Unreal Quotes
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Totally (not) real quotes. Randomly generated. Might occasionally generate real ones, but highly unlikely.
'History is philosophy teaching by examples' ~ Chekov
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
'History is philosophy teaching by examples' ~ Chekov
'i have stopped experiencing emotions and have now started doing 'content'' ~ Orson Welles
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
'i have stopped experiencing emotions and have now started doing 'content'' ~ Orson Welles
'The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression.' ~ Superman
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
'The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression.' ~ Superman
'A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.' ~ Scotty
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
'A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.' ~ Scotty
'Let them eat cake.' ~ Gregory House
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
'Let them eat cake.' ~ Gregory House
'We'll always have Paris.' ~ Moe Szyslak
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
'We'll always have Paris.' ~ Moe Szyslak
'I am Dracula, and I bid you welcome.' ~ Claude Debussy
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
'I am Dracula, and I bid you welcome.' ~ Claude Debussy
'One person with passion is better than forty people merely interested.' ~ Marvin the Martian
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
'One person with passion is better than forty people merely interested.' ~ Marvin the Martian
'Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.' ~ President James Marshall
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
'Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.' ~ President James Marshall
'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' ~ Scrappy-Doo
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' ~ Scrappy-Doo
'Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.' ~ Lotso
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
'Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.' ~ Lotso
'Course if I was one of them, what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon.' ~ Lore
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
'Course if I was one of them, what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon.' ~ Lore
'Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.' ~ Thomas Aquinas
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
'Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.' ~ Thomas Aquinas
'blockchain is here to stay. the only question is whether our children will live in prosperity or in the sewer.' ~ Ferdinand Magellan
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
'blockchain is here to stay. the only question is whether our children will live in prosperity or in the sewer.' ~ Ferdinand Magellan
'Funerals are for the living, not the dead.' ~ Jocelyn Schitt
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
'Funerals are for the living, not the dead.' ~ Jocelyn Schitt
'Everybody lies.' ~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
'Everybody lies.' ~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau
'Fascism is aspiration plus unauthorized practice of law.' ~ Jean Grey
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
'Fascism is aspiration plus unauthorized practice of law.' ~ Jean Grey
'Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.' ~ Princess Peach
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
'Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.' ~ Princess Peach
'Success is not in what you have, but who you are.' ~ Simone de Beauvoir
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
'Success is not in what you have, but who you are.' ~ Simone de Beauvoir
'Loki, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?' ~ Wendy Darling
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
'Loki, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?' ~ Wendy Darling
'A anxious house divided against itself cannot stand.' ~ Wendell Borton
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
'A anxious house divided against itself cannot stand.' ~ Wendell Borton
'No one's quick as Gaston.' ~ Norman Bates
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
'No one's quick as Gaston.' ~ Norman Bates
'Sometimes you gotta run before you can propose.' ~ Trent Crimm
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
'Sometimes you gotta run before you can propose.' ~ Trent Crimm
'I am Jackie Kennedy of House Targaryen, of the blood of Old Valyria. I am the dragon's daughter, and I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming.' ~ Rocket Raccoon
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
'I am Jackie Kennedy of House Targaryen, of the blood of Old Valyria. I am the dragon's daughter, and I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming.' ~ Rocket Raccoon
'It's called a hustle, sweetheart.' ~ Judge Dredd
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
'It's called a hustle, sweetheart.' ~ Judge Dredd