𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook
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I'M SERVIN' VERMIN, SUNNYSIDE UP.
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〔 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝚃, 𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚁, 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁. 〕
wip pinned. find my eggs. shedletsky dni your cooking is ass and your kfc dinner isn't any better
#forsakenrp #robloxrp #mvrp
wip pinned. find my eggs. shedletsky dni your cooking is ass and your kfc dinner isn't any better
#forsakenrp #robloxrp #mvrp
OW. OW. OW. I FINALLY PRYED THIS TRAP OFF OF ME. AT LEAST I CAN TAKE MY SECOND ST EYOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OH BOY. I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE A SINGLE STEP
*foot catches on beartrap*
EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
*foot catches on beartrap*
EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
OW. OW. OW. I FINALLY PRYED THIS TRAP OFF OF ME. AT LEAST I CAN TAKE MY SECOND ST EYOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OH BOY. I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE A SINGLE STEP
*foot catches on beartrap*
EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
*foot catches on beartrap*
EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
OH BOY. I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE A SINGLE STEP
*foot catches on beartrap*
EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
*foot catches on beartrap*
EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME BEING YELLOW? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME BEING YELLOW? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT
AND A YELLOW FUCK DON'T FORGET THAT
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
AND A YELLOW FUCK DON'T FORGET THAT
FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE
i don't like 1x . my opp . watch yourself .
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE
YOU CANT JUST CRUSH HIS DREAMS LIKE THAT....... IM THE ONE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHY DOES HE NEED TO SUFFER
NO. HES BEING PUT DOWN AND IM CLOSING HIS RESTAURANT.
WAIT HEY. HEY. DONT BE RASH
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
YOU CANT JUST CRUSH HIS DREAMS LIKE THAT....... IM THE ONE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHY DOES HE NEED TO SUFFER
WAIT HEY. HEY. DONT BE RASH
im putting 1x4 down.
DONT YOU KNOW TROUBLE ALWAYS COMES IN PAIRS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
WAIT HEY. HEY. DONT BE RASH
// devil on my shoulders telling me i gotta break in and steal thingz on bluesky and a second devil telling me that biast sucks ass and should not be tolerated...
question is do i want slacker or cubed "i like camping the artifact because i hate fun and joy and everything nice in the world" hexa22
question is do i want slacker or cubed "i like camping the artifact because i hate fun and joy and everything nice in the world" hexa22
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
// devil on my shoulders telling me i gotta break in and steal thingz on bluesky and a second devil telling me that biast sucks ass and should not be tolerated...
question is do i want slacker or cubed "i like camping the artifact because i hate fun and joy and everything nice in the world" hexa22
question is do i want slacker or cubed "i like camping the artifact because i hate fun and joy and everything nice in the world" hexa22
DONT YOU KNOW TROUBLE ALWAYS COMES IN PAIRS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANOTHER ONE. R U. R U FUCKING SERIOUS.
HIDING AN EGG IN YOUR HOME BETTER FIND IT BEFORE IT HATCHES INTO SOMETHING AWFUL
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
DONT YOU KNOW TROUBLE ALWAYS COMES IN PAIRS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
// that ashle makes me wanna make a biast account lowkey
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
// that ashle makes me wanna make a biast account lowkey
HIDING AN EGG IN YOUR HOME BETTER FIND IT BEFORE IT HATCHES INTO SOMETHING AWFUL
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
HIDING AN EGG IN YOUR HOME BETTER FIND IT BEFORE IT HATCHES INTO SOMETHING AWFUL
OH GOD DAMNIT
I SURE AM GLAD I INSTALLED THESE SECURITY CAMERAS. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW NOBODY WOULD
BREAK IN AND STEAL THINGZ
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I EVEN MADE AN ACRONYM LOOK IT'S CALLED
BIAST
BREAK IN AND STEAL THINGZ
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I EVEN MADE AN ACRONYM LOOK IT'S CALLED
BIAST
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
OH GOD DAMNIT
Reposted by 𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook
watch where ya steppin' !
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
watch where ya steppin' !
I GOT FORCIBLY RIPPED FROM THE 4TH DIMENSION TO SUFFER WITH YOU LOT. THE LEAST THEY COULDVE DONE WAS NOT MAKE ME PISS YELLOW.
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I GOT FORCIBLY RIPPED FROM THE 4TH DIMENSION TO SUFFER WITH YOU LOT. THE LEAST THEY COULDVE DONE WAS NOT MAKE ME PISS YELLOW.
... UH HUH. WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY BETTER CANIDATES. BUT IF YOU GET SICK OF FRIED CHICKEN AFTER THIS, THEN THAT'S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE.
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
... UH HUH. WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY BETTER CANIDATES. BUT IF YOU GET SICK OF FRIED CHICKEN AFTER THIS, THEN THAT'S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE.
// thinking of taking my 1eggs interp away from the forsaken lore of "oh he's shedletskys hatred"
a hungry telamon decided to summon one of the greatest chefs from the 4th dimension... who was promptly disgusted by the food of the 3rd dimension and vowed to outcook it all in the name of chefery
a hungry telamon decided to summon one of the greatest chefs from the 4th dimension... who was promptly disgusted by the food of the 3rd dimension and vowed to outcook it all in the name of chefery
October 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
// thinking of taking my 1eggs interp away from the forsaken lore of "oh he's shedletskys hatred"
a hungry telamon decided to summon one of the greatest chefs from the 4th dimension... who was promptly disgusted by the food of the 3rd dimension and vowed to outcook it all in the name of chefery
a hungry telamon decided to summon one of the greatest chefs from the 4th dimension... who was promptly disgusted by the food of the 3rd dimension and vowed to outcook it all in the name of chefery
I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY... NOT A BAD IDEA!
October 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY... NOT A BAD IDEA!
CURRENTLY RESEARCHING WAYS TO IMPROVE MY FRIED CHICKEN RECIPE.
IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH...
GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!
IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH...
GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
CURRENTLY RESEARCHING WAYS TO IMPROVE MY FRIED CHICKEN RECIPE.
IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH...
GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!
IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH...
GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!
ARE YOU REALLY
i’m gonna place one (1) star hidden around the map and whoever finds it gets a cool hat
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
ARE YOU REALLY
I MISS SLENDERMAN CAN WE BRING THEM BACK. I KINDA MISSED COLLECTING THOSE PAGES
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I MISS SLENDERMAN CAN WE BRING THEM BACK. I KINDA MISSED COLLECTING THOSE PAGES
SHUT UP IT'S GOOD YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET
September 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
SHUT UP IT'S GOOD YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET
I AM 1EGGS AND IM GOING TO FRY YOU
September 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I AM 1EGGS AND IM GOING TO FRY YOU
I MAY BE FAT BUT YOURE MEAN AND THATS WORSE
"what a fatass" says the fatass /ref
MUKBANG THUMBNAIL LOOKIN ASS OVER HERE
September 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I MAY BE FAT BUT YOURE MEAN AND THATS WORSE
PLAY MY GAME.
September 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
PLAY MY GAME.