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Maple Glazed Salmon and Wild Rice Pilaf
February 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In the event you don’t have an Apple Watch, this is your friendly reminder it is time to stand.
January 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I hope this email finds you within a yard of my humble self.
January 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Lies, damned lies, statistics, and plutocrats.
January 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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But seriously: How are they still open? We asked four of ‘em.
4 Niche Twin Cities Shops That’ve Survived and Thrived - Racket
Despite decades of shifting economic headwinds, these treasured and highly specialized spots refuse to disappear.
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December 13, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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Pentametron was one of the great web art projects, retweeting couplets of accidentally iambic tweets. Thanks to Bluesky's open feed, I have resurrected the concept..

Behold @iambic.bot!
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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S K E T C H
S K E E C H
S K E E T H
S K E E T S
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Pro tip: when you’re penne outta vodka, make penne alla aquavit.
November 22, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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Elon and Vivek trying to walk through a door at the same time and getting their shoulders stuck
November 15, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Apropos of nothing, I baked a gluten-free cake in August.

Today, I found the last of it in a little-used cupboard. You know, the perfect one for stowing away sweets from a toddler who raises cake-filled fists in glory.

I uncovered the cake. The horror. It looked like it was baked today.
November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
just setting up my twttr
November 12, 2024 at 6:06 PM