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Child rapist and journalist murderer cooperate against mankind.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Child rapist and journalist murderer cooperate against mankind.
If the flying car had a $300B data center we'd have flying cars.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If the flying car had a $300B data center we'd have flying cars.
A child rapist wants a war with Venezuela.
NYT writes about a child rapist ally who agrees with the child rapist.
NYT writes about a child rapist ally who agrees with the child rapist.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
A child rapist wants a war with Venezuela.
NYT writes about a child rapist ally who agrees with the child rapist.
NYT writes about a child rapist ally who agrees with the child rapist.
I don't think a drunken, wife beating, weekend news show co-host should be in charge of our military.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don't think a drunken, wife beating, weekend news show co-host should be in charge of our military.
If I was a corrupt mobster in command of the most powerful military in the world and had a cocaine addicted son, I'd probably put pressure on the cocaine refining laboratories to supply Jr. with product.
And if they didn't, I'd whack 'em.
And if they didn't, I'd whack 'em.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If I was a corrupt mobster in command of the most powerful military in the world and had a cocaine addicted son, I'd probably put pressure on the cocaine refining laboratories to supply Jr. with product.
And if they didn't, I'd whack 'em.
And if they didn't, I'd whack 'em.
The trauma they inflict is intentional.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The trauma they inflict is intentional.
When was the last time you had to reset a clock? It's a life skill and I'm thankful for the semi-annual drill.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
When was the last time you had to reset a clock? It's a life skill and I'm thankful for the semi-annual drill.
I don't think a convicted rapist should be in charge of our military strikes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don't think a convicted rapist should be in charge of our military strikes.
What's this about Jeffery Epstein?
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What's this about Jeffery Epstein?
"Has found?!" Like, in a winter coat?
Is that how we manage our nation's finances now?
Is that how we manage our nation's finances now?
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Has found?!" Like, in a winter coat?
Is that how we manage our nation's finances now?
Is that how we manage our nation's finances now?
Dude, if they haven't done it by now...
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Dude, if they haven't done it by now...
But when is her next triathlon?
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
But when is her next triathlon?
The dissenting justice is right.
Hey just curious, who appointed the other justices in the case?
Hey just curious, who appointed the other justices in the case?
October 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The dissenting justice is right.
Hey just curious, who appointed the other justices in the case?
Hey just curious, who appointed the other justices in the case?
You mean the child rapist who *literally* just tore down part of the Whitehouse and is now supporting our enemy has something to say about our allies?
When can we get one of those military coup deals?
When can we get one of those military coup deals?
October 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You mean the child rapist who *literally* just tore down part of the Whitehouse and is now supporting our enemy has something to say about our allies?
When can we get one of those military coup deals?
When can we get one of those military coup deals?
So murdered their buddies because they're guilty but we're not prosecuting the survivors because they're innocent?
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So murdered their buddies because they're guilty but we're not prosecuting the survivors because they're innocent?
When's his resort going to open?
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October 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When's his resort going to open?
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Read some of the article. Sounds like we can still do one of those "as fast as possible" deals. 👍
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Read some of the article. Sounds like we can still do one of those "as fast as possible" deals. 👍
"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rolled out his nuclear-armed military's most powerful weapons at a massive military parade attended by foreign leaders, including a new intercontinental ballistic missile he may be preparing to test in the coming weeks."
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rolled out his nuclear-armed military's most powerful weapons at a massive military parade attended by foreign leaders, including a new intercontinental ballistic missile he may be preparing to test in the coming weeks."
Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
He wanted a chance to break his own "Shortest Serving PM" record.
October 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He wanted a chance to break his own "Shortest Serving PM" record.