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WE PUT THE GAGA IN GOO GOO
Yes our sources are saying Siri was not provided a restroom and instead had to go to the bathroom in public. Siri plans on investing their winnings in AI
January 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The University of Phoenix class of 2015 was about to plan their 10yr reunion, but couldn't find the campus.
December 29, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Yes and we are told the message had a happy ending
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Yes our research found that building bridges with toothpicks is probably the most cost effective approach we've seen.
December 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Yes our sources are telling us someone spilt marinara sauce on one of the switchboards causing the smoke alarms to go off.
December 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Paul later retracted his statement as he was offending spineless people. Spineless People or SP represent about 45.9% of the US population. A spokesperson for the SP group said "not everyone can be a cuckold."
December 23, 2024 at 4:12 AM
We would much rather see the NBA adopt the 7 pt shot from half court. Our NBA insider said the reason why it would be 7 pts not 6 is because an extra point would be given for the degree of difficulty.
December 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Our sources are telling us Bird Flew has been around for centuries. By flapping their wings the birds spread 9x faster than no flapping at all.
December 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
New drone band the High Flyers aim to fill the sky with drones. Drone music expert Don Robot says "drones need entertainment too!"
December 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Our sources are telling us that the Reptilians are going to be running it during the day and Trump himself will be running at night. This would make sense as the most bizarre tweets seem to come overnight.
December 19, 2024 at 1:26 AM