Generic Robot
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Dodgers fan, gamer, music lover, leftist, first and only man to ever out pizza the hut
I have heard rumors that the Dodgers are trying to put together a trade package to acquire Tarik Skubal. As a Dodger fan, let me just say-
NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
FUCKING NO.
The Tigers need to EXTEND and BUILD AROUND Skubal, NOT trade him. Same thing with the Pirates and Skenes. For fuck's sake.
NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
FUCKING NO.
The Tigers need to EXTEND and BUILD AROUND Skubal, NOT trade him. Same thing with the Pirates and Skenes. For fuck's sake.
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I have heard rumors that the Dodgers are trying to put together a trade package to acquire Tarik Skubal. As a Dodger fan, let me just say-
NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
FUCKING NO.
The Tigers need to EXTEND and BUILD AROUND Skubal, NOT trade him. Same thing with the Pirates and Skenes. For fuck's sake.
NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
FUCKING NO.
The Tigers need to EXTEND and BUILD AROUND Skubal, NOT trade him. Same thing with the Pirates and Skenes. For fuck's sake.
Also part of the best infield in baseball? Miguel Rojas.
Mookie, Freddie and Max are part of the best infield in baseball. They can hit, they can field, they can do it all. We don't talk about defense a lot, but it's a crucial factor on a championship team. Poor defense killed the Yankees last World Series. Great defense might bring LA another ring.
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Also part of the best infield in baseball? Miguel Rojas.
Holy shit did I get exactly what I asked for.
Last year, the Dodgers beat the Yankees in five games. It wasn't very competitive. New York was outmatched from the start. This year, I want my World Series to last seven games. I want the agony and the ecstasy. I want the heart attacks and the celebration. And I want to see George Springer cry.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Holy shit did I get exactly what I asked for.
The Guardians lost a winner-take-all game against the Tigers, who then lost a winner-take-all game against the Mariners, who then lost a winner-take-all game against the Blue Jays, who then lost a winner-take-all game against the Dodgers.
What a postseason this was.
What a postseason this was.
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The Guardians lost a winner-take-all game against the Tigers, who then lost a winner-take-all game against the Mariners, who then lost a winner-take-all game against the Blue Jays, who then lost a winner-take-all game against the Dodgers.
What a postseason this was.
What a postseason this was.
Little did we know that when Skrilla wrote Doot Doot he was predicting which two elimination games the Dodgers would win to clinch a repeat championship. He truly is a prophet for the modern age.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Little did we know that when Skrilla wrote Doot Doot he was predicting which two elimination games the Dodgers would win to clinch a repeat championship. He truly is a prophet for the modern age.
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well it’s a tie, in the name of fairness the trophy will reside in Lexington, Nebraska
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
well it’s a tie, in the name of fairness the trophy will reside in Lexington, Nebraska
That was fun! Let's do it again next year, before baseball is ruined.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That was fun! Let's do it again next year, before baseball is ruined.
The very last and very best wheeeeeeeeeee of the year!!
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The very last and very best wheeeeeeeeeee of the year!!
I've seen enough pictures and videos of Bo Bichette and Vladdy Junior's bromance that I'm now convinced Toronto must sign Bo for the full length of Vladdy's contract. The nation of Canada needs these two to stay together through the 2030's.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I've seen enough pictures and videos of Bo Bichette and Vladdy Junior's bromance that I'm now convinced Toronto must sign Bo for the full length of Vladdy's contract. The nation of Canada needs these two to stay together through the 2030's.
A Will Smith has won the World Series six years straight.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
A Will Smith has won the World Series six years straight.
This is why you pay $325 million to someone who had never thrown a pitch in Major League Baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This is why you pay $325 million to someone who had never thrown a pitch in Major League Baseball.
DEFENSE.
WINS.
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Dodgers repeat.
What a fucking Series.
WINS.
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Dodgers repeat.
What a fucking Series.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
DEFENSE.
WINS.
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Dodgers repeat.
What a fucking Series.
WINS.
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Dodgers repeat.
What a fucking Series.
That Vladdy Junior is a bad, bad man.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That Vladdy Junior is a bad, bad man.
Three outs to go.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Three outs to go.
DINGERS AND DEFENSE WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS BABY!!!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
DINGERS AND DEFENSE WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS BABY!!!!!!!
On to the eleventh. If this one goes eighteen innings I'm gonna need a heart transplant.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
On to the eleventh. If this one goes eighteen innings I'm gonna need a heart transplant.
Seranthony Dominguez still has a little hand-chalked 51 on his cap.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Seranthony Dominguez still has a little hand-chalked 51 on his cap.
And of COURSE we're going to extras. WHY THE HELL NOT.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
And of COURSE we're going to extras. WHY THE HELL NOT.
Oh my God my stream cut out just before Mighty Miggy's game-tying home run I might actually throw up
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh my God my stream cut out just before Mighty Miggy's game-tying home run I might actually throw up
Shohei Ohtani is worth $700 million. Vladdy Junior signed for $500 million. And they've both been outhit this October by Ernie Clement. The $2 million utility man has set a record for most hits in a single postseason.
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Shohei Ohtani is worth $700 million. Vladdy Junior signed for $500 million. And they've both been outhit this October by Ernie Clement. The $2 million utility man has set a record for most hits in a single postseason.
MAXIMUM MUNCY
Six outs to go. It's hero time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
MAXIMUM MUNCY
Six outs to go. It's hero time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Six outs to go. It's hero time.
The Dodgers scratched a run across against Chris Bassitt, who had only given up two base runners this whole postseason. But now, Trey Yesavage is warming in the pen.
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Dodgers scratched a run across against Chris Bassitt, who had only given up two base runners this whole postseason. But now, Trey Yesavage is warming in the pen.
This was the last thing missing from this epic Series - a benches clearing HBP.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This was the last thing missing from this epic Series - a benches clearing HBP.