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The 99th Galactic Federation to help Uranus's 3rd moon
The 99th Galactic Federation was the first true group in charge of keeping the peace in space.
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Man changes name to John Doe and is immediately given $999 trillion for all of the lawsuits he filled and won over the years. His new agency rep said "John Doe is the richest victim in history!"
January 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Man changes name to John Doe and is immediately given $999 trillion for all of the lawsuits he filled and won over the years. His new agency rep said "John Doe is the richest victim in history!"
Why eating chemicals is GOOD for you
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Why chemicals in our food is a good thing
Since the advent of time civilizations have been trying to extend the life of their food.
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January 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why eating chemicals is GOOD for you
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New pillow for your butt. The Fanny Pack will be available this spring.
December 24, 2024 at 1:54 AM
New pillow for your butt. The Fanny Pack will be available this spring.
A man missing for 15 years was found in a YouTube rabbit hole.
December 23, 2024 at 1:06 AM
A man missing for 15 years was found in a YouTube rabbit hole.
The right wing was damaged on a plane carrying Democrats and the Democrats cheered. The plane landed safely
December 22, 2024 at 8:13 PM
The right wing was damaged on a plane carrying Democrats and the Democrats cheered. The plane landed safely
Drunk man in sub zero weather burps on traffic light pole and gets electrocuted. His blood alcohol level was 3.9.
December 22, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Drunk man in sub zero weather burps on traffic light pole and gets electrocuted. His blood alcohol level was 3.9.
BREAKING NEWS: The drones seen around the world and especially over New Jersey are just Santa Clause and his elfs preparing for Christmas.
December 22, 2024 at 1:33 AM
BREAKING NEWS: The drones seen around the world and especially over New Jersey are just Santa Clause and his elfs preparing for Christmas.
Maybelline to file for bankruptcy after a judge finds woman was born with it.
December 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Maybelline to file for bankruptcy after a judge finds woman was born with it.
New kind bars are popping up more. Alcohol and drug free bars where you can only be kind are the latest craze. If caught being mean you get beaten up by other customers
December 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
New kind bars are popping up more. Alcohol and drug free bars where you can only be kind are the latest craze. If caught being mean you get beaten up by other customers
Opinion: Why colleges are now offering strip clubs on campus.
December 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Opinion: Why colleges are now offering strip clubs on campus.
In a cacheless society no one remembers anything.
December 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
In a cacheless society no one remembers anything.
Man followed home only to be given the pizza his wife had ordered.
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Man followed home only to be given the pizza his wife had ordered.
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Beware Of Astral Projection Thieves
It's 5am and you want to do your daily meditation.
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In a stunning admission high end audio company PonziSonic says their speakers are made for around $.75 each. Their cheapest speakers start at $250K.
December 18, 2024 at 4:44 AM
In a stunning admission high end audio company PonziSonic says their speakers are made for around $.75 each. Their cheapest speakers start at $250K.
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December 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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From The Editor: A common mistake people make is to cross the tees and dot the eyes. Dotting the eyes is very painful especially when done with a fine tip ballpoint pen. Always remember to practice safety first. Also be careful on white tees because you can ruin them very easily.
December 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
From The Editor: A common mistake people make is to cross the tees and dot the eyes. Dotting the eyes is very painful especially when done with a fine tip ballpoint pen. Always remember to practice safety first. Also be careful on white tees because you can ruin them very easily.
Always remember to check your sources because some of the nuws out there is just silly. We here at Unreal Nuws always do a double blind check to ensure you are getting quality not quantity.
December 18, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Always remember to check your sources because some of the nuws out there is just silly. We here at Unreal Nuws always do a double blind check to ensure you are getting quality not quantity.
Opinion: With all the advancements man has made a lot of people are still searching for lost technology from the past. I don't know about you, but I don't think taking a crap inside a hole I dug would be very comfortable.
December 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Opinion: With all the advancements man has made a lot of people are still searching for lost technology from the past. I don't know about you, but I don't think taking a crap inside a hole I dug would be very comfortable.
Man on a shoestring budget says he lost his sole.
December 17, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Man on a shoestring budget says he lost his sole.
Diy Home Finger Gym: 2 pineapple cubes and a toothpick. Place one pineapple cubes on each end of the toothpick. Place index finger in on a 50 degree angle. Place the toothpick on the back of your index finger and lift up and down. Do 500 reps twice a day (morning and at night).
December 17, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Diy Home Finger Gym: 2 pineapple cubes and a toothpick. Place one pineapple cubes on each end of the toothpick. Place index finger in on a 50 degree angle. Place the toothpick on the back of your index finger and lift up and down. Do 500 reps twice a day (morning and at night).
From The Archives: Rocky, Paper, Scissors and why without a signed paper Rocky isn't worth anything.
December 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
From The Archives: Rocky, Paper, Scissors and why without a signed paper Rocky isn't worth anything.
New octogles say life is a prism
December 16, 2024 at 5:05 AM
New octogles say life is a prism
The new packback offers the first bow and arrow that can be shot from behind you.
December 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
The new packback offers the first bow and arrow that can be shot from behind you.
From The Archives: Father Time vs Mother Nature. Who gets the kids?
December 16, 2024 at 4:55 AM
From The Archives: Father Time vs Mother Nature. Who gets the kids?