Do Not Climb On The Gorilla
@unoclimbgorilla.bsky.social
He/Him • In CA via AZ, CZ, CH, & IL • Learning to grow in the #GorillaGardens • Zero tolerance for bad faith convos • Protect trans kids 🏳⚧ • #Resist #EastBay
"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rolled out his nuclear-armed military's most powerful weapons at a massive military parade attended by foreign leaders, including a new intercontinental ballistic missile he may be preparing to test in the coming weeks."
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rolled out his nuclear-armed military's most powerful weapons at a massive military parade attended by foreign leaders, including a new intercontinental ballistic missile he may be preparing to test in the coming weeks."
Bastard wants my donut.
October 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bastard wants my donut.
Kirk used to give away these buttons in his high school clubs, Gavin. His work sucked.
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Kirk used to give away these buttons in his high school clubs, Gavin. His work sucked.
Don't forget this one.
September 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Don't forget this one.
You don't have to mourn an abusive person.
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You don't have to mourn an abusive person.
Abe be like...👇
September 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Abe be like...👇
Every time Newsome does something good, like hiring a good social media team or CA redistricting, that decision is lined with things like throwing trans kids and the homeless under the bus.
He an opportunist. Nothing more.
Maybe he didn't follow Kim, but that does not imply he has a moral compass.
He an opportunist. Nothing more.
Maybe he didn't follow Kim, but that does not imply he has a moral compass.
August 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Every time Newsome does something good, like hiring a good social media team or CA redistricting, that decision is lined with things like throwing trans kids and the homeless under the bus.
He an opportunist. Nothing more.
Maybe he didn't follow Kim, but that does not imply he has a moral compass.
He an opportunist. Nothing more.
Maybe he didn't follow Kim, but that does not imply he has a moral compass.
Happy #FlowerFriday from the #GorillaGardens.
What do I have for you today?
A couple sunflowers (Man! Look at that Black Beauty!), some pears for y'all (expect yours in the mail), and the best dog in the world.
Enjoy your weekend, everyone. Don't be like that squirrel...👇
✌️🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🌻✌️👍💣⛏️🐿️
What do I have for you today?
A couple sunflowers (Man! Look at that Black Beauty!), some pears for y'all (expect yours in the mail), and the best dog in the world.
Enjoy your weekend, everyone. Don't be like that squirrel...👇
✌️🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🌻✌️👍💣⛏️🐿️
August 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Happy #FlowerFriday from the #GorillaGardens.
What do I have for you today?
A couple sunflowers (Man! Look at that Black Beauty!), some pears for y'all (expect yours in the mail), and the best dog in the world.
Enjoy your weekend, everyone. Don't be like that squirrel...👇
✌️🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🌻✌️👍💣⛏️🐿️
What do I have for you today?
A couple sunflowers (Man! Look at that Black Beauty!), some pears for y'all (expect yours in the mail), and the best dog in the world.
Enjoy your weekend, everyone. Don't be like that squirrel...👇
✌️🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🌻✌️👍💣⛏️🐿️
Is this the Invisible Hand of capitalism?
August 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is this the Invisible Hand of capitalism?
"For $500 I'll take..."👇
August 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"For $500 I'll take..."👇
It's a table centerpiece for now. Wife and both kids are planning recipes. I'm making plans to pumpkinnap the pumpkin and flee to Oregon before that can happen.
August 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's a table centerpiece for now. Wife and both kids are planning recipes. I'm making plans to pumpkinnap the pumpkin and flee to Oregon before that can happen.
Final Update!
I don't normally harvest pumpkin in August, unless there's a conjunction of Jupiter and Venus on the first day of school so, had to pick today 🤷♂️.
#GorillaGardens
I don't normally harvest pumpkin in August, unless there's a conjunction of Jupiter and Venus on the first day of school so, had to pick today 🤷♂️.
#GorillaGardens
August 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Final Update!
I don't normally harvest pumpkin in August, unless there's a conjunction of Jupiter and Venus on the first day of school so, had to pick today 🤷♂️.
#GorillaGardens
I don't normally harvest pumpkin in August, unless there's a conjunction of Jupiter and Venus on the first day of school so, had to pick today 🤷♂️.
#GorillaGardens
I took care of mine a couple weeks ago. And I'm glad I did, even though I don't have an AZ license.
It takes two minutes with your credit card, Trevor. Just comply.
It takes two minutes with your credit card, Trevor. Just comply.
August 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I took care of mine a couple weeks ago. And I'm glad I did, even though I don't have an AZ license.
It takes two minutes with your credit card, Trevor. Just comply.
It takes two minutes with your credit card, Trevor. Just comply.
August 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thanks :) It's pear season too! It's like all this stuff is ready all at once, like it's a "season" or something.
August 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thanks :) It's pear season too! It's like all this stuff is ready all at once, like it's a "season" or something.
@tinphx.bsky.social, not all ears peaked to Midwest standards, but they're all beautiful nonetheless.
August 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@tinphx.bsky.social, not all ears peaked to Midwest standards, but they're all beautiful nonetheless.
August 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I missed wishing everyone a Happy National Sunflower Day yesterday!
Happy belated National Sunflower Day!
🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
#GorillaGardens
Happy belated National Sunflower Day!
🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
#GorillaGardens
August 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I missed wishing everyone a Happy National Sunflower Day yesterday!
Happy belated National Sunflower Day!
🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
#GorillaGardens
Happy belated National Sunflower Day!
🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
#GorillaGardens
I'm ready!
July 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm ready!