unmuse
@unmuse.bsky.social
Denverite. Certified trash panda, except for when it comes to my politics
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I complained to iRobot about how stupid my roomba j7 is, that their code just builds and builds on the map every single run making whole thing useless. 10 minutes later it was bricked, in the middle of cleaning.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I complained to iRobot about how stupid my roomba j7 is, that their code just builds and builds on the map every single run making whole thing useless. 10 minutes later it was bricked, in the middle of cleaning.
Ashley's unwashed fuzzy white boy that gets half mentioned every 3 episodes does not a story line make. Get Gollum's failed sugar baby off the show if she can't get a story line. Lady's a failed plot device, at best #rhop
a woman wearing a silver sequined dress and earrings is making a funny face
ALT: a woman wearing a silver sequined dress and earrings is making a funny face
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December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ashley's unwashed fuzzy white boy that gets half mentioned every 3 episodes does not a story line make. Get Gollum's failed sugar baby off the show if she can't get a story line. Lady's a failed plot device, at best #rhop
My family, 20 years after my celiac diagnosis: are you sure you don't want to come for the holidays?
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My family, 20 years after my celiac diagnosis: are you sure you don't want to come for the holidays?
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
It's 830am. Lil Jon is turning down for what on a toys r us float.
This timeline is crazy.
This timeline is crazy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's 830am. Lil Jon is turning down for what on a toys r us float.
This timeline is crazy.
This timeline is crazy.
So i got these bacon chocolate bars to add to a breakfasty snack board for thanksgiving, and this shit took me out 🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So i got these bacon chocolate bars to add to a breakfasty snack board for thanksgiving, and this shit took me out 🤣🤣
Company i interviewed w/ keeps losing people to the "startup pace" & are DESPERATE. When asked when i could start, they balked at Dec 1, even after explaining i just did a year at a different startup & needed to destress b4 diving into that pace again. Fairly certain I've been passed on haha ⬇️
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Company i interviewed w/ keeps losing people to the "startup pace" & are DESPERATE. When asked when i could start, they balked at Dec 1, even after explaining i just did a year at a different startup & needed to destress b4 diving into that pace again. Fairly certain I've been passed on haha ⬇️
Note to all future squatters and those breaking into buildings: act like you fucking belong ffs. If you're going to act all creepy and suspicious I'm going to call security while you're hitting the floor, trying to hide. I legit don't care if you pretend to give af.
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Note to all future squatters and those breaking into buildings: act like you fucking belong ffs. If you're going to act all creepy and suspicious I'm going to call security while you're hitting the floor, trying to hide. I legit don't care if you pretend to give af.
Leather soled ballet flats are legit the best "house shoes" ever.
Not "shoes named as" but actual mid range casual ballet shoes. Non skid, cute, breathable, involuntary pirouettes... bangin
Not "shoes named as" but actual mid range casual ballet shoes. Non skid, cute, breathable, involuntary pirouettes... bangin
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Leather soled ballet flats are legit the best "house shoes" ever.
Not "shoes named as" but actual mid range casual ballet shoes. Non skid, cute, breathable, involuntary pirouettes... bangin
Not "shoes named as" but actual mid range casual ballet shoes. Non skid, cute, breathable, involuntary pirouettes... bangin
❤️ that (myself and the majority of a minority turnout) of Denver voted to feed children and tax the high income earners ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
❤️ that (myself and the majority of a minority turnout) of Denver voted to feed children and tax the high income earners ❤️
The first like 10 seconds of tone loc's wild thing is what opened my eyes to real bass was back then, when it was like in the radio lol
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The first like 10 seconds of tone loc's wild thing is what opened my eyes to real bass was back then, when it was like in the radio lol
I can't hear the violent femmes without thinking about mickeys ice
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I can't hear the violent femmes without thinking about mickeys ice
Ashley and Gizzy are so desperate to take down Stacy, they don't even pay $1 to check the surrounding area's databases. #RHOP
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a woman is sitting in a living room talking about people being thirsty . ashley is dehydrated .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a living room talking about people being thirsty . ashley is dehydrated .
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October 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ashley and Gizzy are so desperate to take down Stacy, they don't even pay $1 to check the surrounding area's databases. #RHOP
www.tmz.com/2025/10/14/r...
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Has anyone watched wayward on Netflix? That shit is giving me 90s abduction camps with A LOT of undertone, in a good way
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Has anyone watched wayward on Netflix? That shit is giving me 90s abduction camps with A LOT of undertone, in a good way
I've spent so much time singing to my dogs while home alone that there's a few songs i know i can't remember the actual lyrics
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've spent so much time singing to my dogs while home alone that there's a few songs i know i can't remember the actual lyrics
Does anyone believe Julia's story? #RHOM
a woman says it 's just a weird thing to lie about in front of a real housewives logo
ALT: a woman says it 's just a weird thing to lie about in front of a real housewives logo
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October 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Does anyone believe Julia's story? #RHOM
Anyone know where i can request a Buckcherry + Hank Hill mashup to make "i love the propane" song something that exists outside of my own head?
September 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Anyone know where i can request a Buckcherry + Hank Hill mashup to make "i love the propane" song something that exists outside of my own head?
So obviously all of the vets cheated, yeah? #mtvchallenge #thechallenge
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So obviously all of the vets cheated, yeah? #mtvchallenge #thechallenge
Am i the only one just realizing window clings cling to things other than windows? No? Last one?
September 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Am i the only one just realizing window clings cling to things other than windows? No? Last one?
Just finished #belowdeck and really really do not want to spend another season watching Solene do or not do anything on #loveislandgames
September 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Just finished #belowdeck and really really do not want to spend another season watching Solene do or not do anything on #loveislandgames
Please.. let the snake continue devour itself, as they're already eating their own tail.
a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
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September 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Please.. let the snake continue devour itself, as they're already eating their own tail.
Also, here's the thing. TSA scanners are liars. I wore the same shoes, same type of socks, same bra, same brand and style of underwear, the same pants and shirt yesterday and went through the SAME machine. No pings. But today my "vulva and/or asshole" plus my ankle pinged.
It's purely theater.
It's purely theater.
September 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Also, here's the thing. TSA scanners are liars. I wore the same shoes, same type of socks, same bra, same brand and style of underwear, the same pants and shirt yesterday and went through the SAME machine. No pings. But today my "vulva and/or asshole" plus my ankle pinged.
It's purely theater.
It's purely theater.