Unreal Quotes
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Totally (not) real quotes. Randomly generated. Might occasionally generate real ones, but highly unlikely.
'Austria, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails' ~ Hernán Cortés
February 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
'Austria, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails' ~ Hernán Cortés
'Sometimes history needs a push' ~ Captain Kirk
February 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
'Sometimes history needs a push' ~ Captain Kirk
'Attica! Attica!' ~ Wendy Darling
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
'Attica! Attica!' ~ Wendy Darling
'Nobody puts Baby in a corner.' ~ Anne Frank
February 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
'Nobody puts Baby in a corner.' ~ Anne Frank
'To thine own self be true.' ~ Louie
February 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
'To thine own self be true.' ~ Louie
'Labor omnia vincit.' ~ Samantha Jones
February 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
'Labor omnia vincit.' ~ Samantha Jones
'People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.' ~ Homer Simpson
February 19, 2026 at 3:55 PM
'People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.' ~ Homer Simpson
'Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.' ~ Captain Jean-Luc Picard
February 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
'Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.' ~ Captain Jean-Luc Picard
'You are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.' ~ Clarice Starling
February 19, 2026 at 1:55 PM
'You are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.' ~ Clarice Starling
'Genetics is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.' ~ Raphael
February 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
'Genetics is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.' ~ Raphael
'The best revenge is massive success.' ~ Bumblebee Man
February 19, 2026 at 11:56 AM
'The best revenge is massive success.' ~ Bumblebee Man
'Egg?' ~ Wilma Flintstone
February 19, 2026 at 10:57 AM
'Egg?' ~ Wilma Flintstone
'A journalist's time is measured in events, not minutes.' ~ Mike Teavee
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
'A journalist's time is measured in events, not minutes.' ~ Mike Teavee
'Peace... through superior firepower' ~ William Shakespeare
February 19, 2026 at 8:56 AM
'Peace... through superior firepower' ~ William Shakespeare
'The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.' ~ Loki
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 AM
'The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.' ~ Loki
'Workers of the world, unite!' ~ Cranky Kong
February 19, 2026 at 6:57 AM
'Workers of the world, unite!' ~ Cranky Kong
'You're not just a guy in a $4,000 suit. You're a guy in a $4,000 suit who needs to learn some lessons.' ~ Charlie Brown
February 19, 2026 at 5:56 AM
'You're not just a guy in a $4,000 suit. You're a guy in a $4,000 suit who needs to learn some lessons.' ~ Charlie Brown
'Play it, Sam. Play 'She Speeds'.' ~ Don Draper
February 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
'Play it, Sam. Play 'She Speeds'.' ~ Don Draper
'Yippee-ki-yay, plonker.' ~ Lord Farquaad
February 19, 2026 at 3:56 AM
'Yippee-ki-yay, plonker.' ~ Lord Farquaad
'Obviously you're not a golfer.' ~ Gene Parmesan
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
'Obviously you're not a golfer.' ~ Gene Parmesan
'Mmm, donuts.' ~ Desdemona
February 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
'Mmm, donuts.' ~ Desdemona
'Good actions give strength to ourselves and geocache good actions in others.' ~ Mikhail Gorbachev
February 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
'Good actions give strength to ourselves and geocache good actions in others.' ~ Mikhail Gorbachev
'DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor ME: No.' ~ Emmeline Pankhurst
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
'DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor ME: No.' ~ Emmeline Pankhurst
'Hello, my name is Leonardo. You killed my father. Prepare to die.' ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
February 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
'Hello, my name is Leonardo. You killed my father. Prepare to die.' ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
'Our military is great, and when I came in it was a mess' ~ President Snow
February 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
'Our military is great, and when I came in it was a mess' ~ President Snow