unmuse
@unmuse.bsky.social
Denverite. Certified trash panda, except for when it comes to my politics
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My family, 20 years after my celiac diagnosis: are you sure you don't want to come for the holidays?
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My family, 20 years after my celiac diagnosis: are you sure you don't want to come for the holidays?
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
So i got these bacon chocolate bars to add to a breakfasty snack board for thanksgiving, and this shit took me out 🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So i got these bacon chocolate bars to add to a breakfasty snack board for thanksgiving, and this shit took me out 🤣🤣
Am i the only one just realizing window clings cling to things other than windows? No? Last one?
September 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Am i the only one just realizing window clings cling to things other than windows? No? Last one?
So, my plane needs tires because they brake locked landing. They ain't got tires in BTV. None. I've never seen a 16 hour delay, besides United's computer issues. I got a different flight tomorrow.
September 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So, my plane needs tires because they brake locked landing. They ain't got tires in BTV. None. I've never seen a 16 hour delay, besides United's computer issues. I got a different flight tomorrow.
I love CO, but sometimes i seriously miss water
September 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love CO, but sometimes i seriously miss water
Took a lot of coaxing but i got chatgpt to make this for me
August 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Took a lot of coaxing but i got chatgpt to make this for me
My parents live in Maine so often when i visit them we scuttle up to Nova Scotia. So i kept the $5 as a little poke at our US politics
August 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My parents live in Maine so often when i visit them we scuttle up to Nova Scotia. So i kept the $5 as a little poke at our US politics
Either her or this lady! LOL
(That's $5 Canadian behind her teehee)
(That's $5 Canadian behind her teehee)
August 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Either her or this lady! LOL
(That's $5 Canadian behind her teehee)
(That's $5 Canadian behind her teehee)
I feel like this is something that Ryan Reynolds would wiki about Ryan Gosling. Crazy if true tho
August 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I feel like this is something that Ryan Reynolds would wiki about Ryan Gosling. Crazy if true tho
August 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can we cancel this douche? I don't even want to watch #TheTraitorsUS bc of him
August 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Can we cancel this douche? I don't even want to watch #TheTraitorsUS bc of him
Me today side eyeing the real life dementia vs ketamine brain trust
June 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me today side eyeing the real life dementia vs ketamine brain trust
Here's the thing.. even though i didn't hear it i know for a FACT this is not what was said. Fix the captions. #loveislandusa #liusa
June 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Here's the thing.. even though i didn't hear it i know for a FACT this is not what was said. Fix the captions. #loveislandusa #liusa
My inner 15 yo is so proud of my old ass haha. Die krupps, thrill kill and ministry.
June 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My inner 15 yo is so proud of my old ass haha. Die krupps, thrill kill and ministry.
Die Krupps is the opener! :)
June 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Die Krupps is the opener! :)
What in the absolute fuck is this, Kroger Delivery? Fuuuuuck all the way off
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What in the absolute fuck is this, Kroger Delivery? Fuuuuuck all the way off
I fully fuckin spoiled myself for my bday after getting an Etsy shop dupe, then getting a full blown tester. I'm smell glorious.
May 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I fully fuckin spoiled myself for my bday after getting an Etsy shop dupe, then getting a full blown tester. I'm smell glorious.
