hatsune michael cera
banner
unpoisonedsxe.bsky.social
hatsune michael cera
@unpoisonedsxe.bsky.social
27
🗣️ they/she
🚭 straightedge
🚗 shitbox enthusiast
🕹️ manual elitist jerk
⚧️ gender isnt real
🇵🇸 free palestine
603->412
oh hi, forgot this app existed lmao
September 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by hatsune michael cera
Silver Lake (Burnout 3: Takedown, Ps2-Xbox, Criterion Games, 2004)
January 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
despite all my cage, i am still just a rat in a hat
April 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
such a killer lineup this year
Happy FEST 23 day to all that celebrate.
3-day passes, hotels, and kick-off tickets on sale
4/25 at 10 EST. Tag a friend, save the date.
These WILL go quick.

Art by: Richard Minino
Layout: Scotty Swemba
April 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
why does rehabilitating a car have to take so long???? 😭😭😭 i just want my bmw back 💔💔
April 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
feels nice to finally be driving this around on the road
April 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
hardest pic ive ever taken of the hardest car ive ever owned
March 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
one of my coworkers said "i have to race like a piss horse" today and i cant stop thinking about it
March 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
new whip, who dis?
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by hatsune michael cera
Opinion: I Respect Your Choice To Have Kids, so Long as You Admit My Child-Free Lifestyle Is Way Cooler Than Yours
thehardtimes.net/opinion/opin...
Opinion: I Respect Your Choice To Have Kids, so Long as You Admit My Child-Free Lifestyle Is Way Cooler Than Yours
With inflation on the rise, climate change increasing rapidly and the second Trump presidency underway, many millennials aging well into their 30’s are deciding whether or not to start a family. I per...
thehardtimes.net
March 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by hatsune michael cera
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis
March 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i think itd be really funny if, once this is all over, canada ends up gaining 50 new provinces
March 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
how come the people who die young are always the ones least deserving of it?
February 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
driving in snow storms is wild, what do you mean this 2x salvaged fwd shitbox is gapping raptors and cybertrucks like theyre nothing?
February 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
quick shout out to trans men who just look like someones dad
February 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the most random useless superpower i wish i had is to make the bass boosted 3@rr@p3 sound effect with my vocal chords at will
January 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by hatsune michael cera
im lowkey like if a pathetic loser were kinda cool
January 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
thinking about that guy at the gas station today who only bought caffeine pills and a red bull
January 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by hatsune michael cera
i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
someone please help me, im fantasizing about subarus again
January 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
January 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the bmw x6 and its consequences have been a disaster for the automotive industry
January 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by hatsune michael cera
NIMBYism has caused a nationwide housing shortage, has stopped our ability to prevent wildfires effectively, and stopped any progress on making existing trains faster. We must stop letting bad actors impede progress.
January 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Reposted by hatsune michael cera
Sums it up nicely.
January 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM